Joey: HELLO EVRYONE! I AM BACK AND READY TO WRITE NOW THAT SCHOOLS OUT !
Mike: its about damn ti….. What the hell did you do to your hair?
Joey: oh yea I dyed my hair Blue…
Mike: (rolls eyes) great… well do you wanna do the disclaimer?
Joey: SURE! (im hyper Today)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything I decide to put in this story… HOWEVER! I do own a copy of The Legend of Zelda OOT and the idea of Mike .
Mike: (sighs)
Joey: NOW ONTO THE STORY!
Chapter 18: Hyrule Market And The Temple.
(Everyone Reappears accept Link is a child)
Fangz: WHOA THAT WAS WEIRD… (Pulls up groudo top)
Joey: yea its weird the first time…. Boy that sounds wrong…
Mike: yea that did… Well shouldn't we stop in the Market to get Fangz some real Cloths?
Fangz: YES PLEASE (pulls up groudo top again) I can't wait to get out of these and into some real cloths.
Joey: Speaking of Weird I haven't seen Nick or Justin for a while… hmmm
(In a dark room Nick and Justin are watching a TV)
Justin: sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar
(Waffle commercial comes on) LEGGO MY EGGO
Justin: oooooooo Waffle Waffle Waffle Waffle Waffle (continues to repeat)
(Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on)
Nick: Hey didn't I use to manage them? HEY THERES MY SISTER! I did manage them!
Justin: Well Time to eat (Pours some cereal) THERES A MESSAGE IN MY CERIAL! It says Ahhhhhh
Nick: those are Cheerios how can they say Ahhh?
(back to Link and Co.)
Link: Well how are we gonna pay for all the new stuff?
Joey: Let me Handle that! (snaps and lots of Gold Rupees appear) There have fun.
Link: YAY SHINY (drools)
Mike: Idiot…
Navi: Wait why didn't you do that when you where trying to pay Fangz to take you across the desert?
Link: (stops drooling) WHAT! HEY YEA WHY DIDN'T YOU?
Fangz: Because I can tell these are Counterfeit…
Link: HOW!
Fangz: Well I may not like being a groudo but I was trained as a thief I can tell what's real and what's fake and such.
Mike: Really? How good are you at stealing stuff?
Fangz: hehe (disappears and reappears within 2 seconds and has links sword) how's that?
Link: huh? (looks and sees his sword is gone) HEY!
Joey: impressive ok well to town!
(outside the temple of time)
Nick: (on the roof of the Temple of Time holding binoculars) hmm ah hey look! Its Joey (goes into the binoculars) oh and he has a new friend! (Looks at Fangz) hmm She looks like a groudo… accept she doesn't have red hair… (Watches as Link trips and everyone stumbles over him) ooh or implants!
Ooh Natural Girl! (Jumps off the roof behind the Temple of Time and runs off towards town giggling stupidly)
(back to Link and Co.)
Fangz, Joey & Mike: (in unison) LINK YOU IDIOT!
Link:…… oops…
Fangz: (sighs and gets off of everyone)
(A/N she was last in line and link was in first we wherein the middle hehe SQUISH!)
Fangz: god he's dumb… (Pulls up groudo top)
Joey: Well you agreed to follow us I'm sorry you'll just have to deal with him like the rest of us.
Mike: yea sorry
Fangz: Whatever…. Oh well lets get to town quickly.
Like: ok ….
(they enter town)
Link: sweet everything's back to normal!
Fangz: Well im gonna need some money.
Link: Me too!
Joey: whoa ok ok (starts to hand out the money)
(nick is scene in the background sneaking closer to Fangz)
Nick: he he he he (gets almost directly behind Fangz)
Fangz: (little exclamation point appears above her head) argh (Fangz Whips around and punches Nick across the Market)
Nick: AIIIEEEE
Fangz: IF YOU GET THAT THING NEAR ME AGAIN ILL BREAK IT!
Nick: (Thinking: ooh she's gonna be a hard one to get…)
Fangz: well? Anything to say?
