Joey: HI!
Mike: It's about time you wrote a new chapter.
Joey: Shut up
Mike: ok
Joey: ok so far only 1 person has given me a name for my Alien. Just to let Evryone know it's a She.
Mike: ok well Joey Does not own anything he puts in this chapter.
Joey: WELL ONTO THE STORY!
Chapter 13 Ice Cavern and Stuff
(Joey appears wearing Samus suit cept its Bronze.): HI
Link: ok what did you do to it?
Joey: I mixed my Predator armor and Samuses suit together. To make my Hybrid armor I need more suits and stuff to make it complete though.
Link: ok well where to?
Joey: (Reads Guide) the ice cavern
(Justin lands next to link)
Link: ooookkkkkaaaayyy
Justin: HI
Joey: ok whhat did you eat?
Justin: 10 Bean Burritos
Joey: SHIT!
(Justin farts and fly's off again getting Navi caught in the explosion)
Navi: ouch
Joey: hehe
Mike: did I hear someone say Ice? (shivers)
Joey: yes
Mike: I think ill stay here…..
Link: why?
Joey: Metroids are Weak to ice.
Link: ohhhhh
Mike: yea (twitch) what the hell? (Evolves into a hunter metroid) HOLY SHIT!
Joey: right on scedual
Link: well lets go.
at zoras cavern
Link: whoa its all ice
Joey: yep
(they get to the fatass)
Link: JESUS NOT AGAIN
Joey: hehe Frozen Fish
Navi: hmmm this is red ice only blue fire can melt it!
Joey whispers to link: hey how does Navi know all this stuff
Link: She knows Navi sees things….
Joey: a perverted mind could make a lot out of that (cell phone rings) Hello?
Justin on other end: HEY THAT'S MY LINE! OWWWIE!
Joey: where are you?
Justin: OW I DON'T KNOW… HEY OH HELL NO!
Joey: Justin are you ok?
Justin: NO! HEY WAIT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT!
(Screams of intense pain are heard)
Joey: Justin? Hello? Hmmm battery must be dead.
Link: where do we get Blue Fire?
Joey: downstairs
(They get there)
Link: GOD DAMMIT IS FROZEN OVER!
Navi: Link a fire arrow can melt this
Link: ok (melts it with a fire arrow)
(In the shop(
Link: I need 2 bottles of Blue Fire
Zora Behind The Counter: ok that will be….. 400Rupees
Link: HOLY SHITBALLS!
Joey: here (gives him 2 gold rupees)
ZBTC: here you go.
Link: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU AFFORD THAT!
Joey: I cant those where counterfeit.
Link: ooh
Joey: ok lets go melt fatass
Link: ok
(They melt fatass)
Fatass err King Zora: Thank you take this (gives link a blue tunic)
Link: what the hell am I gonna do with this?
Joey: ill tell you later
Link: ok well to the ice cavern!
Mike: ill stay here
Joey: ok
(in the ice cavern)
Link: hey Joey why do you need the second bottle of Blue Fire?
Joey: for this (his plasma beam shoots blue plasma) so we don't need to spend more rupees.
Link: ohhh
Joey: you gotta collect all the silver rupees.
Link: great….
(after many fairys cuts and bruses)
Link: YAY
Joey: good now you gotta do it 7 more times!
Link: AWWW HELL NO!
Joey: just kidding
Link: thank god!
Joey: now lets go
(they get to the room with the water in the center)
wolfos appear
Link: oh great
Joey: (activates Phazon sword) lets get em
(They kill the wolfos)
Shiek: here if you play this song you can save princess ruto again.
Link: ok whatever (learns song) LOOK A CHEST! (opens the chest) oooohhh shiny (drools)
Joey: those are the Iron Boots
Link: what do I need those for
Joey: to sink to the botton of Lake Hylai
Link: wont I drown?
Joey: the blue tunic lets you breathe underwater
Link: oh!
(Screams of pain are heard from Groudo Fortress)
Joey: well now we know where Justin is
Link: well shouldn't we save him?
Joey: yea I guess
Link: well lets go!
(at Groudo Fortress)
Joey: well we gotta get past them
Link: (drooling) so pretty I cant shoot them
Joey: dude your arrows will only stun them
Link: how does and arrow "Stun"?
Joey: I have no idea
Link: I GOT AN IDEA! (puts Navi in the bow and fires)
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(All the Groudo chase Navi)
Joey: wow he is getting smarter
(in one of the jail rooms)
Link: hello? JUSTIN?
Hear Justin's voice: oh shit hide! (rustle rustle)
Link: hey Joey! Justin's in here!
(Joey appears)
Joey: good
(we see Justin and a few groudos in a bed)
Joey: awe hell no that's just wrong
Link: uhhh justin?
Justin: GO AWAY!
Link: we are here to save you!
Justin: CANT YOU SEE IM A LITTLE BUSY HERE!
Joey: but we thaught you where being tortured
Justin: I was But I passes the test!
Joey: (takes out a notepad) and what do you have to do pass?
Justin: 12 hours of torture for me I had to be deprived of sugar for 12 hours
Joey: ok Link he doesn't want to leave lets go loot the place then leave.
Link: But…
Joey: let's go!
Link: ok fine!
(after they loot the place they are now in the courtyard.)
Joey: (sees Justin tied to a stake) what the hell happened?
Justin: things got a little rough…
Joey: oh great….
Justin: well get me down!
Joey: ok fine! (Activates his predator blades and cuts him loose)
Link: oh so Justin changed his mind?
Joey: no not really
Justin oh link here you might need this (pulls outa bra) eeep! (hides it)
Link: what was that
Justin: NOTHING! (gives link the Groudo card)
Link: cool.
Joey : well lets go to the Water Temple!
To Be Continued…
Joey: well I still need a name for my Alien REMEMBER IT'S A GIRL!
Mike: YOU LEFT ME WITH FATASS SO I ATE HIM
Joey: good
Navi: YAY I DIDENT GET EATED
(Mike eats navi)
Joey: well next chapter will come sooner hopefully.
Mike: ok well BYE!
Joey: PLZ leave a review!