The day had passed fast, Ryan could'nt even catch a ride with Sharpay, seeing how she and Gabriella went to the mall together, Troy had already left for Ryan's house, but the problem was, Ryan was stuck at the school.

"This is just great." He said, walking outside of the school.

He dialed Sharpay, but she did'nt answer, she's mad at him cause she thinks he and Troy are really going together.

"How did I ever get mixed up in all this?" He questioned himself.

"Well might as well walk now." He said, fanning himself with his hat.

Of all the days Ryan would get stuck walking in the blazing sun, he would wear all black.

"So hot." He moaned as he stumbled along the sidewalk.

"I...I CAN'T BREATH, WHERE'S THE ROAD...WHERE'S THE ROAD!" Ryan said frantically.

"Dude calm down, you've been walking for two minutes now." Chad said behind him.

"Thank you God." Ryan said throwing his arms around Chad.

"Man get off me!" Chad said, shoving Ryan away.

"Sorry." Ryan said.

"So why you walking today, I never see you walking." Chad asked.

"Well Sharpay took the car, and Troy already left for my house." Ryan said.

"Oh...so ummm, what was it like?" Chad asked.

"What was what like?"

"Kissing another guy?"

"Oh, it was kind of gross, but it was'nt that bad, but it was weird because Troy was like, talking in my mouth." He said.

"That's freakin gross." Chad laughed.

Ryan nodded.

"So, did you tell Troy?" He asked.

"No, but he'll figure it out when he get's there." Ryan said.

"Probably, damn, I've hid that secret from everyone since the second grade." Chad said.

"Well it's not that bad." Ryan said.

Chad just sighed and shook his head.

After about an hour they both arrived at Ryan's house.

"Look, tell Troy I'm gonna go shower and change, I'll be back in like an hour." Chad said.

"Ugh, but Chad, what about me, I wanna shower." Ryan complanied.

"Dude, go shower with your fake boyfriend." He said, walking away.

Ryan shook his head and walked in his house.

He gulped, seeing how a window was open.

"T...Troy?" He called.

Nothing.

He slwly made his way up his spiral staircase.

Troy had never been in Ryan's house before, actually it was Sharpay and Ryan house, but he had been here a few times, when he'd give Sharpay a ride...and in return she...buckled his seat belt, if you know what I mean, but that was before Gabriella came along, thing were different, or at least, they were.

"Troy?" Ryan called again.

His house was huge, and he was upstairs, so it was completly dark...except for an errie light coming from his room.

He slowly opened the door and walked in, nothing.

Suddenly the light turned off and the door slammed behind him.

Troy was sitting in a chair behind the door.

"Where you been Ryan?" He asked in a casual tone.

"I walked home cause Sharpay took the only car and you left without me." Ryan said.

"DON'T YOU YELL AT ME, I KNOW WHERE YOU WERE, YOU WERE WITH THEM, I KNEW IT, YOUR ALL AGAINST ME!" He shouted.

"I WAS'NT WITH THEM, your crazy, I'm with you, I don't want my sister dating another girl!" Ryan said.

Troy eyed him for a minute.

"Ryan are you afraid of death?" He asked.

"What?"

"Nothing." Troy qucikly replied,"So how can we do this?"

"Well their at the mall, but they'll be back in an hour." Ryan said.

"Excellent." Troy said.

"And you can probably like go talk to her when she gets here." Ryan said.

"No no, that's stupid, I'll instant message her!" Troy said.

"Ok Troy, whatever you want." Ryan smiled.

"I'M A WHAT?" Troy asked.

"Nothing, I said whayever you want." Ryan said.

"Your damn right I am." Troy said.

Ryan thought for a minute,"Troy have you been drinking?"

"Hell no BURP, I'm fine, YOUR DRUNK!" Troy shouted, waving his finger at Ryan.

"Right, I'm the drunk one." Ryan said.

After about an hour of nothing, Chad showed up.

"So, what are eating?" He asked.

"Well...ummm, I have salad." Ryan said.

"Dude, that' chick food, what else?" Chad asked

"Potato salad." Ryan said.

"Next."

"Fruit salad."

"JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME, OR WHAT?" Chad shouted.

"No." Ryan blinked.

"Ok, look at me now, do-you-have-anything-besides-salad?" Chad asked slowly.

Ryan thought for a few seconds.

"Cheese." He said.

"Jesus Christ." Chad said, rubbing his eyes with his hand.

"Hey guys, I think their here." Troy said, rubbing his forehead.

"What wrong." Chad asked.

"I'm hung over." Troy said.

