Joey: HI!
Mike: oh god
Joey: hey!
Mike: what?
Joey: nvm
Mike: well lets get on with the story
Joey: good idea
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Metroid or anything els I take to use but I do own MIKE
Joey: ONTO THE STORY!
Chapter 11
Link: well now what?
Joey: link you like swords right?
Link: yea
Joey: I know where we can get a awesome sword at
Link: YAY IM GONNA GET A NEW SWORD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joey: ok
Mike: he found my sugar
Joey: ooohhhhhh LINK STOP
Link: freezes huh?
Joey: let's just get the sword
Link: k k k k k k k k k k
Joey: uhh ok well LETS GO
Later
Joey: you got a chicken right?
Link: yea
Joey: you woke the guy up right
Link: yea
Joey: ok talk to that lady and get the blue chicken
Link: kk hands lady chicken
Lady: here take this freak chicken I like yours better
Link: ok I got a creepy blue chicken now what
On the way to the lost woods
Link: I like swords
Joey: that's nice
Link: I like swords
Joey: you said that already
Link: I like swords
Joey: ……grrrrrr
Link: I li-….. falls over in a block of ice
Joey: ice beam gun SHUT UP!
Later
Link: ok sorry too much shugar
Joey: no shit sherlock
Link: well LETS GET THE SWORD
Joey: ok
At the blue dude
Joey: give him the chicken
Link: here
BD: thank you but I am terribly ill give this mushroom to the old bi- I mean hag in Kakriko village but be quick this mushroom will rot fast
Link: ok
Joey: well lets go
In hyrule field
Link: ill never be able to get there on time wait! plays Eponas song
Epona: NEEEIGHH
Joey: umm you never learned that song
Link: plothole NOW LETS GO
At the old bi- I mean hags shop
Link: here make medicines for Blue Dude
Bi- errm hag: ok ok here this wont spoil takes your time
Link: ok
Joey: you got the medicine?
Link: yep
Joey: TO BLUE DUDE!
At blue dudes place
Creepy little girl: the blue dude is gone bu- sniff sniff THAT MEDICEN IS MADE OF FOREST MUSHROOMS RUTURN IT NOW!
Link: ok gives her the mushroom medicen
CLG: thank you take this saw gives saw
Link: WHAT THE HELL DO I NEED A SAW FOR?
Joey: to give to the carpenters
Link: oh
At carpenters
Link: WOWWIE I DIDN'T KNOW EPONA COULD JUMP THAT !
Joey: yea
Link: hears your saw.. hey yer the scary guy that was maken those guys run like jackasses 7 years ago
Carpenter: yep here take my old sword its broken but Biggoron can fix it
Link: ok
At biggoron
Link: HOLY CRAP THAT'S A BIG GORON!
Biggoron: yessssss I coulddddddddd fixxxxxxx your sworrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd if the volcanooooo didntttttttt errrupttt and mmaaakkke me bblinddddd ttttaaakkke thisssssss persssssccccccrrrrriiiiippppppttttttttiiiiiiiooooonnnnnnnnn andddd gettt me some eye cleanerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Link: uhh ok
Joey: lets go
At zoras fountain
Link: Hey the fatass is stuck in ice hehe frozen fish
Joey: ill fix this gun turns into plasma form hmmm
Link: wont plasma kill him its too hot it will kill him too
Joey: I got a flame-thrower jackass
Link: oh ok
After king zora is revived
KZ: thanks there is good new and bad new the bad news is there are no more drops the good new is "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO"
Link: HOW CAN WE GET THE DAMN DROPS
KZ: oh yea take this one-eyed frog I pulled out of my ass and take it to the researcher in Lake Hylia
Link: eewww ok
At lake Hylia
Researcher: ohh I havent had 1 eyed frog soup in a while mmmm
Link: we need ewe drops idiot
Researcher: ok here take this to Biggoron you got 5 minits
Link: holy shit gotta haul ass across the field
At biggorong
Link: huf, puff, IM HERE TAKE YER DROPS
BG: thankkkkkkk youuuuuuuu comeeee backkk innnn threeee dayyyssss
Link: now what
Joey: well you could play the suns song 6 times
Link: oh yea
3 days later
Link: that wuz quick
Joey: yep get yer sword
Link: ok gimme gimme gimme
BG: takee itt ittsssss myyyy finesttttt workkkkk
Link: OOOOH A 2-HANDED SWORD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joey: idiot
To Be Continued…
Joey: hows u like it so far well cya next time!