Dear Envy,
Ok Envy, I seek your infinite knowledge on this:
A friend and I were arguing over whether or not prozac would affect corpses. I being the neocromancer siad it would alter the corpses state of being and my friend (a pharmacist) called me an idiot. So I killed my friend and drugged the corpse. Now what i want to know is how to I get it to stop gnawing on my furniture?
Yours,an exisitng person
Dear an existing person,
Hn, Envy of infinate knowlage, thats got a nice ring. Anyway, back to buisiness. First of all , if you didn't want your friend's corpse gnawing on your furniture, then you shouldn't have killed your friend in the first place! but, scince we cant change that, we'll have to find some other option. All you have to do is cover yourself in blood, then your corpse will gnaw on you, and not your furniture.
love, Envy