Joey: Leave him alone! That's Nick he's a perve you better watch your back…
Mike: I think she can handle herself no need to tell her….
Fangz: next time you get near me im gonna beat you to a pulp! (pulls up groudo top)
Nick: YEA "BEAT" ME "BEAT" ME
Fangz: oh that's it (jumps at Nick and a cartoon cloud fight appear)
Joey: ooh that must hurt oww
Link: (hides his head in his hat)
(the cloud disappears and Fangz has Pinned nick to the ground with one hand and has a dagger raised in the other)
Nick: (thinking: ooh this will get interesting)
Fangz: Your lucky that wer in the middle of a town or you'd be dea- (her top falls off) eeek
Nick: (eyes get to the size of Dinner Plates) Wow I will die a happy man.
Link: (eyes do the same thing)
Mike: Humans have the strangest interest in the most disgusting parts of the human body….
Joey: (snaps and her top appears back on Fangz) there ya go
Fangz: Thank- (notices Nick is gone) What The Fuck?
Joey: he's a Tricky one…
Fangz: (in an evil voice) don't worry ill get my revenge you'll see….
Joey: whoa…
Navi: well now that ordeal is over why don't you go and buy some cloths?
Fangz: good idea
(8 hours later)
Fangz: (is now wearing a Black Tank Top and Blue Jeans with holes cut in the knees) well im ready.
Link: (wherever he keeps his equipment is now bulging with stuff) so am I
Joey: Where's Navi?
Link: umm…….. I got hungry…
Joey: S'alright we don't need her anyway
Mike: didn't you buy anything?
Joey: don't need to I got all the ammo I need
Fangz: ok well are we going to the Temple now?
Link: Do we have to go through the Groudo Fortress again?
Joey: no don't you remember you learned the song.
Link: oh yea (plays the song very badly)
(Everyone teleports)
At the Temple
Link: a well look like nothing changed… hey look it's a chick!
Nabooru: What are you doing here?
Link: nothing really…
Nabooru: hmmm really? Could you do me a favor?
Link: sure why not?
Nabooru: Ok I need you to get me The Silver Gauntlets.
Link: uhh ok
Joey: you need to go through that hole in the wall.
Link: uhh ok how are you gonna get through?
Joey: Morph Ball.
Link: oh ok… (crawls through the space)
Joey: (Morph Ball and Follows)
Link: well Lets go
(After many traps and fights and such)
Link: Finally!
Fangz: Its not over yet look.
Link: (looks and sees the Iron Knuckle) oh hell no…
Joey: oh yes… Link you gotta fight it.
Link: OMG… just great
(an hour later link has the crap beaten out of him and hasent even got the first layer of armor off)
Link: h…h…help…
Joey: Jesus these guys are easy to beat… look how slow it moves
Link:…………….
Joey: oh fine (jumps high into the air and lands behind it and shoots the back of the Iron Knuckle with the Power Beam) there see.
Iron Knuckle: (starts to move faster now)
Link: argh
(a few hours later Link actually killed it)
Joey: see?
Link: I only beat it cause I could hit it anywhere and hurt it.
Fangz: Yea so?
Link: -- Lets go
(in the next room)
Link: A CHEST! (opens it and gets the Silver Gauntlets) SHINY (drools)
Voice From Nowhere: EEEK HELP
Link: WTF (runs in the direction of the scream)
Nabooru: (is getting sucked into a portal) LINK GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
Link: no need to tell me Twice! (runs like hell)
Joey, Fangz, And Mike: (sigh and chase after him)
Joey: aww come on you don't want to save her?
Link: no
Fangz: But you could have gotten sucked into the portal!
Link: EXACTLY
Fangz: Damn…….
Joey: well we got to go Back To the Future! (no pun intended)
Link: oh ok
(At the Temple of Time)
Link: Alright time to Pull the Sword. (tryes to pull the sword but cant) WTF
Joey: Idiot…… (snaps and the sword comes out)
Link: YA-(gets teleported back to the future)
Joey: ok (teleports evryone)
(in the future)
Link: (appears) YAY IM 18 AGAIN!
