Joey: Well this is a quick update!
Mike: yea… Well…umm… oh yea!
Joey doesn't own anything he puts in his story!
Joey: NOW ONTO THE STORY!
Chapter16: The Shadow Temple and…stuff!
(on the way to Kakriko village)
Link: you could have told me that we could have played the suns song… I STAYED UP FOR 8 HOURS WAITING FOR THE DAMN SUN TO COME UP!
Joey: well you never asked if there was a faster way
Link: I…. hate…you…….oop bathroom (runs off)
Mike: oh boy
(30 minutes later)
Navi: I'm back….
Joey: that's nice we should get going….
(They continue on the way to Kakriko)
Joey,Navi,Mike: (whispering to each other while walking behind link) heh hehe
Navi: you're so evil
Joey: I know (smacks link in the back of the head with the arm cannon)
Link: (gets knocked out)
An hour later
Link: ugh what the fuck happened (see epona sitting on him with a note attacked to her) ah (takes the note off) hmm first trick epona sitting on you read left hand for next trick…. I cant get my arm out from under her… I know! (takes out a bag of weed) hey epona fetch (throws it)
Epona: neeeeeeeeeer… (or whatever noise horses make) (takes off after it)
Link: good now (reads left hand) "trick 2 epon tied to left nut" oh shit….. oh theres more "read right hand for trick 3 I have a bad feeling about this…(reads right hand) "trick 3 right nut tied to fence post…" OH SHIT
(Something that resembles the sound of ripping paper is heard and screams for unbelievable pain)
Later…..
Joey Navi and Mike: (all laughting uncontrollably)
Link: I WILL KILL YOU ALL YOU JUST WAIT SUMDAY I WILL!
Joey: oh come on I cant leave a guy like that even if its link (snaps)
Link: (his "Happy Place" is healed) thank you.. BUT IM STILL GONNA KILL YOU!
Mike: yea whatever
Navi: we really got to get to Kakriko
Link: good lets go
(by now they are outside kakriko so the go in)
Link: look the target game house is on fire!
Joey: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
Everyone else looks at him
Joey: uhh….. ummm --
Sheik: hello!
Link: oh HI SHEIK!
Sheik: link you must hurry an evil moster that was sealed away long ago is in the village!
The black thing comes out of the well
Link: ill kill it
Black thing (attacks link and everyone else knocking them all out)
8 hours later
Link: ugh
Joey: bout time you got up… you're a wuss I had to chase it off befor it ate you.. I personally didn't care but we need you for the storyline
Link:…yea thanks…whatever
Shiek: well I must teach you the song to get to the monster
Link: do we really need this one?
Sheik: yep
Link: bout time we got one we needed
Sheik: just learn the damn song
Link: (learns the song)
Mike: lets go!
(they warp)
Link: it was in the graveyard the whole time…. I coulda jumped up here
Joey: its an RPG you cant jump only I can.
Link: damn it
Mike: well you got to use dins fire to open the door
Link: ok (casts dins fire) sweet
Navi: (was roasted by the flames) owwwwww
Link: oohhh YUMMY (eats navi)
Joey: well shall we go in?
Link: hmmm needs salt…
Mike: well lets go in
(they enter)
Link: this place is scary…
Joey: just go across the gap
(they do that)
In the center room
A groudo runs by: HELP ME! (is followed by a pack of groudos)
Link: what the hell
Joey: don't got a clue
Statue: you cannot find the real skull
Link: I bet I can..
Joey: let's not do that just yet
Link: why?
Joey: we need a treasure of the dungeon
Link: ok…
(they get to the underground part)
Joey: link this wall is fake…
Link: OK (runs straight into the wall)
Joey: that's weird this wall should be fake…
9 hours later
Link: (runs straight into the wall one last time and breaks the wall down) yay!
Joey: hard head
Justin: HOWD YOU FIND MY NEW SUGAR STASH!
Joey: I was making link run into walls
Justin: oh… (walks out of the stash and 9 different doors shut like in the movies)
Link: so… how do you get back in?
Justin:…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joey: yup… I'm surrounded by idiots…
Mike: not me
Joey : yea accept you…
Justin: I KNOW ILL TUNNEL IN!
Joey: good luck with that.
Mike: well we need to go into that room
Link: ok (they go into the hover boot room)
Joey: you gotta fight the hand again
Link: aww its too easy
Joey: fine ill fight it ill use my new ability (morphs into a Grizzly Bear) I can morph into animals
Link: awsome!
(hand appears)
Joey: (tears the boss to shreds): that was fun!
Chest appears
Link: YAY (opens it) SHINYNESS! (drools) its just sum boots..
Joey: these ones let you fly for a bit!
Link: kick ass
Mike: lets go back to the main room shall we?
Joey: lets
(back in the main room)
Link: now what?
Joey: use your lens to push it to the real skull
Link: OK!
(lets check on justin shall we)
Under lake Hylia
Justin: ill tunnel my way in from here (farts and pulls out a drill and shoots through the side of the lake) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (gets into the stash) YAY ( the sugar flows through the hole in the floor and into lake hylia) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gets sucked down the hole)
(Back to link & co.)
Link: this is the 9th time I've done this
Joey: oh my god
Link: (finally gets it right) whoo hoo (puts on hover boots and goes across the gap)
Mike: well he is learning…
Joey: well lets follow him
Link: oh no don't tell me
Joey: you gotta get all the silver rupees
Link: DAMN IT!
(After many fairies)
Joey: now we can advance!
(just to speed this up lets go to the boss room!)
Link: (knocks on the boss door)
Boss: who is it?
Link: your mom
Boss: bout time you got here
Link: dumbass….
Joey: link that wasn't really funny
(They go into the boss room)
BongoBongo: you know that wasn't really funny…
Link: --
Link: well lets fight (unsheathes his sword)
BB: ok (begins to hit the drum)
Link: oh shit (gets shot off the drum) noo I wont lose! (shoots hookshot and hits joey and latches to him and pulls himself back to the drum)
Joey: wow your getting smarter….
Link: thanks (gets flattened by a hand) ow…
BB: YOU WIL NOT KILL ME!
Link: (shoots 3 arrows at once and hits all 3 parts) haha (beats BB with Biggoron sword)
Joey: lucky shots
Link: -- shut up….
Joey: well use your luck and do it again..
Link: ok (hits the hands) damn (shoots the eye) now die (Uses Biggoronsword)
BB: noooooooooo (dies) (a/n yes you can kill BB with the biggoron sword in 2 trys)
Joey: this was rediculas
Link: no no no NOT THE PORTAL AGAIN!
Joey: just go through it
Link: aww man (goes through)
(screams are heard)
in the sacred relm
Link: look its impa!
Impa: you… boy I will tell you that Zelda is safe… I have done my part but now that I have become a sage I ask you to protect her for me! Oh and here is the medallion use its power to find Zelda!
Link: whatever (takes the medallion)
To be continued…
Joey: that is my chapter oh yea whoever left the anonymous review with the name of Death just e-mail me (go to my Bio and use that e-mail address) and I might be able to get you into the story!
Mike: well see ya next time!
