in Oruchiramaru's evil lair, he was designing his next idioting plan in destroying the ninja world. he was plotting to make clones, of the ninjas who have defeeated him.

"BWahahhahahahahahahahaa! with my evil plan to make opposite clones, the world will revolve on me!"

breaks out singing Can't touch this

my true love tenten, will finally be diggin me!

"breaks out singing I like big butts"

WIth evil plan, that will suceed, the ninjas will be opposite. tenten will be known as tentayn!

breaks out singing i lvoe you bayebaye

.thats what the icha icha paradise rated her an A. ifyahnoezwuddimean!

breaks out singing Sexy Back

tentayn: i totally liek love pink and i totally liek to liek talk liiek this and im totally like a girly-girl. i SOOOO love those pink mini skirts and loooooooo0o0o0o0ve lo0o0o0o0o0o0ve LOOOOOOOOVE oruchiramaru!. he is mah beh-beh! das right MAH BEH-BEH!

Sakooruhh: i have totally awesome blue hair. I DESPISE sasake or should i say sasaGAY. yes. das right. yah heard!

Naruto: i am a super duper SMART student. i am in every accelertade/advanced program in school. i have long black hair. Im also very popular. yadidamean?

Sasagaye: i am bald.snort Im an ABOSULTE TOTALL NERD. snort girls like don't totally dig meeh snort snort

shots of snot and spit come shooting out

nejaye: i despise sugar. i am not royal. i am a more then 11 ft tall. i looo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ve sasake and hinada. we're going out. i have a large chest. i am no boy or man i am a WOMAN! im the weakest person in the hyuuga clan, even better the WORLD!
breaks out singing im not a girl, not a woman yet, then moves on to Weak"

hinada: i am liek sooo UNpopular. i dont EVER stammer im ubber confident. i am soopa doopa dimwitted! guysw totally dig me. ESPECIALLY nejaye

inoe: i love my hair donw. food is not my thing. im one the ssuper fat people who is pig. yess! im such a tomboy. i hate my totally fabulous blonde hair! i love split ends "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" ;) i love music and singing and dancing.

shakemybutttoyou:imso0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0000o0o0o0o0o000000oo0o000o000o000o000o000o000o000o000o0000o00o0energetic. mycloneshikamarutotally hot.

breaks out singng im 'n love wit a BEEP

MEANWHILE IN KANOHA...

AHHHHHH THE CLONES HAVE ATTACKED

all of kanoha's normal peopel get sucked up into a giant vacuum, and clones are released.

"NEJI!" said tenten

"yes my love." replied neji.

"does this make me look fat?" said tenten in her slimming out fit

"yes it does lover." replied neji.

"good!"