Joey: Well this is a quick update!

Mike: yea… Well…umm… oh yea!

Joey doesn't own anything he puts in his story!

Joey: NOW ONTO THE STORY!

Chapter16: The Shadow Temple and…stuff!

(on the way to Kakriko village)

Link: you could have told me that we could have played the suns song… I STAYED UP FOR 8 HOURS WAITING FOR THE DAMN SUN TO COME UP!

Joey: well you never asked if there was a faster way

Link: I…. hate…you…….oop bathroom (runs off)

Mike: oh boy

(30 minutes later)

Navi: I'm back….

Joey: that's nice we should get going….

(They continue on the way to Kakriko)

Joey,Navi,Mike: (whispering to each other while walking behind link) heh hehe

Navi: you're so evil

Joey: I know (smacks link in the back of the head with the arm cannon)

Link: (gets knocked out)

An hour later

Link: ugh what the fuck happened (see epona sitting on him with a note attacked to her) ah (takes the note off) hmm first trick epona sitting on you read left hand for next trick…. I cant get my arm out from under her… I know! (takes out a bag of weed) hey epona fetch (throws it)

Epona: neeeeeeeeeer… (or whatever noise horses make) (takes off after it)

Link: good now (reads left hand) "trick 2 epon tied to left nut" oh shit….. oh theres more "read right hand for trick 3 I have a bad feeling about this…(reads right hand) "trick 3 right nut tied to fence post…" OH SHIT

(Something that resembles the sound of ripping paper is heard and screams for unbelievable pain)

Later…..

Joey Navi and Mike: (all laughting uncontrollably)

Link: I WILL KILL YOU ALL YOU JUST WAIT SUMDAY I WILL!

Joey: oh come on I cant leave a guy like that even if its link (snaps)

Link: (his "Happy Place" is healed) thank you.. BUT IM STILL GONNA KILL YOU!

Mike: yea whatever

Navi: we really got to get to Kakriko

Link: good lets go

(by now they are outside kakriko so the go in)

Link: look the target game house is on fire!

Joey: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Everyone else looks at him

Joey: uhh….. ummm --

Sheik: hello!

Link: oh HI SHEIK!

Sheik: link you must hurry an evil moster that was sealed away long ago is in the village!

The black thing comes out of the well

Link: ill kill it

Black thing (attacks link and everyone else knocking them all out)

8 hours later

Link: ugh

Joey: bout time you got up… you're a wuss I had to chase it off befor it ate you.. I personally didn't care but we need you for the storyline

Link:…yea thanks…whatever

Shiek: well I must teach you the song to get to the monster

Link: do we really need this one?

Sheik: yep

Link: bout time we got one we needed

Sheik: just learn the damn song

Link: (learns the song)

Mike: lets go!

(they warp)

Link: it was in the graveyard the whole time…. I coulda jumped up here

Joey: its an RPG you cant jump only I can.

Link: damn it

Mike: well you got to use dins fire to open the door

Link: ok (casts dins fire) sweet

Navi: (was roasted by the flames) owwwwww

Link: oohhh YUMMY (eats navi)

Joey: well shall we go in?

Link: hmmm needs salt…

Mike: well lets go in

(they enter)

Link: this place is scary…

Joey: just go across the gap

(they do that)

In the center room

A groudo runs by: HELP ME! (is followed by a pack of groudos)

Link: what the hell

Joey: don't got a clue

Statue: you cannot find the real skull

Link: I bet I can..

Joey: let's not do that just yet

Link: why?

Joey: we need a treasure of the dungeon

Link: ok…

(they get to the underground part)

Joey: link this wall is fake…

Link: OK (runs straight into the wall)

Joey: that's weird this wall should be fake…

9 hours later

Link: (runs straight into the wall one last time and breaks the wall down) yay!

Joey: hard head

Justin: HOWD YOU FIND MY NEW SUGAR STASH!

Joey: I was making link run into walls

Justin: oh… (walks out of the stash and 9 different doors shut like in the movies)

Link: so… how do you get back in?

Justin:…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joey: yup… I'm surrounded by idiots…

Mike: not me

Joey : yea accept you…

Justin: I KNOW ILL TUNNEL IN!

Joey: good luck with that.

Mike: well we need to go into that room

Link: ok (they go into the hover boot room)

Joey: you gotta fight the hand again

Link: aww its too easy

Joey: fine ill fight it ill use my new ability (morphs into a Grizzly Bear) I can morph into animals

Link: awsome!

(hand appears)

Joey: (tears the boss to shreds): that was fun!

Chest appears

Link: YAY (opens it) SHINYNESS! (drools) its just sum boots..

Joey: these ones let you fly for a bit!

Link: kick ass

Mike: lets go back to the main room shall we?

Joey: lets

(back in the main room)

Link: now what?

Joey: use your lens to push it to the real skull

Link: OK!

(lets check on justin shall we)

Under lake Hylia

Justin: ill tunnel my way in from here (farts and pulls out a drill and shoots through the side of the lake) weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (gets into the stash) YAY ( the sugar flows through the hole in the floor and into lake hylia) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (gets sucked down the hole)

(Back to link & co.)

Link: this is the 9th time I've done this

Joey: oh my god

Link: (finally gets it right) whoo hoo (puts on hover boots and goes across the gap)

Mike: well he is learning…

Joey: well lets follow him

Link: oh no don't tell me

Joey: you gotta get all the silver rupees

Link: DAMN IT!

(After many fairies)

Joey: now we can advance!

(just to speed this up lets go to the boss room!)

Link: (knocks on the boss door)

Boss: who is it?

Link: your mom

Boss: bout time you got here

Link: dumbass….

Joey: link that wasn't really funny

(They go into the boss room)

BongoBongo: you know that wasn't really funny…

Link: --

Link: well lets fight (unsheathes his sword)

BB: ok (begins to hit the drum)

Link: oh shit (gets shot off the drum) noo I wont lose! (shoots hookshot and hits joey and latches to him and pulls himself back to the drum)

Joey: wow your getting smarter….

Link: thanks (gets flattened by a hand) ow…

BB: YOU WIL NOT KILL ME!

Link: (shoots 3 arrows at once and hits all 3 parts) haha (beats BB with Biggoron sword)

Joey: lucky shots

Link: -- shut up….

Joey: well use your luck and do it again..

Link: ok (hits the hands) damn (shoots the eye) now die (Uses Biggoronsword)

BB: noooooooooo (dies) (a/n yes you can kill BB with the biggoron sword in 2 trys)

Joey: this was rediculas

Link: no no no NOT THE PORTAL AGAIN!

Joey: just go through it

Link: aww man (goes through)

(screams are heard)

in the sacred relm

Link: look its impa!

Impa: you… boy I will tell you that Zelda is safe… I have done my part but now that I have become a sage I ask you to protect her for me! Oh and here is the medallion use its power to find Zelda!

Link: whatever (takes the medallion)

To be continued…

Joey: that is my chapter oh yea whoever left the anonymous review with the name of Death just e-mail me (go to my Bio and use that e-mail address) and I might be able to get you into the story!

Mike: well see ya next time!