Hello readers and welcome to my new chapter. So, a few reviewers said that having Rito be Riko is lazy. Question is, how? If I was planning to have Haruna in the harem, then yeah, I could admit that it was a lazy way to deal with Rito. But I've never said that I plan to have her in the harem, so I don't get how it's lazy.

And while I did consider having Rito be here instead of Riko, I know there are plenty of readers who like Riko in the fic (Some expressing that in the reviews), so I kept her. It would be lazy if I wanted Haruna in the harem, but it's not if do you have plans for the character. And I do.

So, I got that out of my system. Anyways, I'm glad most of you enjoyed the first chapter, and so many of you favorited and/or followed this fic. Hope you guys enjoy this chapter too.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or To Love Ru.

Chapter 2: Protecting an Alien Girl from Alien Thugs

"Hello."

"What the hell, dattebayo?!" Instantly, he jumped out of the bathtub and crouched on the floor, covering his private bathtubs. He pointed an accusing finger at the pinked haired girl. "Who are you?!"

"I'm Lala." The girl answered, still looking unconcerned about her current state. "And you?"

Naruto blinked at her nonchalance about being naked in front of a boy. Usually, girls would be more embarrassed than this. "N-Naruto."

"Nice to meet you, Naruto." Lala greeted happily.

Again, the blonde blinked, having trouble processing what's going on. "Okaaay…" Is he hallucinating or something? "So, how do you appear in my bathtub? Why did you get into my bathtub, naked?" He then finally noticed something behind Lala. "And is that a tail, dattebayo?!"

"Oh?" The pinkette turned to where the blonde was pointing at. "Yes, this is my tail. All devilukians have tails like these."

"...Are you saying that you're an alien?"

"I guess for you earthlings, yes." Lala confirmed with a nod. "I come from the planet, Deviluke."

"...I dreaming. I must be dreaming." Naruto muttered to himself, rubbing his temples. "Ero-sennin and Risa's perviness is finally getting to me, and I'm imagining a pretty alien girl in my bathroom. Snap out of it, Naruto. Don't give in to their pervy ways." Giving him himself a slap for good measures, he hesitantly opened his eyes.

The girl, Lala, was still there, this time giggling at his actions. 'I'm not dreaming!'

"You're so silly." Lala stated, still giggling.

"...Can you answer the last two questions?" Naruto sighed, finally accepting that this bizarre situation is in fact real. Then, remembering their current state, looked away with a blush and added. "After I get some clothes on? You can borrow my towel if you want. It's on the hanger."

"Okay!" Lala then stepped out of the bathtub, and grabbed the towel. "Thanks, Naruto!"

After Naruto got his night clothes on, and Lala wrapped a towel around herself, then blonde led his unexpected guest to his room. He thought going to the living room, but he didn't want to risk his mom coming in and seeing Lala's current state. Last thing he needs is her thinking that he's being corrupted by Ero-sennin.

"So, how did you appeared in my bathtub again?" Naruto inquired, leaning on the wall of his room. He had on a orange-shirt, and blue shorts on.

"I use this!" Lala, who was on his bed, lifted up a piece of machinery attached to wrist. "This is my invention Pyon Pyon Warp-kun! While I can put any specified locations, it can warp me anywhere at a short distance!"

Naruto's eyes widen in amazement at this. "You made something like that by yourself?!"

"Yep!"

"That's so cool!"

Lala's smile got even brighter at Naruto's response. "Thank you! I'm glad you think so!"

After a moment, Naruto's excitement subsided, remembering his other question. "And the naked part?"

"Oh." At that, Lala gain a sheepish look, rubbing the back of her head. "Well, while Pyon Pyon Warp-kun can warp anywhere at a close distance, it could only warp living beings…"

"...So your clothes were left while you teleported." Naruto finished blankly. That would explain it. "Well, there are some of mom's clothes that should fit you. I don't think she would mi-"

Before he could, something suddenly crashed through his window, causing him straighten up in alarm. "What the hell?!"

"Lala-sama!" A high, mechanical voiced squeaked out. The source was a small, white… being with bat wings launched itself at Lala. "I found you!"

"Peke!" The pink-haired girl opened her arms and caught the small figure, hugging it tightly. "I'm so glad that you were able to find me!"

Naruto blinked at the reunion between the girl and her… whatever it is. Finally, after calming down, the thing noticed Naruto staring at them. "Lala-sama, who's this weird looking earthling?"

And just like that, his befuddlement turned to outrage. "Who's weird looking, dattebayo?!" Naruto shouted in comedic anger.

Before an argument could brew, Lala spoke up. "Peke, this is one who lives here. His name is Naruto." She then turned towards the blonde. "Naruto, this is Peke. My all-purpose costume robot I created."

And again, his emotions switched, from outrage to surprise. "Another invention you made?"

"Yep!" She then throw out of her towel, taking Naruto by surprise and embarrassment. "Now Peke, do your thing!"

"Hai, Lala-sama!" The robot then began glowing and enveloped Lala in that light. The light then faded to show her in a form-fitting outfit, that reminds him of cosplay. "Is it too tight?"

"No, it's perfect." Lala stated, looking at her outfit.

