Title: The Head
Author: Old Man Turtle
Fandom: Art Attack
Pairing: Neil/The Head
Warnings: headpreg
Rating: xxxlols

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"Mr Buchanan, it makes me proud to announce... It's a boy!" Dr Scott said happily, patting Neil on the back. Neil let out a sigh of relief and glanced at a dull green door on his left. Room 1318. The number would forever be etched in his memory as the number that brought him an heir.

"Jolly good, Scott, thanks a ton!" Neil exclaimed, and gave a little whoop before quietly shuffling to 1318 and pushing open the door. It made a soft squeak and Neil peeked inside. The room's bed was partially hidden by a long white curtain, so Neil tip-toed inside and drew back the cloth gently.

The sight before him filled him with a joy he could not define. Beside the bed, The Head stood on his gleaming marble pedestal, sleeping peacefully with a tiny bust resting in his mouth. Neil took a few more steps and The Head opened his eyes sleepily.

"Head..." Neil whispered, and embraced the bust lovingly, careful not to crush the baby in his haste. "I heard it's a boy..."

The Head smiled and nodded, opening his mouth to show Neil the newborn bust. It looked a spitting image of Neil.

The two embraced again and watched as their new baby slept peacefully.