Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.

A/N: Not sure when Naruto: Earth's Mightiest Ninja will be updated as I have writer's block for it at the moment.

Also, decided on combining the sick hulk and Spider-Man being hunted Episodes as I didn't need to use the hiding from May, or 10 minutes from Run Pig Run due to all but getting to the school would be canon. Bit of a spoiler for the next Ch, so just skip to the Ch if you don't want to be spoiled.

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I'm doing that as well for the next 2 episodes as most of the play, I won't need.

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Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

Chapter XVII: Infectious Hunt.

Last Time.

Later That Night.

Naruto dropped down on the roof of Damage Control HQ after getting a distress call from White Tiger. She also explains that Spider-Man snuck into Mac Porter's room at Damage Control HQ using his newest stealth suit tech. He saw the two head to the roof when a huge crate filled with money suddenly appears before them.

"Well, found the money," Naruto said as four Damage Control workers walk up taking off their helmets showing they're the Wrecking Crew. "Oh, the four of you are the Wrecking Crew. I gotta hand it to you, that was smart. But..." He trailed off as Black Widow dropped down as well as the Hulk.

Iron Man and Thor floated down as Captain America and Hawkeye followed on hoverbikes.

"I'm smarter." Naruto finished as the Crew gave up just as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents dropped down and arrested them.

Now.

Queens, Naruto's House.

Naruto walked down his steps putting on his costume shirt on and stopped by the window and crouched as May was walking out of her house with a large backpack on and wearing a tan button shirt, black fingerless gloves, and cargo shorts with hiking boots.

'Forgot she was leaving for the weekend.' Naruto thought before turning to walk through the kitchen and out to his shed and got on his motorcycle and drove off to patrol.

Once he got to the city, his bike beeped before looking down at the holo-dashboard and saw a large blue dot speeding across it as a map of New York came up under the gauges. "What the hell is that?" He asked before revving his bike and hit the thrusters before riding up a building.

He then saw something fly towards the old World's Fairgrounds.

He sped off the edge and his tires split as he flew and landed by the golden globe and saw the thing land near the New York State Pavilion before he drove to it and saw it was a metal space pod.

It suddenly deformed before the Hulk jumped out with a metal alien on him. The alien is beach ball sized and looks similar to a crab with for arms and three fingers.

"Shinobi!"

Naruto brought up his watch to see Fury. "A flying object just landed in the old World's Fair grounds, get there and report!"

"Already here, taking a picture of what landed." Naruto looked at it and his lens took a picture of the alien and sent it to S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Shinobi, positive ID as a Phalanx. Alien species, highly infectious. Don't let it touch you."

"Yeah, yeah."

"AAH!"

Looking back up, he saw the Hulk scream before grabbing the Phalanx and crush it on the ground. "You alright big guy?" Naruto asked jumping over to the Hulk.

Beep-Beep-Beep!

"Help… Hulk." Hulk said falling forward and passed out.

"(Sigh) Fury, the Phalanx threat is dealt with. I gotta get to Avengers Tower," Naruto said before turning the watch off and pressed a button on the side.

A few moments went by before a red and white jet landed by them as Naruto pushed his bike on board and had a tether wrap around Hulk's shoulder and pulled him in.

Avengers Tower, Med Bay.

A paler Hulk woke up to see bright lights in the large medical room before seeing Naruto with his mask off looking at a computer. "Where is Hulk?"

"Hey big guy, brought you to the Tower to help you out. Now just lay there while J.A.R.V.I.S. figures out what's wrong. Or until one of the others gets back and helps." Naruto replied before looking up. "J.A.R.V.I.S., could you scan Hulk over?"

"Certainly, sir." The A.I replied as Hulk was then scanned. "The Hulk seems to have something in his right shoulder."

"Can you remove it?"

"If it's not attached to anything that'll do permanent damage. I'll run a quick diagnostic on him and we'll know in a few minutes."

"OK, Hulk wait there until the scan's finished. I'll see if the others left any food before they left for the West Coast yesterday," Naruto replied turning to walk out.

"(ACHOO!)"

Naruto jumped as Hulk sneezed when he left the room and went to the kitchen before hearing J.A.R.V.I.S. "Mr. Uzumaki, the Hulk has left the medical room."

Naruto turned to see the Hulk walk in the kitchen, still pale looking. "Yeah, I guess he was hungry. Hulk I'm putting chicken and steak on the grill on the helipad, just rest, for now. J.A.R.V.I.S, did you find anything out?" Naruto replied as he created a clone and had him go to the grill outside and started to cook the food.

"The thing in him is a screw-shaped device pulling it out will result in injuring his shoulder."

"Damn, what's it doing?"

"It seems to just be scanning his blood and tissue, sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. replied getting Naruto to sigh.

"That's… somewhat good news. Maybe because it's alien, it's making him sick as well."

"Hulk's stomach hurt," Hulk said as Naruto's eyes widened before pulling him to the helipad on the other hall. Once getting out, a hole opened on the floor up showing a grate before Naruto turned just as Hulk threw up.

Naruto then turned around to see the device pop out of Hulk's shoulder before a metal clamp came down and took it in the ceiling before an alarm went off.

"Some ghastly aliens are headed here, sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. said to Naruto who looked to see the Hulk's color was coming back.

"Ready to smash, Hulk?"

"Hulk always ready to smash!" Hulk said before standing up and saw three Phalanx's flying to them. "HULK SMASH!" Hulk yelled out getting the aliens to flinch back from them.

"OK careful not to touch them, they could still infect you again," Naruto said pulling his mask over his head.

