A soccer field. A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. Dleif rec cos' A.
This soccer stadium was the location of the next series events, which involve Baterites, the mutant offspring of Craterites and Batlings, and one Souta Mogami. After being left behind in the SGS Museum three chapters ago, he traveled to Panama to meet with a Precious of the human sort. A deadly, dangerous vixen that he'd seen on more than one occasion. Kaze no Shizuka. Shizuka was waiting for Souta, dressed in her usual ninja gear, on one of the benches.
"Hurry up!" Shizuka whined, "The game is about to begin!"
"I'm here, I'm here," Souta panted, carrying in buckets of popcorn, two large sodas, a hotdog, and a "Go! Ryukendo" flag. "What is it you wanted to tell me?"
"You're the first person who really considers me a beauty," Shizuka said, looking into Souta's eyes, "and I want you to PROVE that. What do you think?"
"I think…" Souta began to say honestly. He was good at keeping secrets. He was a spy. As a spy, he was also good at shagging women. He could do this. But as he spoke to the kunoichi, he could feel something start to tingle on the edge of his Leather Pants. He swatted away the Drake Zecter that had landed there and continued thinking. The dragonfly exploded, sending out waves of extreme metrosexuality everywhere, including Souta's pants.
"SirenBuilder, Jack Up!" Eiji called from the background. BoukenSilver was lubing up his mecha, and when he gave the lever a hard yank, SirenBuilder rose from his crouching position, extended upward, and fired a wave of water from his three cannons that put out the flames in the stands created when the Drake Zecter spontaneously combusted.
"Eiji, what did you need to do that for?" Souta asked into his Accelular.
"All I did was Jack Up and shoot," Eiji said, "Makino wants us to run tests on our Gougou Vehicles to make sure they're working. That's how you prepare yourself for every girl you've been with."
"But…but…" Kaze pleaded, "You said you'd rotate my gyro for me!"
"I was talking about Makino's tests…" Souta stuttered, "You must've overheard wrong."
"Oh, I heard wrong alright," Kaze said angrily, her voice rising higher in pitch every passing second, "You don't love me! You just want to be with Eiji and his…SirenBuilder! Come back to me when you can show me real love!"
Souta looked at Eiji standing atop SirenBuilder, the water shooting behind him. That hair, that utter unfamiliarity with technology, that padding around his crotch to protect the stuntman who was posing as him and had suddenly taken his place…
"EIJI!" Souta called to the stands, "I'll rescue you!" He was disgusted at himself for saying that, but in the end, decided to blame it on the Rezapants. Then RyuGunOu, who had been practicing soccer solo on the field because Ryukendo was caught in the middle of a courtroom-induced explosion in the last chapter, kicked a soccer ball straight into Souta's head.
We may never see him again in the story.
Oh, well.
Meanwhile, Faiz, Blade and Hibiki had arrived at the SGS Museum, being careful not to step on the blood that had been spilled. The janitors had a tough time cleaning it up. Makino was walking around, leading a group of children and begin careful not to show them the death, destruction and corruption that was behind the scenes, on a tour. He was suddenly approached by the three Kamen Riders.
"We need a Parallel Engine!" Blade insisted.
"Our bike broke down," Faiz explained.
"You're the guy," Hibiki said.
"…wait, I know you
guys," Makino said, "Kuuga, Agito, and Ryuki, right? Come right
in."
"We're recent series, man!" Faiz explained, "Don't
you recognize us?"
"Sorry, I don't," Makino said, "Never seen you in my life."
"I told you we should've had a team-up," Hibiki said aside to his comrades.
"I couldn't secure the contract!" Blade said, "All that paperwork and the police and the Judgment! They ruled that having a team-up was AGAINST THE LAW! How is that right?"
"GET OUT OF MY MUSEUM!" roared Natsuki. She came charging from the backroom, jumped down the elevator shaft into the Gougou Vehicle Bay and summoned Ultimate DaiBouken.
Faiz and Blade were stripped of their suits and their dignity on the spot. The children were still alive. The museum was completely destroyed. This is why we have a tough time keeping this journal alive. People keep destroying places. If you want to preserve history by finding out a secret, you should KEEP IT ALIVE, YOU IDIOTS. Anyway, we need two more Kamen Riders to follow Hibiki down the road in his unknown quest to catch the Hot Adventurer and the Deep Adventurer.
Let's see…I'm sure there's two who would be willing to join in…ah, here we go! We've assigned him to be with Kamen Rider Ouja, noted owner of something called "Genocider" and Kamen Rider Amazon, known to bite his enemies and make them bleed. They sound like fun. I hope Hibiki can survive.
WILL HE?
See for yourself!
RETPAHC TXEN
The Power Rangers get mysteriously involved in this as someone named Vida Rocca is drop-kicked into the story for no apparent reason. She, too, holds a secret. Because if we told you what happened right off, this journal would be worthless. The first thing Vida does is knock out one of the Gransazers as Satoru and Sakura are looking for a Knuckle Riser on their Precious scavenger hunt. IKU ZE!