(everyone else appears)
Fangz: well now we got to go to the Temple again?
Link: yes..yes we do
Joey: ok Link Teleport us
Link: ok (plays the song badly)
(teleports)
Link: ok I cant go into the hole…. So how do we get farther?
Joey: put on the Silver Gauntlets idiot.
Link: ohh and I got to push that block I GET IT (trys to push the Block but cant) damn
Fangz: (laughs hystarically)
Joey: Link… give me a Bomb…..
Link: WHY? Are you gonna hurt me with it?
Joey: JUST GIVE ME A DAMN BOMB!
Link: ok ok. (hands Joey a Bomb)
Joey: (loads the Bomb into his arm cannon and puts a power Bomb in after it) hehehe (Charges up his cannon and Shoots a Super Missile with the 2 bombs on it)
(outside the Temple) KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (a whole wall gets blasted out of the temple)
(evrything but the block is gone)
Joey: well… that was odd… oh well I guess ill just do this (picks up the block and tosses it out the hole in the wall)
Link: Wow….
Fangz: Well lets continue!
(A/N I don't know the rest of this Temple so I'm just kinda gonna skip to the parts I know)
(outside the Colossus)
Link: ooh a chest! (opens it) Look at this new SHIELD! (holds the Mirror Shield) Damn this is heavy…
Joey: you need it to beat the boss.
Link: ahhhh.
(in the Boss room)
Link: oh no not another Iron Knuckle…. This one has a bigger axe….
Joey: Throw Bombchus at it
Link: oh ok (tosses Bombchus)
Iron Knuckle: (helmate falls off)
Link: ITS NABOORU
Koume&Kotake: (take away Nabooru)
Link: NOOOOO
Joey: Shut up.
Link:……….
Fangz: Arent we gonna go kill them?
Link: YEA (runs down the hall into the Real Boss Chamber)
Koume&Kotake: (shoot Fire Balls at Link)
Link: EEEK (lifts shield and it bounces the Fire onto the Ice Sister)
Koume&Kotake: (not sure witch one) EEEEEEK(fires Ice)
Link: hmmmmmm (blocks it and bounces it at the Fire Sister)
Koume&Kotake: AIIEE
Link: hehe this is easy!
Joey: wow link is WINNING!
Fangz: WOW
Mike: jeeze this must be the end of the world!
Koume&Kotake: (form together into TWINROVA!)
Link: SHIT
Twinrova: (shoots Fire)
Link: hmm this is familiar (hold up shield but this time it absorbs the fire)
Joey: Link absorb 3 of the same type and shoot it at her!
Link: (nods and absorbs 3) (fires a huge beam at her) HOLY SHIT!
Twinrova: ARGH (falls)
Fangz: Link hit her with your sword!
Link: OKAY (Jumps over there and beats the shit out of Twinrova with his BiggoronSword)
Twinrova: (Gets back up)
Link: Rinse and Repeat! (absorbs 3 Ice Beams and Fires them back) hehe too easy (jumps over and kills Twinrova with the Biggoronsword) HA I WIN
(a/n yes according to a reliable source you can kill Twinrova in 2 turns with the Biggoronswrord)
(in the Chamber of Sages)
Link: HI NABOORU
Nabooru: Hey Link. I am now awakened as a Sage of Spirit. Here is the Medallion.
Link: Thanks (takes the Medallion)
Rauru: Link…..
Link: OH MY GOD IT'S A WHALE!
Rauru: … idiot now that you have all the medallions you must go and kill Gannondorf but you must return to the Temple of Time someone will greet you there to guide you further.
Link: (Appears outside the Temple of Spirit)
Joey: well I know what we gotta do so lets go!
Fangz: yes lets go
To Be Continued…
Joey: Well that's this chapter I cant believe this story is almost over.
Mike: Really! YES
Joey: (gives Mike a deathglare) Yes its almost over but I will be writeing another story and you will be in it!
Mike: OH great…
Joey: yes well SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!