"I thought you had to wait like a day before you could get hung over." Ryan said.

"Not when you drink like Troy does." Chad smiled.

"Ok, were not here." Troy said, dragging Chad into the closet.

Ryan nodded and walked out of the room.

"Hey Ryan." Both girls said in unison.

"Hey girls, what ya buy?" Ryan asked.

"Nothing." Sharpay smiled.

"Well then why do you have shopping bags?" Ryan asked.

"Well you asked if we bought anything, we did'nt buy a thing, but some guys bought stuff for us." Sharpay smiled once more.

"Why, did'nt you tell them your together?" Ryan asked.

"Of course, that's why they bought it." She said.

Flashback to Gabbi and Shar's trip to the mall

"You have any money?" Sharpay asked Gabriela, sipping a milk shake.

"Sorry, but no, I could bearly afford our food." She said.

"Damn, I really liked this shirt." Sharpay said.

Suddenly a group of guys walked past them.

Sharpay's pouty face turned into a smirk.

"Just follow everything I do, I've done this a zillion times." Sharpay winked.

Suddenly, Sharpay splashed her milkshake on Gabriella chest.

"OH, I'M SO SORRY MY ADOPTED TEENAGE LATINO HALF SISTER, I REALLY DID'NT MEAN TO SPILL THIS FREEZING COLD SHAKE ALL OVER YOU CHEST, AND DARN, YOU DID'NT WEAR A BRA TODAY, IF ONLY DADDY WAS HOME FROM HIS TRIP AND WE WERE'NT HOME ALL ALONE WE COULD BUY YOU A NEW SHIRT, AND MAYBE WE COULD AFFORD A NEW BED SO WE WOULD'NT HAVE TO SLEEP TOGETHER ANYMORE, NAKED, SINCE WE CAN'T AFFORD PAJAMAS EITHER." Sharpay said aloud.

Suddenly about eight guys rushed up to them.

"So, you two need some cloths?" One of them asked.

"Why, that would be lovely." Sharpay said.

Gabriella nodded sadly.

Twenty minutes later.

"But baby, this shirts eightly dollars." One of the guys told Sharpay.

"But I thought you loved me." She said, turning around and fake crying.

"Oh, don't cry, here let me kiss all the sadness away." Gabriella said, kissing Sharpay softly on the lips.

"Wow, and your sisters?" The guy asked.

"Were close." Gabriella said.(Ok, I admit, I totally ripped that off of RENT)

"So will you buy the shirt now?" Sharpay asked.

"Please." Gabriella said, making her infamous pouty face.

"God damn it." He said, pulling a credit card out of his wallet.

Sharpay smiled at Gabriella and held the shirt up.

End flashback

"I see." Ryan said, rubbing his chin.

"So were gonna go chill in my room." Sharpay said, taking Gabriella by the hand and leading her in the room.

"Ok guys..errrr, girls." Ryan said.

He walked back in the room and locked the door behind him.

"Are they gone, cause I really want to come out of the closet now." Chad said.

"You can come out, and Chad, I just want you to know I won't judge you for your sexual preference." Ryan said, putting his hand on Ryan's shoulder.

Chad thought for a minute and said,"Ohhh, I get it, cause I said I want to come out of the...hey SHUT UP!"

Ryan laughed as Troy jumped on the computer.

Meanwhile in Sharpay's room.

"I love your room, it smells like a bookstore." Gabriella said.

"I know, I hate that smell." Sharpay said, lighting a candle.

Gabriella frowned, but noticed Sharpay's computer was blinking.

"Hey you got an im." She said.

"Oh...oh." She said, het tome changing.

"What wrong, who is it?" She asked.

"Ugh, Troy, I though I blocked him." She said.

"Can I talk to him?" Gabriella asked.

"Fine, but just remember who really loves you." Sharpay said.

Gabriella smiled and nodded.

Ok, everythings in im text now.

