Joey: HI IM BACK just to say I've actually never gotten through the forest temple LOL I got a used Zelda OOT game and it wuz at Gannondorf so I never did the dungeons and I did a new game so I know the first stuff. BUT I STILL BEAT GANNONDORF and um well I got a strategy guide to help me through the temple parts. Well umm sorry If I miss some stuff. Mike this time you can do the Disclaimer

Mike: YAY Joey does not own Zelda or Metroid

Joey: ONTO THE STORY!

Chapter 10

Joey: well we need to go to the forest Meadow.

Link: ok I know where that is.

Navi: ok so then let's go

At the Forest Meadow

Shiek: here learn this song and it will bring you here when you play it

Link: why like I'm ever gonna come back here anyway

Shiek: I dunno I have to

Link: ok learns song

Ocarina: YOU LEARNED "MINUET OF FOREST"!

Link: ok that creepy the ocarina talked again

Navi: no it didn't

Link: uh ok

Navi: so how do we get in?

Joey: well Navi can fly up there I can use my Hi-jump boots like umm you still got the Hookshot?

Link: nah I pawned it

Joey: good thing the one I gave you was a fake heres the real one gives link the real grapple hook

Link: ok Shoots the tree and goes up

Joey: let's go

Inside

Wolfos appear

Link: draws sword

Joey: gun transforms and a phazon sword comes out

Link: hey how'd you do that

Joey: I made a few Modifications like this holds up his hand and a phazon shield appears out of the crystal on His hand

Link: good lets fight

After they dispose of the wolfos

Link: now what

Joey: you need a key

Navi: I FOUND A CHEST UP HERE!

Link: k

Up at the chest

Link: opens the chest ooo a key its shiny

Joey: use it to open the door

Link: opens door

At the swirled up room

Link: whoa this is weird and I didn't smoke any of that powdery stuff that Joey had.

Joey: umm what powder stuff?

Link: I found it in your hand when you where sleeping so I used it

Joey: umm ok but this room is supposed to be like this

Link: ok

They get to the end of the swirly hallway

Joey: stop holds hand to his helmet Life signs detected in this room but I don't see anything be careful link.

Link: k

Wall Master falls and hits ground : OWIE blows up

Joey: gun in plasma form hehe

Link: umm lets move on

At the chest with the bow and arrows

Link: opens the chest YAY THIS IS BETTER THAN THE SLINGSHOT

Mysterious Voice: YOU GOT THE FAIRY BOW

Navi: im not even gonna ask about that one

Link: but im still gonna do it anyway loads navi into bow

Navi: NOOO NOT AGAIN!

Link: fires navi across the room cool

Joey: you know you got arrows for them

Link: oh yea

At the center room after defeating the fist couple poe sisters

Last poe sister: YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME splits and goes in circles

Link: whoa getting dizzy

Joey: hit the one with a shadow shes the real one

Link: ok shoots her

Last poe: arrgh dies

Joey: ok to phantom gannon

Link: who?

Joey: youll find out

Link: well first I need a snack looks at navi

Navi: oh no not this time! eats link

Joey: YOU JUST ATE SOMETHING 100x YOUR SIZE!

Navi: yea so?

Joey: whatever

Later

Link: OH MY GOD THAT WUZ WEIRD

Joey: yea well down the elevator we go

At phantom gannon

Link: looks like a museum

Joey: yea just shoot the pictures that you see gannon in

Link: ok does that

Phantom gannon comes out of pictures

Link: uhh now what

Joey: jeez your stupid Link your sword repels evil right?

Link: yea

Joey: what do you think the balls that hes shooting are made of?

Link: evi…. Oh

Joey: exactly

Link: repels ball at pgannon

Pgannon: ARRGH falls

Link: now's my chance charges at pgannon HHYYYYYYAAAAA slices pgannon in half

Guts and blood splatter all over the ground

Portal appears

Link: oo a heart takes it

Navi: not the portal

Joey: yes the portal

Link: ok goes in

Screams of pain are heard

Joey: ill go too goes in

Silence

In temple of sages

Link: HOW COME IT DIDN'T HURT YOU?

Joey: it did but my energy takes the damage so I don't have to

Link: ARRGE

Sarie: HI LINK

Link: oh umm hi umm why are you still a kid?

Saria: well I'm actually 385 years old but I'm a kokiri so I don't age

Link: WHOA well I think I need a medallion

Saria: oh yea gives the medallion

Link: thanks gotta go

At the deku tree

Dtsprout: link

Link: I thought I killed you

DTS: I have something to tell you

Link: oh great

DTS: your probably wondering why you aged but the others didn't

Link: yea

DTS: its because you're a hylain

Link: oh ok thanks bye

DTS: basterd

To Be Continued…………

Joey: well I'm not too good at writing the temples but well it's the best I can do so till next time. BYE