Joey: Alright, this is the new Chapter 8! I am rewriting it!
Mike: I thought I was done… why are we doing this again?
Joey: Because my 11 year old self (A/N yes that's how old I was when I started writing this story) didn't understand the word Plagiarism…
Mike: Good job genius!
Joey: Shut it… oh and do the disclaimer…
Mike: (Sighs) Alright alright… Joey does not own anything he puts in his story unless he puts something in here that he actually owns… in that case then he would own something… Oh well… just don't sue us….
Chapter 8: Rewritten
Link & Co. walking outside the walls of hyrule market moving towards the drawbridge
Link: Wow, is it really night time already?
Joey: What are you talking about? The days in this world are only 2 minutes long anyways… besides… its raining.
Link: (Suddenly gets struck by a bolt of lightning, knocking him flat on his ass) Xx
(Zelda and impa ride by on their horse, nearly running link over)
Zelda: Damn it impa! You missed! Here ill get him (she chucks the ocarina at link but it misses and lands in the moat)
Joey: Nice aim ya stupid bitch!
Zelda: (flips Joey off)
Link: (Shakes his head and gets to his feet) What the hell just happened…?
Gannondorf: (by now has rode up to link) You, boy! Where did she go! I know you saw them!
Link: No I was unconscious.
Joey: (points in the direction that Zelda and Impa went)
Gannondorf: (Ignores Joey) You little fool you cant protect them! (Starts to charge the blast in his hand)
Link: Heh why would I want to?
Joey: Ummm because you're the hero, jackass.
Link: Ohh so that's what im doing…
Gannondorf: (Blasts link, knocking him on his ass once again)
Link: Xx
Joey: Not again…
Gannondorf: (Rides off in the complete opposite direction of where joey was pointing)
Navi: Wow, is everyone here accept me a complete idiot?
Joey: Don't count yourself out…
Link: (Wakes up) Owww… my ass…
Joey: Ill bet your used to saying that.
Link: What?
Joey: … Never mind…
Link: Well I'm hungry (Eats Navi)
Joey: Well, you should probably go get the ocarina…
Link: (Dives into the water and retrieves the ocarina of time)
Joey: Alright to the temple!
(At the temple of time, just outside the doors)
Link: (walks up the steps and runs straight into the door) Owwwwiieeee!
Joey: It says pull…
Link: You can read?
Joey: Yes… I can… apparently you can't…
Link: (pulls the doors open and walks up to the pedestal thingy)
Joey: Do you need me to read that for you?
Link: Shut up, hey, a quick question… why am I doing this part all over again?
Joey: Didn't you read what I said before the story?
Link: Umm no…
Joey: What about the memo I sent?
Link: Memo?
Joey: A little yellow paper…
Link: Oh, I thought that was mustard so I ate it…
Joey: Oh god... its because I didn't understand the word plagiarism when I wrote the original chapter…
Link: ohh… nice one genius
Joey: Just put the stones on the pedestal.
Link: (places all 3 stones on the pedestal and gets warped into that flashback kind of area…)
Zelda: Link? What the hell are you doing here?
Link: I have no clue…
Zelda: Oh yea, I suppose you need to learn the song on time… (pulls an ocarina out of her ass)
Link: You're going to put that in your mouth?
Zelda: Umm yea… so?
Link: That's sick…
Zelda: Just copy the damn song… bitch… (plays the song of time)
Link: (Copies the song)
Ocarina: YOU'VE LEARNED THE SONG OF TIME!
Link: (looks at the ocarina) Whoa… I really got to stop smoking… (gets warped back to the Temple of Time) Well, that was interesting…
Joey: Awww damn it he's back…
Link: (plays the song of time and opens the doors)
Joey: Lets hurry this up…
Link: (Pulls up the master sword)
Lets warp 7 years into the future after the part with Ruru
Link: I THOUGHT THAT WHALE WAS GOING OT EAT US!
Joey: Oh come on... he's not that fat…
Shiek: (steps out from the shadows, then ducks, expecting the master sword to be thrown at her… I mean him…) Why didn't you throw the sword?
Joey: he's not supposed to…
Shiek: Well aren't we redoing this chapter?
Joey: Yea, but we are doing it differently.
Shiek: Oh… I didn't know that…
Joey: Didn't you get the memo?
Shiek: Memo?
Joey: Oh my god… shiek… just do your thing…
Shiek: Sure…
Link: Heh what a fag…
Shiek: Im not gay…
Link: Sure you aren't…
Shiek: Im serious im not gay…
Link: You like guys right?
Shiek: Yes, wait I mean No, I mean ye- awww fuck…
Link: HA!
Joey: I think Link just outsmarted someone…
Mike: Holy crap, you're right!
Link: Where did you come from?
Mike: I just haven't spoken at all this chapter…
Link: Whatever…
Shiek: Link, the sage of the forest needs your help, she is a good friend of yours, but you will need a special item to get into the temple, you can find it in the Village Graveyard.
Link: She!
Joey: Friend?
Link: Shut up…
Joey: You have a friend! And it's a she!
Link: Im just as surprised as you are…
Joey: Well, we should go get that item.
Link: Yes, To the graveyard!
End Chapter 8
Joey: Well, now that I'm done rewriting that… leave a review! My fingers hurt!
Mike: Stop bitching…
Joey: LEAVE A REVIEW DAMNIT!