Hulk just grabbed the large grill that was by him and hit one Phalanx before slamming it down on another as the third one flew away.

"Let's follow that one," Naruto said turning to get the Quinjet.

Only to stop as Hulk grabbed him by the neck. "Yes!" He said and bounds after the alien.

"Waaiitt!"

Docks.

The Avengers stopped by a building and saw a large metal glowing mass inside before walking in. Naruto went through several hand signs and slammed his hands down having a dirt wall cover both doors the building had. Naruto then saw liquid metal pour out revealing Phalanx that's almost the size of Hulk with more muscular arms and green eyes.

"They have your eyes, that device must have been used to take your D.N.A. so they could evolve. They stole your strength!" Naruto said to Hulk who growled.

"No one steals Hulk's strength!" Hulk yelled before throwing several wooden boxes at the aliens having them break and turn to metal.

"Don't hit them with anything organic! Try metal!" Naruto yelled before picking up a 6' pipe that he used to stab one Phalanx as Hulk hit several with large pipes.

Naruto saw more being formed before hearing Hulk speak up. "Maybe Hulk body has things that kill virus."

"You mean antibodies? Sounds like Bruce is coming through. Okay, fingers crossed, Hulk, Smash!" Naruto yelled as Hulk attacked each one and jumped up and slammed into the mass destroying it. "Good job," Naruto said holding his fist out for a fist bump.

And winced as Hulk's fist bump pushed him back several feet.

A Week Later, Midtown High.

(A/N: everything, until Spider-Man gets to school, is canon and will be skipped.)

"You… brought him here?" Naruto asked Thor who was standing in front of him by the entrance of the school.

"Aye, with you and your team, as well as Son of Coul, I thought it was the best place to protect him," Thor said after explaining that Loki wants to get revenge on Spider-Man by turning him into a pig and passed him off as a boar for the yearly Asgardian boar hunt to eat back in Valhalla.

And then brought him to the school as he was forbidden to stop the hunt. "We'll have to wait until sunset for the hunt to be over."

"(Sigh) OK, I'll get everyone out," Naruto said before reaching in his pocket and pulled out a match that he lit and threw in the trash can before pulling the fire alarm. "Guys, Loki turned Peter into a pig with some Asgardians coming after him to hunt. We need to protect him until sundown when he'll be free."

They then started walking as everyone walked out before seeing Coulson. They explain the situation to him as they walked to his office, Naruto breaking off to change into his costume before catching up. Thor then had a portal open up before looking to Naruto. "Hold out your hand."

Raising an eyebrow under his mask, Naruto did that and a moment later, the Ax he used when going to Asgard several months ago flew into his hand with the strap wrapped around it. Naruto put the strap on before holding the ax and ran out as he heard things breaking.

Following the noise, he came across the team in their costume with Spider-Man who was a small anthropomorphic pig in his costume with an extra set of his costume eyes on his nose.

Looking to the left, he saw three men with three large white-furred wolves wearing gold armor.

The first man is muscular with a black goatee and is bald with black lightning bolts on both sides of his head He's wearing black and gold armor with a short handle black broadhead ax.

This is Skurge, the Executioner.

The next two looks to be twins with long red hair pulled into ponytails both wearing gold armor with knee-high boots and red pants, both have eye patches, one on the right eye and the other over his left.

One has a gold bow and the other a gold spear.

These two are Will and Woodin.

"Guys, get out of here!" Naruto said holding his ax as Thor spun Mjölnir. "Get to detention!" Naruto then threw his ax and hits the spear before pulling it back as the team left.

And so were the Asgardians as their wolves picked up Spider-Man's scent and left.

"That's not good," Naruto said putting his ax away.

"Indeed."

S.H.I.E.L.D. Heli-Carrier.

The sun started to set as the team stood in the main room of the Heli-Carrier. The Asgardians flew down as their wolves grew wings before Naruto dropped down with Thor and Coulson who has a large rifle.

"Aim for their soft spots!" Coulson said as the team minus Spider-Man ran out.

They attacked the Asgardians and their wolves. Naruto throwing his ax at Will and ice covered his shoulder before pulling it back to block a strike from Skurge. Green mist covered the area before Spider-Man swung down and attacked Skurge before jumping back and dodged his strikes.

The mist cleared showing Skurge was about to cut Spider-Man's head off before the sun went down as they heard a horn blow.

"No. It can't be. So soon?"

"The day ends. The battle is won." Thor said as Naruto put his ax in his holster.

"Congratulations to you, pig," Skurge said picking Spider-Man up as Will and Woodin walked over.

"You're not going to eat me?"

"Unfortunately, no. It was a glorious hunt, but the rarest of days. Today, the boar has won." Skurge replied putting Spider-Man down.

"No. no, no, no."

They looked to see Loki appeared by them. "This is madness. You had him. Strike him down."

"We hunters live by a code," Woodin said to Loki.

"You are the sorriest excuses for Asgardians I have ever seen. Finish the job!"

The three Asgardians stood in front of Spider-Man before Loki appeared by Spider-Man.

Only for Naruto's ax to be placed on his throat as Thor grabbed his brother. Spider-Man then turned back to normal before Skurge spoke.

"The boar, was a mortal?"

"Aye, my brother tricked you into doing his dirty work," Thor said before Loki appeared on one of the wolves and flew off with the Asgardians following on the other two.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781 nd Chaos-PSD.

Also, in case you didn't read this in the top A/N, I don't know when Naruto: Earth's Mightiest Ninja will be updated as I have writer's block.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.