Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT. Also, anything I mention in this fic I don't own. I don't own the songs. The songs are by Daniel Powter, Billy Joel, Clay Aiken, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Pokemon, Aqua, Maroon 5, Aly & AJ, Innosense, Jesse McCartney, and Disney's Mary Poppins, Jungle Book, and Beauty and the Beast. Ok? Is that it? I hope so. I'll be writing down another chapter that has all the ones on it, anyway.

Ann: For some of the songs, I had to change the words around because some of them would not make sense to Ninja Turtles, so...Yeah. This is set in the lair. Just to let you all know...

Chapter One

Mikey was in the living room slumped on the couch watching TV. "Hey, Donnie!" he yelled. "Can you get me a soda?"

Donnie came out of his lab. "Why can't you get up and get it yourself?"

"I'm too bored to move."

"Then that will give you something to do." Donnie went back into his lab.

"But--But--Fine...Be that way." Mikey turned off the TV and went into the kitchen.

"Hi, Mikey!" Leo smiled.

"Hi." Mikey got out his soda from the fridge.

"The annoying Mikey doesn't smile. Something's wrong." Leo wondered.

"I'm just bored. That's all." Mikey sat down at the table.

"Then go do something." Raph took the last sip of his water and put the cup in the sink.

"Like what?" Mikey asked.

"I don't know."

"It is pretty boring around here since no one's in trouble or anything." Leo stated.

"I know. That's why there's nothing to do..." Mikey kicked his feet under the table.

"No one really cares what you do, Mikey. Go sing! Go dance! Go jump off a bridge! Do whatever!" Raph took out a jar of peanut butter.

"THAT'S IT!" Mikey smiled.

"Nice going." Leo glared at Raph as Raph froze and stared at Mikey.

"What's it?" Raph asked.

"Sing! We could sing!" Mikey stood up.

"What do you mean?"

"Have a little Karaoke Night."

"No, I mean what do you mean we?"

"I mean all of us."

"IT WORKS!"

Mikey, Leo, and Raph heard Donnie scream. They all went into his lab.

"What works?" Leo asked.

"This boom box. I took it from Raph's room, took it apart, and put it back together again and it actually works!" Donnie jumped up and down.

"Very good, Donnie." Leo smiled.

"You took my boom box?" Raph asked.

"Um, yeah," Donnie grabbed the boom box and handed it to Raph. "It still works."

"It better!" Raph snatched it out of Donnie's hands.

Mikey took it out of Raph's hands.

"If you haven't noticed, that's mine!" Raph glared at Mikey.

"No, no. We could use this!" Mikey kept it away from Raph.

"Use it for what?" Donnie asked.

"Mikey wants to have a karaoke night." Leo explained.

"A what?"

"A karaoke night," Mikey repeated. "You do know what that is, right?" Mikey asked still trying to keep the boom box away from Raph.

"Yes, I know what that is!" Donnie said. "Why do you want to have one, though?"

"It was Raph's idea."

"No it wasn't! I said you could sing! I didn't mean to have a karaoke night or whatever!"

Mikey sighed and gave Raph his boom box back. "Fine...I'll sing by myself..." Mikey sat on the couch in the living room and started singing to himself. "One is the lonelist number that you'll ever know! Two, can be--"

"Don't sing that." Raph said.

"Fine," Mikey started singing again. "99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! You take one down! Pass it around! 98 bottles of beer on the wall!"

"I guess we could play..." Leo whispered to Raph and Donnie so Mikey wouldn't hear.

"What?" Raph asked. "You gotta be kidding me!"

"Well, who knows, Raph? It may be fun."

"Fun? A karaoke night? Fun?"

"I think we should play with him." Donnie agreed with Leo.

"I'm alone here!" Raph glared at Leo and Donnie.

"Just listen to him, Raph." Donnie pointed to Mikey.

"93 bottles of beer on the wall! 93 bottles of beer! You take one down! Pass it around! 92 bottles of beer on the wall!" Mikey continued singing.

"You can't be serious," Raph turned back to Leo and Donnie. "I can't believe you guys are falling for that! If anyone should be weakening right now, it usually is me."

"Your right." Donnie said.

"But this is just annoying." Leo added.

Raph turned back to Mikey.

"86 bottles of beer on the wall! 86 bottles of beer!" Mikey started swaying from side to side.

"ALRIGHT!" Raph burst. "We'll play!"

Mikey sprang off the couch. "YAY! I'll go get Master Splinter!" Mikey started racing up the stairs.

"What makes him think Master Splinter is going to want to do this?" Donnie asked.

"It's Mikey." Leo replied.

Raph started banging his head on the wall. "I can't believe I fell for him again! Oh, I'm so stupid!"

Leo and Donnie started laughing.

"Um, what are we doing again?" Master Splinter asked coming down the stairs.

