Karaoke Night 3: Solos Chapter 4, a ninja turtles fanfic

Chapter Four

Casey walked on stage. "I have to warn you--I'm not very good..."

"Your probably better than Mikey, just go ahead." Leo replied.

Raph yelled up to the stage. "This is no way that your going to get out of this when I had to sing as well!"

"Alright, alright, fine...I'll sing. But like I said, I'm not very good at singing."

"And like said," Leo repeated. "Your probably better than Mikey and I'll just add this in--You'll probably be better than Raph, too, so just try it."

"You will be fine." Master Splinter turned on the screen.

Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else

I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved

Raph blocked his ears. "Yeah, he's right! He is horrible!"

"Shh!" Leo glared at him.

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get so insecure
It doesn't matter anymore

It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along, yeah
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want

I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved
And she will be loved

"For once, I agree with Raph and Casey. He does stink." Mikey whispered to Donnie.

I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls

Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful

"Don't you think he's bad?" Donnie turned to April.

April just stared at Casey.

"April?" Donnie asked again. "Are you really that in love with him? Hello?"

Please don't try so hard to say goodbye
Please don't try so hard to say goodbye

Yeah
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain

"April!" Donnie waved his hand in front of her face.

April took cotton balls out of her ears. "Are you talking to me?"

Try so hard to say goodbye

Casey took a deep breath then started yelling at everyone. "I'm not deaf! Even though I may seem like it because I was singing, I can still hear you guys complaining about how bad I am!" Casey glared at everyone and they sank down in their seats. "April, you can go next.

April walked on stage. "Ok, Master Splinter. Let's get this overwith..."

Master Splinter smield at her and turned on the screen.

"What?" April asked.

"Nothing. Go ahead." Master Splinter said.

"What?" April glared at him firmly.

"Nothing, I just changed the lyrics around a little bit in this song. No big deal," Master Splinter started the song over again because April never sang. "Go ahead."

He wanders off, he's just lost without me

Doesn't matter what I have say

I try to give advice, I tell him twice

He won't listen

Gotta do it his own way

He drives me crazy

All of the time

He drives me crazy

He drives me out of my mind

So why do I worry 'bout him

Why do I care

I don't know why I let it faze me

But he drives me crazy

"Why do I get the feeling that this is about Casey?" Raph whispered to Donnie.

"I don't know, but I have the same feeling." Donnie replied.

"I'm still not deaf!" Casey glared at them.

He's here and there, everywhere

Just looking

Always finding something new

I know he's kinda strange

He'll never change

Oh tell me, what's a girl supposed to do?

He drives me crazy

All of the time

He drives me crazy

He drives me out of my mind

So why do I worry 'bout him

Why do I care

I don't know why I let it faze me

But he drives me crazy

"Is this about Casey?" Leo asked.

"That's what we were just discussing." Raph answered.

"I can still hear you!" Casey glared more at them.

Just go off, in your own direction

And see if anybody cares

Just don't come running back to me, Casey Jones

He'll be wishing he had listened then!

Cus I told him time and time again

"HEY!" Casey yelled.

Master Splinter started laughing.

"I knew it! It is about him!" Raph smiled.

"That explains what Master Splinter changed in the song and why he's laughing." Leo stated.

"Who's Casey?" Karai asked.

"Me!" Casey yelled.

He drives me crazy

All of the time

He drives me crazy

He drives me out of my mind

So why do I worry 'bout him

Why do I care

I don't know why I let it faze me

He drives me crazy

All of the time

He drives me crazy

He drives me out of my mind

So why do I worry 'bout him

Why do I care

I don't know why I let it faze me

But he drives me crazy

"Ok, April. This is enough. You can go sit down now." Master Splinter was still laughing.

"That was mean!" Casey said as April sat down.

"I didn't know he changed the name!" April defended herself.

"She did not know," Master Splinter defended her as well. "I just changed the name for the fun of it. Besides, the name was Ash Ketchum...I do not know who that it...It is someone from Pokemon, or so it says on the cover of the CD. His friend is supposed to be singing it. Rain, I think her name is." Master Splinter stared at the cover of the Pokemon CD.

"Misty, Master Splinter. Her name is Misty." Mikey shook his head.

"Close enough. So, is that it? Are we done?" Master Splinter asked.

"Nope!" Mikey sprung out of his seat. "We still have to do duets and if I counted right, we have an odd number of people. That means Master Splinter doesn't get to do a duet."

"Thank God..." Master Splinter let out a sigh of relief.

"So..." Mikey pushed him on the stage again. "It's only fair that he sings two solos, right?"

"Um, no." Master Splinter started walking off the stage.

Leo and Raph started pushing him on the stage again. "Come on, it is only fair, right?" Raph asked with a smile.

Master Splinter listened and shook his head while going up on stage again. "I do not know where I went wrong in raising these boys..."

"Ready, Master Splinter?" Mikey asked.

"No." Master Splinter answered.

"Go!"

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, lets go party

"Uh, oh." Master Splinter stared at the screen.

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

"MICHALANGELO!" Master Splinter screamed.

"Come on, Master Splinter!" Mikey laughed. "Let the female personality come on and play!"

"This is so wrong..." Leo shook his head.

Raph, Casey and Donnie laughed franticly.

Shredder, Karai, and April exchanged worried glances trying not to laugh.

"I am only going to have three sons in the morning..." Master Splinter growled to himself.

Im a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, Im your dollie
Youre my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

You can touch, you can play
You can say Im always yours, oooh whoa

"Ok, now that's wrong!" Leo said.

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

Master Splinter wouldn't sing.

"Oh, come on, Master Splinter! Have some fun!" Mikey yelled.

"I refuse."

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, lets go party

You can touch, you can play
You can say Im always yours
You can touch, you can play
You can say Im always yours

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

"Don't worry, I'll sing with you!" Mikey jumped on stage. "So you'll only feel like a half an idiot!" Mikey started singing.

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

"No," Master Splinter watched Mikey jump all over the place. "I still feel like an idiot...And embarrassed that my son is singing Barbie Girl..."

Im a barbie girl in the barbie world
Life in plastic, its fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, barbie, lets go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, barbie, lets go party, oooh, oooh

"AND WE'RE DONE! YAY!" Mikey shouted and jumped up and down.

Master Splinter walked past Raph. "I blame you for this whole thing."

"Ok, next is duets! April, Casey! Gert up there!" Mikey pushed them up.

April and Casey stared at each other. "Oh, boy..."

To Be Continued...

Ann: Yes, I have to admit that that's kind of a stupid ending, but I couldn't really make any other ending work out. Anyway, a sequal will be up soon with all the duets. Hope you liked it! R&R please! Byez for now!