Troy's im name, therealdeal11

Sharpay's(but Gabriella using it), dramaqueen17(hey that rhymes)

dramaqueen17-hey troy, it's gabbi, i'm at shar's house

therealdeal11- you don't say

dramaqueen17- so what's up

therealdeal11- o nothing, just thinking of all the good times we had together

dramaqueen17- troy i know what your trying to do, it's not gonna work

therealdeal11- gabbi please of love you

dramaqueen17- troy please, i've been having a good day, not now

therealdeal11- why did you leave me

dramaqueen17- cause...

therealdeal11- cause why

dramaqueen17-i don't know

therealdeal11- COME ON! you don just up and leave someone, whatever it is, i can change

dramaqueen17- troy its over i'm sorry

therealdeal11- gabbi please, is it sharpay, was she right, is it cause i never listen?

dramaqueen17- sort of

therealdeal11- but how can i listen, you never come to me with problems

Suddenly, Sharpay asked Gabriella to grab her a bottled water, while she was distracted, Sharpay read the conversation and grabbed the keyboard...

dramaqueen17- i never cum to you cause you never touch me, if only you were more like sharpay and her magic fingers

therealdeal11-WHAT? what does that have to do with you breaking up with me

Gabriella returned, oblivious to what Sharpay typed.

dramaqueen17- what?

therealdeal11- the cum thing

dramaqueen17-OH MY GOD, your so gross, you see this is why we did'nt last.

therealdeal11- but you...i...

Back in Ryan's room.

"NO NO NO!" Troy screamed, shaking the computer, suddenly he grabbed the key board and began to beat the computer with it.

"TROY TROY, THAT'S MY COMPUTER!" Ryan said.

"YOU, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Troy shouted.

"ME, what did I do?" Ryan asked.'

"Y...yeah, what did he do?" Chad laughed.

"DAMN YOU TO HELL!" Troy screamed, smashing the key board over Ryan's head.

Pieces went flying every where as Ryan fell to the floor.

Chad fell out of his chair laughing as Troy suddenly stormed out of room.

"T...Troy...haha, w...haha...wait." Chad said, following after him.

Ryan rolled on the floor, clutching his forehead.

"Did you hear a slam?" Sharpay asked, laying on her bed.

"I think so." Gabriella said.

"GABRIELLA!" Troy shouted from the middle of the hallway connecting Ryan and Sharpay's room.

"Oh my God he's in the house!" Sharpay exclamied jumping up,"Quick, their's a rope in my window, I use to sneak out, I'll distract him while you..." but Gabriella cut her off,"No Sharpay, I need to work this out."

"But..." Sharpay started, but Gabriella walked out of the room.

"TROY!" She shouted.

"GABRIELLA!" He shouted back as they stormed at each other.

"WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?" She screamed.

"BECAUSE...:" He said.

"Because why?" She asked.

"Because...BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART, AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT, and...I'm sorry." He mumbled.

She stopped dead in her tracks.

"W..what?" She asked.

"I said I love you and I'm sorry." He said.

"Oh Troy, that's all I wanted to hear." She said, throwing her armds around him.

Ryan stumbled out of his room, still clutching his forehead.

"Gabriella...what about us!" Sharpay said, stamping her foot.

"I'm sorry, but...I'm just not ready for a relationship with another girl, I thought I really was, but I was wrong, I'm sorry." She said.

"But...I...you...we...RYAN YOU ASSHOLE!" Sharpay shouted, kicking him where it hurts the most.

Ryan fell over.

"Yeah way to go jerk off." Chad said, kicking him in the ribs.

"Guy, don't be so mean to Ryan." Gabriella said, helping him up.

"You ok?" She asked.

Ryan shook his head sadly.

"Does it hurt?" She asked.

Ryan nodded.

Suddenly she kneed him in the gut.

"DOES IT HURT NOW, STOP DRESSING LIKE YOUR SISTER!" She shouted.

"Yeah and clean up you room, their are keys everywhere." Troy said, putting his arm around Gabriella.

"Let's go pick up Taylor and catch movie." Gabriella said as they all(except Ryan who was still on the floor, gasping for air) walked out of the house.

"Yeah, let's go see Rent." Chad said.

"I thought you hated Rent." Gabriella said.

"Well I did, but everything that happened kind of reminded me of that movie." He said.

"What the heck are you talking about?" Troy asked.

"Well, look, Troy lost his girl to another chick, just like that dude, Troy was left crying and alone and Ryan comes and comforts him and soon their "dating", just like that black dude and that guy who dressed like chick, see how it works out." He said.

"Yeah, now Ryan needs to die of aids and everything'll work out." Troy said.

"Ohhh, I love you guys." Gabriella said.

End.

Well there's was the first ever episode of, It's always sunny in New Mexico, I hope you like it cause their are plenty more to come, but only if you review, remember, I won't write a 30,000 word story for only like 70 reviews so like I said, if you don't review, they I won't do a season 2, but if you do, then I will, and trust me, I already have tons of ideas, maybe even enough from 3 seasons, but it's up to ya'll to review. I'm actualy posting the first chapter of episode 2 tommorow, and I even got a theme song for the show, so that'll be at the begining of every new episode. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!