Thanks for the reviews everyone. But remember, we're still in season 1! This episode and Prison Break left untill Season 2. But I'm glad you like it anyway.
"SCREW YOU CHAD!" Troy shouted as Chad left Troy alone to talk to Gabriella.
"Umm, hello?" Troy said casually.
"Hi Troy, it's Gabbi, I'm with my mom at the airport I'll be in Texas in about four hours, what's up with you?" She asked.
"Oh everything just great, just perfectly unflattened." He smiled.
"What?" She asked confused.
"I said...you were...flat...chested?" He said, bitting his tongue.
"Excuse me?" She asked.
"Flat...flap jacks, yeah Chad's just making us some flap jacks." He said.
"Oh, that's good, how's Angel?" She asked.
"She's just fine, not hurt or ran over at all, she's right here." He said.
"Oh, ok, don't forget, she liked, one-half fresh tuna,one-forth dry cat food, and one-forth wet cat food." She said.
"Oh ok, let me do that now." He said,"Could you run over...errr, through that one more time?"
"One-half fresh tuna,one-forth dry cat food, and one-forth wet cat food." She said.
"Ok, I won't forget flat...that! I won't forget that." He said.
"Ok, I'll call you when I get to Texas." She said.
"Ok baby, be carefull." He said.
"Ok Troy, love you." She said, hanging up.
Troy hung up and sighed in relief.
"Hey Troy." Someone said behind him.
He spun around only to find Ryan with a stack of papers.
"Hey Ryan, I thought you were'nt in this one?" Troy said.
"Well I was'nt, but I talked to the author and he gave me more time." He said.
"Oh really, how'd you do that?"
"Well apparently he has this thing for hips..." He began but Troy cut him off,"OK, why don't you just get on with why your here."
"Well I posting these flyers everywhere, my kitty cat's gone missing." He said.
"Oh, your having cat problems too?" Troy asked.
"Why, what's wrong with you?"
"I backed over Gabriella's cat." Troy said.
Ryan gasped.
"Oh no, poor little kitty."
"Screw that cat, poor little Troy, Gabbi's gonna kill me!" Troy said.
"Well...maybe you can find a replacement." Ryan said.
"That's brilliant, but where?" He asked.
"Well...I don't know."
"Yeah, I mean what am I gonna do, who am I gonna call?" Troy asked.
Ryan thought for a few seconds,"Ghost Busters?"
Troy stared at him through narrow eyes.
"What?" Ryan asked.
"Nothing." Troy sighed.
"Well I do know this place, it's around Sharpay's old dance academy, there's this really weird guy named Coonie.. he breeds and sells cats." Ryan said.
"Then why are we still here?" Troy asked, hoping in the truck.
"What do I do?" Ryan asked.
"Just keep looking for you cat." Troy said, speeding away.
Ryan stood alone for a few seconds before he shrugged and continued posting flyers.
Troy sped down an old abandoned road a few vacant farms lying to the left.
He pulled down a dirt road with a old sign that read, "catz" on it.
After a minute he reached an old house with a large gate going around it.
He pulled up to the garage and stopped.
"Hello?" He calld stepping out of his truck.
He looked around, nothing.
"HELLO?" He called again, louder this time.
Suddenly the sound of a shotgun being pumped behind him rang through the air.
He spun around only to find a mam dressed in all camo, holding a double barrel shotgun.
"May I help you?" He asked, spitting a little tobaco on the ground.
"I'm looking for a cat." Troy said, scratching the back of his head.
"Well we got those."
"Ok." Troy said.
They stood in silence for a few seconds.
"Could I pick one?" Troy asked.
"M'k, but it's twenty bucks, twently, American bucks, not no comunist money now." He said.
"Here." Troy said, handing him two tens.
"M'k, go pick urself out a gooden, only one now, I'll shoot ya dead if you try to rob me now." He said.
"Ok." Troy said, nodding slowly.
Troy slowly approached an old fence.
He opened it up and stepped inside, only to find a good three thousand cats camly walking about, meowing peacefully.
"Wow." He said, as a few cats brushed his leg.
He slowlt stepped through them, seacrching for one who looked like Angel.
He pulled out his wallet and took out of pictre of Gabriella with Angel.
"Let's see." He said, searching intensly.
After about ten minutes he was ready to give up!
"CRAP, none of these look like her stupid cat." He said.
He turned when suddenly he looked down, there was what an exact clone of Angel rubbing against his ankle and purring.
"Thank you." Troy said, looking up at the sky.
"Come on you dumb old cat." He said, gently picking her up.
He quietly stepped out of the cat domain and walked to his truck.
"HEY!" Someone shouted.
"Yeah?" He asked.
It was the guy from earlier.
"Did you get a gooden?" He asked.
"Yeah, thanks, look, I gotta go." Troy said.
"M'k, what did Momma Lump say?" He asked.
"Do what?" Troy laughed.
"Oh hell, you did'nt not ask Momma Lump did ya?" He asked.
"WHAT? Is that even english?" Troy asked.
"DID-YOU-ASK-THE-BIG-CAT-FUR-HER-PURMISSIAN-TU-TOOK-HER-BABY?" He shouted.
"What big cat?" Troy asked.
The guy sighed, he walked up to Troy and took the cat from his arms, he put a leash on her vand handed it to Troy.
"What this for?" Troy asked.
"You done upset the balence, try not to lose the cat." He said, walking away, and into his house, locking to door behind him.
""What?" Troy asked again.
"This guy is a freaking weirdo, let's go New Angel." He said, he turned to walk to his truck,but what he saw made his jaw drop.
All three thousand cat's were standing in front of him.
"Uhhh, hi...kitties." He said nervously.
All the cats narrowed their eyes.
"Ah sh..." Troy did'nt finish, he darted off running, all three thosand cat's chasing after.
"RUN ANGEL, RUN!" He shouted.
When it seemed like thing could'nt gey any worse...they did.
Troy's cell phone began to ring.
"CRAP!" He shouted, trying to dig it out and hold onto New Angel.
"Hell...o?" He said.
"Hey baby." Gabriella said on the other line.
"Hold on." He said.
"CRAP!" He shouted,"Gone on baby."
"Guess what." She said excited.
"Ummm, what?" He asked.
"My grandma's fine, it turns out they only hadto amputate her big toe." She said.
"Oh...that's...cool." He said, out of breath.
"Are you ok?" She asked.
"Never...better, just...just jogging, you know...for..health...and...stuff." He said.
"Oh...ok, well look, I'm on my way back, now, I'll be home in about thirty minutes." She said.
"Oh...hold on." He said.
"(BEEEP)!" He shouted.(Really bad words are censored).
"Ok...I'll see you in thirty...minutes, are you sure your ok?" She asked.
"I'm fine, thirty minutes, ok love you gotta go bye." He said, hanging up.
He continued to run from the cats.
"I'll just have to run all the way home." He thought.
But suddenly, the unthinkable happened...he tripped...