"We're having a karaoke night!" Mikey started dragging him downt he stairs. "You walk too slow!"

"This is coming from a 15 year old. How pathetic is that?" Raph asked.

Master Splinter got to the bottom of the stairs. Mikey raced to the phone and started dialing a number.

"What are you doing?" Donnie asked.

"I'm calling April and Casey!" Mikey said as he waited for someone to pick up the phone.

"He has to get everyone envolved now, doesn't he?" Raph asked.

"That's ok," Leo replied. "With April and Casey here things will be more fun."

"Again, I'm alone!"

"April?" Mikey asked. "It's me, Mikey. Is Casey there? Your eating dinner? Well, you have to come down here! It's an emergency!" Mikey hung up the phone.

"What'd you tell them it was an emergency for?" Leo asked.

"Yeah, they were probably on a date!" Donnie added.

"I had to." Mikey replied.

"No, you didn't. You probably just ruined their evening. Not to mention probably put them in panic..." Raph said.

"Will one of you boys please tell me what we are doing?" Master Splinter asked.

"We're having a karaoke night!" Mikey smiled.

"Someone other than Michalangelo, I mean." Master Splinter added to his previous question.

Raph, Leo, and Donnie looked at each other and answered together, "We're having a karaoke night."

"Never mind..." Master Splinter shook his head.

"Ok! We're here! What's wrong?" April raced through the door.

"No one's dead, right?" Casey came running in after her.

"No! Everyone's fine! Mikey just got a little too excited." Leo explained.

"Oh," April said confused. "Then what's wrong?"

"Nothing." Donnie answered.

"Mikey called you guys down so we can all have a karaoke night." Raph said.

"Why didn't you say so?" April turned to Mikey.

"I thought you would say no if I told you the truth." Mikey said embarassed.

"No, we wouldn't," April smiled. "It sounds like fun."

"Holy shell!" Raph said to himself. "Alone once again!"

"A karaoke night?" Casey asked.

"Please tell me you think it's a stupid idea!" Raph begged.

"Sorry, Raph. But for this time I have to say that I disagree with you." Casey said simpatheticly.

"Everyone hates me..." Raph backed away from Casey.

"Hey, your the one who blurted, 'Alright! We'll play!' " Donnie crossed his arms.

"Shut up." Raph glared at him.

"So, are we playing or what?" Casey asked.

"I can't believe you actually want to play!" Raph yelled.

"Calm down," April said. "It'll be fun!"

"Everyone's been saying that to me but so far I'm not having any fun, yet!" Raph yelled even louder.

"We haven't started, yet. That's why." Donnie explained.

"Master Splinter!" Raph whined.

"Let's get this overwith," Master Splinter started walking towards Mikey. "I want to go back to my meditating."

"Your litterally going to play, Master Splinter?" Raph asked.

Master Splinter shrugged as he walked past Raph.

Raph started banging his head against the wall again. "Why me? Why me? Why? Why? Why?"

Master Splinter walked on stage. "Ok. Let's get this overwith."

Mikey ran to the lyric screen. "MASTER SPLINTER'S UP FIRST!"

"I am--Huh?" Master Splinter started getting confused.

"Well, you are already on the stage." Mikey stated and turned on the screen.

Who's that whisperin' in the trees
It's two sailors and they're on leave
Pipes and chains and swingin' hands
Who's your daddy? yes i am
Fat cat came to play
Now he can't run fast enough
You had best stay away
When the pushers come to shove

"Michalangelo? What is this?" Master Splinter stopped reading the words.

"Zoot Suit Riot. Just sing it." Mikey answered.

"Why? This is not me. This is not the kind of song I would sing. I do not even sing."

"Just go ahead!"

Zoot suit riot
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot suit riot
Pull a comb through your coal black hair

A whipped up jitterbuggin' brown eyed man
A stray cat frontin' up an eight-piece band
Cut me sammy and you'll understand
In my veins hot music ran
You got me in a sway
And i want to swing you dove
Now you sailors know
Where your women come for love

"Master Splinter, why won't you sing?" Mikey asked.

"I refuse. I have no clue what this is!" Master Splinter glared at him.

"I said it a thousand times before and I'll say it again--I told you you'd end up regreting that you said you'd play." Raph said.

"You never said that." Donnie stated.

"Shhh!"

Zoot suit riot
Throw back a bottle of beer
Zoot suit riot
Pull a comb through your coal black hair

You're in a zoot suit riot

"There!" Mikey smiled. "Now was that so bad?"

"Yes, it was! Get out of the way! I am in charge of the lyric screen!" Master Splinter pushed Mikey out of the way and went behind the TV.

"Ok! Ok! Be gentle!" Mikey said. "Who's singing next?"

"I do not care. You can sing next." Master Splinter answered.

"Get the ear plugs out..." Raph slupped down in his seat.