Joey: Hi im back again!
Mike: oh you went somewhere?
Joey: -- shut up
Mike:
Joey: well onto the story
Chapter 7
Navi: NOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN
Link: well now what?
Joey: you never read the leter did you?
Link: NOPE!
Joey: -- we need to save princess ruto
Link: ooohhhhhhh
Joey: lets go
Link: ok well lets go (shoots the thingy )
Door opens
Navi: whoa this is almost as big as links stomach
Link: SHUT UP
Navi: hehe
Link: hey isnt that ruto?
Ruto: huh why are you here
Link: im here to save you
Ruto: save me? Well im not going anywhere till I get my stone. But you can carry me
Link: uhh ok ( picks up ruto ) geeze yer heavy how much do you eat
Ruto: SHUT UP
Link: well lets go
They get to room with boomerang
Link: WHAT THE HELL?
Navi: you gotta pop the bubbles
Link: ok
Joey: ill help ( turns gun to plazma form )
Link: ok
They pop all the bubbles
Chest appears
Link: oooooo ( opens the chest ) oo a boomerang
Joey: oh good
Link: well lets go
They get to the room with the hangy thing
Link: OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKEA PENIS!
Joey: Laughing hysterically
Link: I think ill chop it off with my new boomerang ( chops it off )
They get the rest of the hangy things
They get to the room with the October
Link & Co. walk in.
Ruto: there that's the stone.
Link: ok tosses Ruto onto the thing
Ruto: grabs the stone THANKS!
Thing goes up
Ruto: WHAT THE FUCK HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP
Link: oh well
Ruto: OH MY GOD IT AN OCTOPUSS
Link???
Thing comes back down
Link: oh shes right it is an octopus
Joey: you gotta hit is asshole I mean the thing on its back
Link: ok ties sword to the boomerang and throws it
Octo: dies
Link: lets go
They go up
Link: ok
Joey: hit the thing on the cealing
Link: ok throws boomerang
Door unlocks
Link: lets go
They go into the bosses room
Link: look at all the shineys drools
Joey: you gotta kill em
Link: ok (throws boomerang)
All the jellyfish die
Link: ok now I gotta kill the boss
Joey: yep
Link: throws boomerang
The tentacles detach
Joey: I wanna finish it ( shoots a plasma beam )
The Boss( I forgot the name) bursts into flames)
Outside
JabuJabu: AHHH HEARTBURN I NEED A TUM!
Zoras: (bring in a giant tum)
Back inside
Link: sees heartpiece CANDY eats it im still hungry eats navi lets go
Joey: you gotta take the portal
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joey: YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Link: grr ok goes into portal
Screams of immense pain are heard
Joey: hehe teleports
Outside
Link: Ruto I need that stone!
Ruto: you gotta marry me
Link: NO JUST GIMME THE DAMN STONE
Ruto: ok fine!
Link: YAY CANDY eats it
Joey: you gotta do one more thing
Link: what
Joey: you gotta get a new magic ability
Link: ok
At the fairy fountain outsine jabujabus area
Link: HAAHAHA HER BOOBS ARE POINTY TOO HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Joey : SHUT UP
Link: ok ( gets ability )
Joey: you can teleport to rooms in a dungen that youv already been too
Link: k
Joey: now you gotta go to the Temple of Time and get the Master Sword
Link: ooh ok!
Joey: well this chapter wasent as long I don't remember much of jabujabu well next chapter soon