Okaaay, this is becoming a whirlwind of emotions. He's been going through shock, embarrassment, amazement, excitement, and a brief bit of anger in under thirty minutes. Still, he couldn't help but feel amazed once more at what he just witnessed. "That's incredible!" He spoke in excitement. "And you made both of these yourself? You're a genius, dattebayo!"

Lala giggled in happiness at that. "Thank you so much, Naruto!" She then turned her attention back to the robot she's currently wearing. "So Peke, did you manage to keep from being followed?"

That earned a look of surprise and curiosity from Naruto. "Followed? You're being followed?" He questioned her. "By who?"

As if to answer that question, two guys suddenly jumped through the broken window and landed in front of Lala and Naruto. Both teens' eyes widen, with the latter automatically tensing up for a fight.

"You really are a troublesome lady," One of them said. "We should've restricted your movements before leaving Earth…" Both men were wearing black suits and sunglasses, with one of them having blonde hair while the have black hair.

"...Peke?" Lala spoke lowly, sounding angry.

The anger caused the robot to speak nervously. "Y-Yes, Lala-sama?"

"Didn't I tell you to make sure we're not being followed?"

"H-Hai, Lala-sama."

"You baka robot!" Lala yelled, stomping her feet and waving her arms in childish anger. "All my plans are now done the drain!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry~!"

Meanwhile, Naruto kept his eyes at the two thugs in front of him. 'These guys look strong. Feel strong.' Outwardly, he kept a serious face. But inwardly, he grinned. 'Fortunately, I was trained by stronger.'

"Now, are you ready to come with us young lady?" The black haired thug asked, stepping towards her.

In response, she stepped back nervously. However, before anything could be done, Naruto stepped in front of her. That caused the two men to narrowed their eyes. "You better move away, kid." The blonde thug warned him. "Or else you'll get hurt."

"How about you bastards get out of my house before I kick your asses?" Naruto retorted, not stepping away. "Breaking into my home, and chasing after a young girl earns a ass-whooping in my book."

The two men looked at one another before bursting out another, causing a tick mark to form on his head. "That's funny kid." The black haired one snorted out. "Since you gave us a good laugh, we'll be nice and give you another warning. Get out of our way, or you'll regret it." More tick marks formed on the whiskered-blonde's head.

And in an instant, he kicked one of thugs straight out the window, shocking everyone in the room. "What the-?!" Before the other thug could finish his exclamation, Naruto grabbed him by the jacket and threw him out with ease.

"And stay out!" Naruto shouted out angrily, before letting out an indigitant huff. "Damn bastards, laughing at me like that…"

"That was amazing!" The blonde was brought out of his grumbling through an excited cheers from Lala. "You were like 'BAM' and then 'WOOSH', before they could even do anything!" She continued animatedly, mimicking his actions.

That earned a laugh and grin from Naruto at her cute, animated movements. "Yeah! I'm just awesome like that!" He bragged jokingly. But he quickly got serious and turned his eyes towards the window. "But I doubt they're out for the count. So…" Bring his hands together into hand signs, he yelled, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"

Outside, as the two goons slowly got up from the ground, they heard an explosion from up the room they fell through. They looked up to see smoke coming out of the house.

"What the hell?"

"Did a bomb set off?!"

Before they could go up there and see what happened, six figures suddenly jumped out of the window and onto the other roof. Quickly, they jumped onto the roof…

And was confronted with six Narutos and Lala, with the original carrying Lala while she was staring at him in shock. "Heya!" All six Narutos greeted, cheeky grins on their faces.

"What the hell?!" One of them exclaimed in shock. "What are you? No human should have abilities like that!"

"Yet here I am!" The real Naruto retorted with a cheeky grin. "I'm just much cooler than most humans!"

"You said it boss!" The five clones cheered.

Shaking out of their shock, both goons narrowed their eyes at the group of clones. "Give us Lala-sama now, human, or we won't be responsible for what injuries you possess."

"You got to get past these guys first!" With that, the original Naruto began jumping from roof to roof. "I'll leave the rest to you guys!"

"You got it!" With that, the clones charged head on towards the goons, and engaged in hand to hand combat with the goons.

While the original Naruto was getting away, Lala, who momentarily lost her ability to speak, managed to get it back. "H-How are you doing this, Naruto?!" The pinkette exclaimed, shock clear on her face and tone. "Are you really a human?!"

"Yep. 100%, pure-blooded human." Naruto confirmed with a grin. "I just got a few tricks up my sleeves than most."

"But, how?!"

"I'll explain it to you later," Naruto then landed in a park, placing Lala back on her feet. "After I beat these bastards to a pulp." He knew that they were coming this way, thanks to his clone transmitting the memories to him after they burst. He just needs to prepare to fight.

As Naruto got in front of her, Lala grabbed one of his shoulders. "You don't need to fight." She told him, a guilty look entering her face. "I can use this chance to run away now. I don't want you getting chase down or hurt because of me."

In response, the blonde ninja turned his head and gave a reassuring smile. "You don't have to worry. I'm strong enough to handle these guys." He told her. "And even if I wasn't, I'm not gonna just run away."

