Satoru and Sakura were forcibly dragged into the courtroom and placed in the jury box with the single strangest collection of jurors they'd seen. It was them, two vampire girls in black leather, two female police officers who were overexcited to the point of hyperactivity, a fat man and a thin man, two morning talk show hosts, and Rei and Gai, the Questers.
"All rise for the honorable Judge Kruger," spoke a disembodied Mr. Voice. The door behind the bench opened as Doggie Kruger, his furry head never moving (for it couldn't), sat down at the judge's seat, drew his D-Sword Vega, pointed it menacingly at the audience, then put it away and banged the gavel.
"I call this courtroom in session," he said, "bring forth the prosecutor." The Jaryuu verse of "GO! GO! GO! GO! Negative Syndicate" started playing as a man wearing the same pants as Ryuuon and a red jacket walked in. Behind him was his attorney, Ryuuon, with three Jaryuu grunts close behind. Judge Kruger read the subtitles placed beneath him that stated him to be Geki, Tyrannoranger. One of the Kyoryuu Sentai Zyuranger.
"Call the defense!" said Kruger. Into the room came a young man wearing a jacket. He had a talking sword around his waist that was doing its very best to look inconspicuous, but it was a bright blue talking sword. You can't really do much about that. Behind him came his lawyer, a pasty man with a bug's behind wearing a wizard's robes. Dr. Worm was his name, and on the villain hierarchy, he ranks somewhere near the part of the totem pole that's buried in the ground.
"The Case of Geki vs. Narukami starts now," Judge Kruger said, "Geki, would you care to present your case?" The man, who was thousands upon thousands of years old (although he looked quite young), approached the judge and held out his red-gripped blade.
"What you see before you," Geki said, "is the RyuGekiKen, my personal blade. It has been with me for these millennia, prized and treasured…"
"Get to the point!" yelled Nai from the jury box.
"The point!" screamed Mea.
"Point is, Narukami ripped me off. He's using the GekiRyuKen. A simple reversal of the words. I call fraud and plagarisim."
"…okay," Kruger said, "Narukami, are you going to defend yourself?"
"I'm not going to," Kenji remarked, "GekiRyuKen is."
"The sword can talk?" Satoru asked in confusion.
"Of course it can," replied Saba from the audience, "we're not THAT uncommon, you know."
"My name is GekiRyuKen," said the sword, "I was forged in a small metalworking shop out in Tunisia. I swallow keys for a living and am frequently within five inches of Kenji's crotch. Really, how DOES he keep getting the girls?"
"GekiRyuKen, shut up!" Kenji roared at his talking sword.
"Anyway, I am sentient and deserve to win. GekiRyuKen beats RyuGekiKen any day. Unless you wish for this to be a battle of the swords."
"I accept," Geki pulled out his Dino Buckler. "Dino Buckler!" In a flash of red light, he transformed into Tyrannoranger, who announced his name and Ranger title, which you already know.
"GekiRyu Henshin!" Kenji did the same as Geki did. "Ryukendo, Raijin!"
"Emergency! DekaMaster!" Judge Kruger transformed into DekaMaster and took out his own bladed weapon – the D-Sword Vega. It couldn't talk, but you'd think the sharp blade in the hands of an armored dog with a "100" on his uniform spoke for itself. "I can kick your ass, and I'll look suave doing it."
Meanwhile, in the jury booth, as Sakura was being smothered by Nai and Mea (she didn't mind), Satoru was conversing with Bulk, who had been very silent, except for one line that Skull had been annoyingly, repeatedly whispering in his ear. "The albino man has something to do with this. Trust me."
"Albino man?" asked Satoru, "You mean Uncle Fester over there?"
"Of course he does," Skull replied, "He's the palest guy here." Dr. Worm looked at a Madan Key in his hand and said nothing.
"So…when do we find out what he has to do with this?" asked Sakura, trying to escape the embracement of Nai, Mea, Ichiko and Ritsuko.
"Five chapters from now," Skull whispered.
"We find one of them guilty!" Rei yelled.
"Judgment!" chanted Gai, "Judgment! Judgment!"
"Very well," Judge Kruger sighed, "Master License, which of these two is responsible for the plagiarism?" The red X ticked back and forth, showing up in the reflections of Geki's and Kenji's helmets. It kept ticking back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth until, finally, a large X imposed itself over Kenji.
"Narukami, prepare to be deleted," Kruger said, "D-Sword Vega! VEGA SLASH!" He held his sword above his head and swung it towards Kenji, who counteracted with his own slash.
"Final Key!" he said hastily.
"Final Break…" GekiRyuKen spoke.
"GekiRyuKen!" Kenji yelled, "Madan…!"
The D-Sword Vega hit Kenji's Madan Key Holder. Bad idea. That was the device that Kenji kept all of his keys, all of his power, in. As soon as Kruger cut it down the middle, a massive explosion filled the courtroom, rocketing Satoru and Sakura into the preview for the next chapter. Nobody died. But the courtroom set would have to be rebuilt on the studio's money.
On the NEXT Chapter!
We cut to Souta and Kaze no Shizuka admitting their feelings, only to be interrupted by SirenBuilder providing disturbing visual metaphors. The Riders need a Parallel Engine, and Makino doesn't recognize ANY of them. Also, Baterites playing soccer!