Joey: Hello sorry I took so long school is hell lately…
Mike: isn't it hell all of the time?
Joey: oh yea your right……..
Mike: Joey does not own any of the crap he decides to put in his story……..
Joey: NOW ON TO THE STORY!
Chapter 14: The Water Temple
We see Link and co. camped out in Hyrule Field
Link: well where to next?
Joey: well… I think the water temple is next
Mike: well im not sure if metroids can go underwater but ill try
Link: oh… its underwater?
Joey: no shit Sherlock
Link: (shudders)
Joey: now go to sleep…
Link: but now I cant…..
Joey (hits link in the back of his head with the Arm Cannon knocking Link out): GO TO SLEEP!
(the next day)
Link and Co. are now at Hylia Lake
Link: whoa its all dry
Joey: yup.
Link: well how do I get in
Joey: the entrance is in that little body of water near the bottom
Link: and how do I get in there without drowning
Navi: you got to put your Iron Boots on and your Blue Tunic and jump in.
Link:… But… THAT'S SUICIDE
Joey: no your blue tunic lets you breath underwater…
Link: oh… (puts on Blue Tunic and Iron Boots) ok here I go (Jumps into the water)
Everyone else follows
Inside The Temple
A/N once again as you all know I have never played the water temple im doing this off what I know from internet stuff and the guide.
Link: LOOK THERES JUSTIN!
Justin (looking at a checklist): Nope too soggy…(checks off list) Nope to albino (checks off list again) Nope too many Groudos… (checks list again) Too many gay gorons…(sees Link and Joey) oop (dissapears)
Joey: what the hell was that all about….
Link: who knows
Navi: well lets go
(Link jumps into the water and sinks to the bottom)
Joey (sees Justin eating sugar underwater): uhh dude how are you under here?
Link: yea that's a good question…
Justin: WELL HOW ARE YOU ALL DOWN HERE HUH?
Link: I have a tunic that lets me breath underwater and Joey has his power armor what do you have?
Justin: err umm (begins to choke and disappears)
Joey: he is constantly getting wierder
They go into the next room
They see Justin chaseing ruto trying to forcefully screw her
Ruto: LINK HELP ME!
Link: GO TO HELL!
Joey: justin never abides by mortal law….
Navi: lets go
Link: ohh LOOK A CHEST! (opens it and gets a small key) oh… GOD DAMNIT!
They leave the room Leaveing Ruto in the clutches of Justin… or is it?
(many rooms and keys later)
Link: YAY A CHEST! Maybe this one will have an item in it (opens it only to get another small key) GOD DAMNIT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE THINGS! (throws it out a window… but link forgets they are underwater and gets hit with thousands of pounds of water pressure)
Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
They enter a room that's full of mist and has a tree in the middle
Link: hmmm odd well lets keep going
(they get to the other door only to have both doors lock)
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMME OUT LEMME OUT
8 hours later
Link: IM GONNA STARVE LET ME OUT!
3 hours later
Link: HELP
Joey: link there is a tree in here. Ever think that there might be fruit on it?
Link: oh (he goes over to the tree only to see Dark Link! Dun dun dummm) who the hell are you
Dark Link: I AM YOU!
Link: dude that line sucks ass
Dark Link: damn…
Joey: hmmm LINK THRUST AT HIM!
Link: huh ok! (trusts at dark link) HIYA!
DarkLink: (jumps up onto links sword) HA!
Joey: ive always wanted to see that…
Link: GOD DAMNIT YOU DID THAT ON PURPISE!
Joey: no shit (thinks for a minit) wait if Dark Link is exactly like Link then they must both be idiots HEY LOOK CANDY!
Dlink&Link: CANDY WHERE!
Joey: idiots
Mike: wait if there is a Dark LINK shouldn't there be a..…
: HEY LISTEN!
Dark Link: oh shit………
(Dark Navi flies in carrying a hammer): LINK WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT GETTING INTO MY STASH!
DLink: I DIDN'T
DNavi: (lights a joint) THEN WHO DID!
Dark Link:(points to Link)
Link: (Points to navi)
Navi: (lights a joint) what (sees dark navis hammer) oh shit (flies away really fast)
Dark Navi: (chases Navi)
:Idiots
Joey: wait a second!
Dark Joey: HELLO EVRYONE!
Link: NOT 2 OF THEM!
Joey: THERES ONLY ONE JOEY HERE (Begins to shoot at Dark Joey)
Mike: well then I guess
Dark Mike: yup
Mike: well metroids cant fight each other soo wanna watch Navi get beat with a hammer?
Dark Mike: SURE!
Joey: ok this Dark thing is going too far….. (Butterfly flies past dark butterfly follows it) THAT'S IT! (walks of screen) DAMN PROGRAMMERS (Missile Shots are heard)
Everyone Else (watches as a arm flys overhead)
Joey: well that takes care of that! Now on to killing my evil counterpart. Hey!
Djoey: what?
Joey: theirs one thing I can do that you cant do!
Djoey: what's that?
Joey: (snaps and Djoey is turned to dust) I CAN USE AUTHOR POWERS!
Mike: well its obvious that the rest of the evil counterparts are a bunch of idiots lets let them leave.
Link: ok whatever
Dlink: SEE YA (eats dark navi)
Link: DAMN THE BARS DIDN'T OPEN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Joey: god damn it I could have done this the whole time but no one asked so ill do it on my own (drops a power bomb) RUN!
Link: (ducks)
Navi: (gets caught in the explosion) ow… (smoke comes out of her head)
Link: now to move on
At the slide trap of slicey doom……hill thing!
Link: oh come on this is easy!
(after many hearts cuts bruises potions fairies and Game Overs)
Link: GOD DAMN THAT WAS HARD!
Joey: (uses high jump boots to jump all the way up)
Link: I hate you…
Joey: so what…
(in the boss room)
(Justin is sitting on the middle platform)
Link: so you're done sexually abusing ruto?
Justin: me? naa shes one ugly bitch… must have been my dark counterpart
Joey: I feel the urge to shoot someone again!
Morpha rises behind Justin
Link: uhh justin look out!
Justin: WAIT TILL IM DONE WITH MY SUGAR!
Morpha (grabs justin and trows him into the spikes)
Justin: (gets impaled by one of the spikes) ow….. (falls into morpha and falls down drain)
Joey: whoa
The bag of sugar stands up and attempts to follow justin
Morpha grabs the sugar and somehow eats it
Joey: holy hell
Link: how do I kill it?
Navi: use your new longshot to hit the little red ball when it gets railed it slice it
Link: oh this is too easy (latches Morpha) bye bye (slashes it with the BigGoronSword)
Morpha dies
Link: too easy!
Joey: oh Link! You got to go through the portal again!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joey: yes you do
Link: oh fine…. (goes into the portal and extream screams of pain are heard)
Joey: hehe (disappears)
In the Sacred Realm
Link: oh shit hi ruto
Ruto: YOU LITTLE BASTARD! AFTER YOU PROMISED TO MARRY ME YOU LET THAT LITTLE SHRIMP DO THAT TO ME!
Link: umm I had my fingers crossed now gimmie the medallion and ill go
Ruto: FINE THEN BE THAT WAY! (throws it at like) NOW GO TO HELL AND BITE SATANS ASS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
Link: whatever.
To Be Continued…
Joey: well how's that I'm gonna up the rating to R for this chapter. MY alien still needs a name… remember it is a girl.. Well till next time! BYE!