Dear subordinates:

I have gone away to find information on the village. Don't expect me back any time soon, I'll be very busy and I would enjoy it if you didn't hunt me down. Kouji-sama should come by to tell you your duties by eight o'clock. I trust you won't screw this up.

Sensei,

Jiraiya.

"why that no good bastard!" Naruto yelled.

"N-Naruto kun!" Hinata said fearfully, looking at him.

"You shouldn't talk that way about one of the great three." Shino warned. "Kiba, what time is it?"

"It's eight."

Kikiru sighed. "Then he's late."

"Were you looking for me?" a familiar voice asked as the three turned around to face a smiling Kouji. "I have your tasks all set."

"Oh joy." Kikiru commented.

"Yes, very joyful. The three of you gentlemen, shall be working with the other Konoha Nin that have courteously offered their help in rebuilding the village. And you two, shall be helping out at the Ninja Academy." He informed them.

"Academy?" Kikiru questioned before Hinata could ask.

"Yes, academy. You'll be helping out with the teachings. I thought you'd enjoy it more than helping out felling trees."

"Whaaat?" Naruto yelled.

"Hmmm, you've got a point." Kikiru replied.

"Wow. They're all so… small… I don't remember being this small." Kikiru said looking around at all the children.

Hinata was half hiding behind her as she whispered "they're all staring at us."

"so, stare at them back. Better yet, glare at them."

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"f-fuzzy eyebrows?" Naruto whispered as they stood in the tree grove.

"hello Naruto-Kun!" Lee yelled from across the clearing.

"is this not a youthful morning fit enough for the Beautiful green beasts?" Gai yelled.

"yosh Gai-sensei!"

"I think I'm going to hurl…."Kiba said as he watched the twosome fell trees with one swipe of their mighty fists.

Neji glared at them all muttering something incoherent.

"Today class, we'll be getting help from the two nin from Konoha. are they any questions you'd like to ask them?" the teacher called as the two stood by his desk.

Kikiru's mind mentally screamed I hate you all as every single hand in the classroom rose and a wave of stupid questions burst forth.

A/N: ok, hiyas, my b-day is on the 26 (the last day of school for us) for those who were wondering.

Here's the story. I got back from a long, exhausting walk home to find new things on Hachimata. First, I looked at the hits which there were 5187 of, so I was like 'yosh!'. Then, I went up and read through all 47 reviews, new and all, and went squee Yay, I'm going to write a new chapter for the deserving readers. Then I went over to the faves and I had 11 same. Then I checked the alert list and noticed I was missing one, but that was ok. Because I saw my story was on 2 c2s, so I was like 'squee x bahmillion'. Naturally, I had to check them out, So I did. The first one was a group of well written ones so I said 'yay, someone really likes my story!' and was uber happy. Then, I looked up the second one which was labeled 'of sand and fire' so I thought it was about the Suna village and Konoha. It isn't. Its about the yaoi pairing GaaraxNaruto. No. no no no! I hate that pairing! My story is not! About that couple hissssss!...so then my mind gathered either the person just liked it, or thought it was about Naruto and eugh, Gaara getting it on. Let me tell ya folks: its not. … K-Chan threatened to write a fanfic bout the couple, I gave her my death glare and threatened to kill her…

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