Joey: Well Hello! ITS ME AGAIN!
Link: OH GOD NO!
Joey: shut up
Link: ok…..errrm wheres Mike?
Joey: getting something
Link: ok well then can I do the Disclaimer?
Joey: oh fine.
Link: Joey Does not own Zelda or anything els that he puts in this story!
Joey: -- Amateur
Link: errggg
Joey: NOW ONTO THE STORY!
Chapter 12: The Fire Temple and err stuff
Link: hey wheres Joey?
Navi: I dunno
Joey appears wearing Predator Armor
Link: Holy Shit what happened to your other suit?
Joey: oh I gave it back.
Link: umm that's a little too nice of you….
Joey: yea so?
Nuclear Explosion is seen
Link: ok what did you do?
Joey: Well…….
Flashback
an alleyway with a dumpster at the end
Justinonshugar (AKA Justin) head pops the lid up and is watching: sugarsugarsugarsugarsugar
Justin sees Joey (without power armor! Wow that's a first) walking down alley
Justin (hides in the Dumpster again) (hear justins voice muffled): sugarsugarsugar
Joey: puts power armor in dumpster
Samus at end of alley looking around the corner watching : perfect!
Joey: walks off
Samus goes to end of alley FINALLY!
Justin jumps out whearing power armor
Samus: GOD DAMMIT GIMMIE THAT!
Justin: NOOOOOOOOOOO runs off
Samus: looks in dumpster to see real power armor YAY!
A Nuclear explosion is seen where justin ran off too.
Back to real time
Link: ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Joey: well next we go to the fire temple!
Link: ok
At Fire Temple
Joey: ok Sheik should be here soon
Link: hey look a note!
Joey: reads not
Note
Link was too lazy to go over here and teach you the song so here it is
Link: ok
Joey: well lets go!
A/N im gonna tell you ppl right now I never played the Water Fire of Desert Temples so I have no clue what im about to write!)
Link&co. Inside Fire Temple
Link: what the hell where is that weird chanting comeing from!
Joey: nope not a clue
Mike: IM BACK I GOT THE EGG!
Link: egg?
Joey: yea you wanna see?
Link: YA!
Joey: laughs evily ok hands link the egg
Link: what hey the top is opening
Joey: yea (puts on predator mask)
Link: oh hey look
The Alien spider thing from AVP jumps onto links face
Link: AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joey: alls I got to do is wait
8 hours later
Link: what the hell HEY IT DIED! ARGH (alien pops out of links stomach) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (dies)
Joey: YAY! MY NEW PET!
Mike: FINALLY A PLAYMATE!
Joey: (snaps and Link is revived)
Link: YOU BASTERD!
Joey: soooooo?
Joey: mike take the Alien and keep it busy
Mike: ok
Joey: now to explore the fire temple!
Link: (sarcastically): OH GOODY!
Joey: ok TALLY HO!
Link: Whatever
At Megaton Hammer
Link: (opens Chest) OOOOO SHINY (drools)
Joey: now to the boss!
At the boss
Link: umm where is the boss
Joey: (reads guide) :Its like a whack a mole game just hit it with the hammer when it comes out!
Link: ok
Hits Volvigia 3 Times
Dies
Link:ok
Outside Fire Temple
Justin in Master Chiefs armor (from Halo if you jackasses don't know) Hi
Joey: ok 1 question why are you do calm?
Justin: Because LINK AT MY UNLIMITED SUGAR STASH!
Link: sugarsugarsugarsugar
Justin: GIVE IT BACK (pulls out a shotgun)
Link: shit
Joey: ill help (4 blades come out of his arms 2 on each arm ) MEWHEHEHE
Link: oh sugary shits
Justin: im pissed so (pulls out a second shot gun)
LINK: OH SWEET SUGARY SHITS FROM HELL! (gets blown and cut to pieces)
Sugar is everywhere
Joey: err Justin don't eat …………that
Justin: (eating the sugar that is on the lava): why (burps and flames come out of his mouth) SWEET hey I got an idea! (Farts and fire comes out of his ass propelling him into the air) WHOOHOO
Joey: oh well
To be Continued…
Joey: Well that's this chapter might not be as good as the rest but oh well
Justin: (shoots fire at joey): sugarsugarsugarsugar
Joey: ok you asked for it (extends his spear) oh yea 1 more thing HELP ME WITH A NAME FOR MY PET ALIEN! Please give me names in reviews! Ill use the one I like most! (charges at justin)
Justin: shit
Till next time BYE!