Joey: HEY EVRYONE! ITS TIME TO GET MY 15 CHAPTER UP!

Mike: Joey doesn't own Zelda or anything in it and whatever else he uses

Joey: NOW ONTO THE STORY!

Chapter 15: The Well and Pissing About

Link: HI SHIEK

Shiek: uh hi link… (walks off)

Link: Joey where to?

Joey: well we gotta go to Kakriko Village

Link: why

Mike: to get a magical lens

Link: OK

(at Kakriko Village)

Navi: now we gotta go to the windmill first

Link: well then lets go

(in the windmill)

Link: hey what happens if I go in front of the guy and take out my ocarina?

Windmill Guy: You… you remind me of a kid that came in here 7 years ago and fucked up my windmill he played this song. (plays song)

Link: (Copys it) whoa look at the windmill

(the windmill goes nuts and drains the well)

Link: oh cool…

Joey: well at least he can figure stuff out now

Navi: yup that's always a good thing

Mike: now what?

Joey: the well is blocked in this time we gotta go back in time

Link: what do you mean back in time im only 11

Joey: uhh like when you pulled out the master sword we went 7 years into the future and you aged 7 years.. your 18

Link: really? (gropes himself) YAY I AM 18!

(at the temple of time)

Link: well looks like we gotta go back….. (gropes himself again) goodbye…

Joey: link well be back in like an hour..

Link: oh… OK! (puts the sword back)

7 years in the past

Link: ok TO KAKRIKO

(at kakriko)

(in the windmill)

Link: here it goes (plays song)

Windmill Guy: YOU I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS…. NEVER

(outside the windmill)

Link: that guy is scary

Joey: you think he is scary look at the happy mask salesmen

Mike: ok well then lets go into the well

(in the well)

Navi: link the spirits here are talking to me…..

Link: yea and my stomachs talking to me too (eats navi) can you hear them in there?

Joey: (activates X-ray Visor) this wall is fake

Link: ok (runs head on into the wall) owch..

Joey: not that wall… that wall

Link: ok (goes through the correct wall this time)

Joey: good

(a few rooms later)

Joey: there is a boss in here

Link: is he hard

Joey: no not really just attack the hands til lthe body pops up and kill it

Link: ok (does that) that boss was rediculas

Joey: yea I know

Mike: even link didn't have problems fighting it

Joey: that's really really hard to do.

Link: hey a chest (im not sure if you get the lens in that room but oh well) (opens it) a magnifying glass? Doesn't this come in Contac lenses?

Joey: nope

Link: damn

Joey: well time to become adults again

Link: YAY!

(they do that)

(in ruined Hyrule town)

Link: since when have these redeads been here?

Joey: since we first became adults

Chris (one of my friends from school) (does the one thing from Shaun of the Dead): Dibba dibba dibba dibba dib

Link: who the hell was that?

Joey: no one

Link: well I heard Malon is giving away a cow to whoever can beat her time at raceing

Joey: uh I dunno why you want a cow but ok lets go!

(at Lon Lon ranch)

Link: hey where is Malon?

Joey: have you tried knocking on the door?

Link: oh yea (knocks)

Nick: (another friend appearance) (in just underwear): yes?

Malon: (walks up to door topless) who is it hone…. Oh its link….. umm theres a good explanation for all this…. But to be blunt he just has a bigger cock than you…

Joey: holy shit you gotta be pritty damn small to be smaller than nick.

Nick: yea like 8in to 4in

Joey: (coughs): sorry I'm allergic to bullshit.

Nick : oh yea its more like 8in to 1in

Link: hey (gets into a fistfight with nick)

Joey: yea right more like 1in to 1/6in ( disappears and reappears next to Malon) if you want a real guy meet me here after the chapter (hands her a little piece of paper)

Malon: ok!

Nick: (has kicked links ass 10x over) too easy

Mike: and that proves link can get beat by anyone

Malon: link you can take the cow no one won you can just have it

Link: (is bruised on every part of his body) owwwww,….. Thanks

Malon: it will be at your house

Link: (sarcastically) oh boy…..

Joey: didn't you want the cow?

Link: yea but I hoped it would follow us not stay in my house

Joey: well your problem well we have to get something from lake Hylia

(They go there)

Link: ok what

Joey: we gotta wait untie the sun comes up then you gotta shoot an arrow into it

Link: ok

8 hours later

(sun comes up)

Link: bout damn time (shoots and arrow into it)

(fire arrow comes down)

Link: Yay (goes and gets it)

Joey: you know we could have just played the suns song..

Link: GOD DAMNIT!

To be continued…

Joey: well that's my 15th chapter gotta go! Later!

Mike: next chapter will be up sooner!