If I get all 8 reviews before 10:00 P.M tonight, I'll post the start of episode 3! If not I'll post it tommorow, IF I get all 8 reviews. Your doing good so far guys, we're averaging out 10 reviews per chapater, tell you what, if you keep it that way, I'll add a bounus show to season 2, that mean 6 episodes.

Chad walked along the hallways nervously looking for Troy.

"Hey Chad." Ryan said behind him.

"GOD...damn it Ryan don't sneak up on me like that!" Chad said.

"What are you hiding from someone?" He asked.

"Sort of, I don't want Troy to find out..." Chad started, but Troy suddenly cut him off,"Guess who's gay?"

"I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S ALL A LIE!" Chad shouted.

"Wow, I never knew you cared so much about Lance Bass." Troy said, holding up the People magazine.

"Oh...yeah...that gay." He said.

Troy smiled at him confused, "Are their different types?"

"Of course...their's...ummm, that guy gay...and ummm, like...happy gay...and ummm, like gay like that guy from Jeopardy." Chad said.

"Oh, I did'nt know he was gay." Troy said.

"Oh yeah, he's totally gay, with that guy from Fear Factor, it's all in the next issue." Ryan said, pointing at the magazine.

"Oh." Troy said.

"So, umm, Troy, speaking of gay, you've been through your gay phase, right?" Chad asked.

"It was'nt really my gay phase, I just kissed Ryan to make Gabriella jealous, alot of good it did." He said.

"Yeah." Chad said.

"So...what if..I dunno, one of us was gay, let's say...Ryan's gay, would you hate him" Chad asked.

"Well of course not, I totaly understand, theirs nothing wrong with being gay." Troy said, patting Ryan's back.

Ryan looked and Chad and nodded.

"Troy, look, I...I think I'm gay." He said.

Troy turned slowly and looked at him,"Y...you, your gay?"

"I think, Ryan made me realize I drink like a girl and now I'm gay." He said.

Troy made a confused face, but then died laughing,"Drink like a girl, the hell do you mean?"

"Well...look." Chad said, taking a drink from a nearby fountain.

"Ohhh." Troy said.

"Yeah, see, his butt's in the air, like a girl." Ryan said.

"Yeah, I can see that, but it does'nt make him gay." Troy said.

"Yeah it does, look, no man shoulder ever drink like that." Ryan said.

"And no man should ever dress like that!" Troy said, pointing at him.

"Yeah, but Sharpay will beat me if I don't." He said.

"Oh, well that's understandable." Troy said.

"See, I really am gay." Chad said, wiping a little water from the side of his mouth.

"No, your just...ummm." Troy thought for a minute.

"Maybe he's just feminine." Ryan said.

"Yeah so are you." Chad said.

"Yeah but Sharpay will beat him if he does'nt." Troy said.

"Yeah, she's like the abusive father I never had." Ryan sighed.

"Well, I need to know for sure." Chad said.

"Know what?" Troy asked.

"If I'm gay." Chad said.

Troy sighed,"Damn it Ryan, why'd you have to beat this in his head?"

"Well I did'nt mean...RING." Ryan's phone cut him off.

"Hold on, I gotta take this, it's Shar." He said, answering.

"Ryan, oh my God , first off, your the best, making Chad think he's gay." She said.

"Well thanks." Ryan smiled.

"Second...you gotta kiss him." She said.

"Ah, well it all started today when I saw they way Chad was drinking, well I...WHAT?" He shouted.

"You heard me, Taylor's all mad now, so you've gotta kiss him to find out if he's gay." She said.

"But I don't want to." He said.

"Well that's too bad." She said.

"No." He said.

"Let me tell you what I can do with a coat hanger and some thumb tacks..." She started.

"OK OK, fine, I'll kiss him, hold on." Ryan said.

"NO, I want to see this, hold on, we're getting dressed, we'll be there in about two minutes, you need any lip gloss?" She teased.

"You know if you did'nt know over eleven types of martial arts, I would'nt listen to you." He said.

"Your right, and while I was learning all the human pressure points, you were learning how to...?" She began.

"Tap dance." Ryan sighed.

"Exactly, see you soon." She smiled, hanging up the phone.

Ryan hung the phone up and walked over to Troy and Chad.

"What she want?" Troy asked.

"She wants me to kiss Chad." Ryan said.

"Dude, no...hell no." Chad said.

"Well I thought you were gay, you should want to do this." Troy said.

"Yeah, but not with Ryan, like you would'nt just kiss any girl." He said.

"Just do it." Troy whined.

"Like Nike." Ryan smiled.

"Ryan, I can't belive I'm saying this, but...shut up and kiss me." Chad said.

"This is freakin weak." Troy said, turning his back to them.

"CHAD ALEXANDER DANFORTH YOU GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!" Taylor shouted from the end of the hallway.

"Alexander?" Ryan cracked up.

"Shut up." Chad said.

"Hey baby, look, I..." He started, but she cut him off,"Oh no, I don't want to hear it, just kiss her freaking brother and get this over with."

"Ok ok." Chad said.

"Ok look, do you remember your first kiss?" Sharpay asked.

"Oh yeah." Chad said, looking at Troy.

He smirked and pressed his finger to his lips.

"Well if it feels like the first time you kissed a girl, then, you gay, but if it just feels like a kiss, then you bi, but if it's gross, then your straight." Sharpay said.

"And who made you boss?" Troy asked.

"This." She said, lighly pinching his neck.

Troy's eyes rolled in the back of his head and he collapsed on the ground.

"Oh my God is he dead?" Gabriella asked.

"No, he'll wake up in about five minutes." Sharpay said.

Gabriella frowed and nudgged Troy with her foot.

Sharpay pulled her camera phone out,"Ok, go on."

"Look, I really don't want to do this, I mean if I..." Chad started, but Taylor cut him off,"No, your gonna do this, I need to know, we both do, baby please for me?"

"I...I just can't I mean everyone's watching and..." He started, but Ryan cut him off,"Oh for Christ sake, what are three?"

Suddenly he grabbed Chad and crushed their lips together.

Sharpay took about twenty pics in only five seconds.

"...Straight to Myspace." She smiled, pressing save on her phone.

"Ok there, can I go throw up?" Ryan asked.

"Go ahead." Sharpay said.

Ryan darted off as Chad stood their thinking, he swished his mouth around for a few seconds, scrunched his face up, unscrunched it and scrunched it.

"Well?" Sharpay asked.

Taylor crossed her fingers and looked down.

"Please please please." She whispered.

"Hmmm." He said.

Taylor sqeezed her eyes shut.

"Well...that was...the most...amazing...ly disguting thing I've ever done, let's go!" He said, putting her arm around Taylor.

"YES!" She squeeked, kissing his cheek.

"Wait, no...your gay..remember...NO!" Sharpay shouted.

"Ugh, that was gross." Ryan said, walking out of the restroom.

"But...he...gay...RYAN YOU ASSHOLE!" She shouted, kicking Ryan where it hurts the most.

Ryan collpased out of breath.

"I'm so glad everything worked out for Taylor." Gabriella said.

"Not me, I really wanted him to be gay, you know how funny that would have been?" Sharpay said.

"Yeah, but Taylor would have been so sad." Gabriella said.

"Oh well, that kiss kind of sucked anyway." Sharpay said.

"Well Ryan's not getting up, we can make him and Troy kiss until they wake up." Gabriella said.

"OH, I'll get the lipstick!" Sharpay said, clapping her hands and running to her locker.

End.

Like I said, 8 reviews before ten and I'll post the begining of, 15 hours of fame.