"But, why?" She asked him, a frown on her face. "Why are so willing to help me this much?"

"Do I need a reason to do so?" The blonde asked rhetorically. "You're in trouble, and I can tell that you're a nice person. I don't abandon anyone that needs help, especially when they're good people."

His words caused Lala's heart to skip a beat, especially when she got a good look of that comforting smile. Wha… What was that? What did she just felt?

Before she could think on it, however, the two thugs suddenly appeared and landed right in front of them. That caused Naruto to turn away from Lala, and narrowed his eyes at the thugs.

"Stop interfering, earthling." The black haired one said. "This has nothing to do with you."

"You still think I'm gonna back down just because you said so?" Naruto remarked, getting into fighting stance. "You should know by now that you're wasting your breath. I'm not gonna hand Lala over to you."

"You don't even know what's going on here, boy."

"Oh? Then how about you tell me, then?" Naruto asked them. "I would love to hear why you're trying to kidnap her."

"This isn't a kidnapping." The blonde denied. "We're trying to bring Lala-sama back home. This is the sixth time she ran away."

For a moment, Naruto was dumbfounded. 'Lala is just running away from home?!' However, before he could say or do anything else, his memory recalled how Lala looked when the two thugs entered their room. The angst and desperation in her eyes when one of them stepped towards her.

"I doubt it just her just running away." He stated, keeping his emotions and thoughts to himself. "Why would Lala need to run away?"

Instead of the thugs answering, it was Lala behind him. "It's because I've been forced to sit through several marriage interviews everyday, and I'm sick of it." She told him. "That's why I ran away, and why I'm not going!"

"That isn't up for you decide. This is your father's wish." The thug stated. "Now stop acting childish, and come back home."

"The lady already said no, baka." He grabbed two kunais he placed in his pockets before he left. "But if you want her that badly…" As he spoke, he threw the weapons straight at them. "You have to go through me!"

"Arrogant brat!" Without any trouble, the two dodged the kunai throws. "Don't think you can-"

""Wind Style: Air Bullet!""

Alarmed, the two thugs turned at the declaration behind them, only to be met with a barrage of bullet-like wind. The attack sent the two flying pass the original Naruto and Lala, crashing harshly into the ground.

Both aliens groaned in pain, pushing themselves up. But before they could get up, they were slammed back down painfully, drawing out a cry of pain. They were met with the two grinning clones, which to them, looked like demons.

"Tell Lala's pop that she under my protection." The original stated from where he was standing. "The name is Naruto Uzumaki. Remember it!" With that, the clones knocked them out with their individual punches.

Naruto nodded to himself as his clones dispelled themselves. "That should do it. They're not gonna be getting up for a while."

"That was so cool!" Startled, he turned around to see a starry eyed Lala. "The way you throw knives, which were actually more Narutos! Then they hit them with some cool ability before jumping up and slamming down on them! It's like something from an action show!"

That brought a bashful grin on Naruto's face. "Glad you enjoyed it." He turned his head back towards the down goons. "Let's get back to my house while these goons are down."

"Can you tell me about your abilities then?"

"I can." Naruto agreed with a nod. Then, a memory suddenly popped into his head, coming from a clone he left at home. "After I explain everything to my mom… why did my clone decide to just give the barebone explanation?"

(Uzumaki Household)

It didn't take much time to get to the house, with Naruto speed running there, with Lala on his back. Once at the front, he placed the pink haired princess back on her feet. "That was fun!" Lala giggled. "You're really fast, too!"

"Comes with the ninja training I had." Naruto responded, smiling. The two then head the door, with Naruto at the front. Before he opens the door, however, it opened itself and he was quickly engulfed in a hug by his worried, red-headed mother.

"Naruto," Kushina exhaled in relief. "I'm so glad you're okay, sochi." The mother had on a white, short sleeved blouse, along with a green vest over it and green jeans.

Instead of embarrassed, Naruto chuckled and hugged her back. "Do you really think I would have a problem with those jerks?"

"Far from it." Kushina said confidently, moving out of their hug to face him, though she had her hands on his shoulders. "I know you would beat them no problem. But, any mother would worry when their children are in danger." She then turned her head to the pinked haired girl behind Naruto. "And I assume this is the girl you were helping? Lala, is it?"

"Yep!" Lala confirmed with a smile and nod. "It's nice to meet you, Naruto's mama!"

"You can call me Kushina, dear." She stepped away from Naruto in order to fully face both teens. "How about we go inside? Then you can explain to me why you're being chased by those scumbags." She then gave Naruto a sweet, but evil smile. "By the way, did they get a proper beating for breaking into our home and chasing this young lady?"

Her response was a proud smile and a pumped fist from her son. "They'll definitely gonna be feeling it in the morning!"

"Good." Kushina nodded in acceptance, the smile still on her lips. "No one breaks into our home and gets away with it." And if they dare to come and do it again… she'll make sure they regret ever attacking her sochi.

And that's the end. I hope you guys enjoyed the second chapter. Gonna try to keep updating often, but I'm not making any promises. Real life tends to throw curve you need to deal with. Anyways, review, favorite, and follow and I will see you guys later.