Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.
A/N: Just a heads up, I'll be busy for the last week this month so for this week up to the 22nd I'm going to write a couple of Ch.'s ahead so I can upload this and my Ultimate Spider-Man story or update them several times for that week if I'm really busy.
Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.
Chapter XXII: Spies, Moles, and Kangaroos.
Last Time.
"What's the bathroom schedule?" Ava asked crossing her arms.
"We'll go for a few days without one to see how long each of you take. The longest will go last to preserve warm water. But you'll each wait 10 minutes after each other to allow for the water heater to warm the water again. OK?"
"You got cable?" Luke asked, arm still in a sling.
"Yeah, plus all three of the gaming consoles. Now go up and pick out a room. You can bunk if you want." Naruto finished as the teens walked to the stairs on the left of the door.
Osborn Penthouse.
Harry slept in his bed as Goblin was standing by him. He saw Venom coming out of his arm before placing his gloved hand near it. And had a clamp come out of the finger and picked a little of it out before pulling it back in the finger.
"Harry… You're not fit to wear this magnificent creature on your worthless hide. But I'll find someone who is." He said before walking out on the patio and jumped off onto his glider before flying away.
Now.
New York City, Two PM.
Shinobi landed on a building in Times Square overlooking a new S.H.I.E.L.D. test of their new L.M.D.'s or Life-Model Decoys who has the capability to photographically project an exact appearance of a person and could put up a good fight. And Naruto was chosen to overlook them to see if they could be used so he and his team could swap with them during school hours.
'Somehow I think the others got the better deal.' He thought as he watched the L.M.D. of Fury walking around for the test.
Suddenly a group of men surrounded the fake fury all wearing green full body suits with cows, yellow eyes, harnesses, gloves, and boots.
'HYDRA.' Naruto thought as he recognized the group he and the Avengers fought several times before.
HYDRA is a terrorist-criminal-paramilitary organization bent on world domination. It was founded in ancient times as a secret society centered around the fanatical worship of a powerful Inhuman that was exiled to the planet Maveth by ancient Inhumans. Ever since his banishment, the cult has been determined to bring him back to Earth to commence a planetary takeover.
Over the centuries, the cult evolved, taking many forms, with its most recent incarnation coming into existence shortly after the rise of Nazism in Germany by Johann Schmidt as the scientific branch of the Nazi Schutzstaffel. During this time, the cult took on the name HYDRA, which has become the organization's most colloquial label.
During World War II, Schmidt separated HYDRA from Nazi Germany to start his own conquest of the world. It is now an enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Naruto then dropped down as the fake Fury was shot in the back by a woman.
She is a tall and slender woman with long black hair, which covers the right side of her face. She's wearing a skin-tight green bodysuit leaving the top of her arms bare and two belts on her waist in an 'X' pattern.
This is Madame Hydra, HYDRA's current leader.
Naruto dropped down as she picked out a pin from the L.M.D. and put it in her wrist gauntlet. "I knew this was an android Fury. I was counting on it. Because I know that they have a self-destruct code key. And now Madame Hydra has one. At the touch of a button." She said pressing the button just as Naruto tackles her as a bunch of clones tied up her men.
He heard explosions over his earpiece before sighing and spoke. "Fury, maybe next time they should each have their own code." Naruto then pulled Madame Hydra up as police and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents came over.
Naruto yawned as he stretched before seeing a subway entrance. "Might as well turn in, I've been doing this since five this morning."
After changing out of his costume, Naruto got on the subway in a nearly empty car that has two Caucasian elderly ladies wearing business dresses.
One Caucasian pregnant woman with long black hair and glasses wearing a purple sweater over a black jacket, cargo pants, and tennis shoes muttering as she looked at her phone.
And one Caucasian man with brown dreadlocks, an eyebrow piercing and a purple tattoo on his neck. He's wearing a black beanie, black jacket, and jeans with tennis shoes.
Suddenly, the car shook as they were lifted up and pushed to the side. The lights went out before Naruto quickly changed into his costume and pulled out a blue glow stick.
"Everyone OK?"
"You hafta be kidding me. Did we just crash? For real?" The pregnant woman asked holding her stomach.
"Goodness. At least the damage doesn't look too bad." One elderly woman said.
"How can you tell? It's almost pitch black!" The other replied.
"OK stay calm, I'll get us out of here," Naruto said before taking a kunai and jabbed it at one of the free windows and got out.
He dropped the stick and started pulling the others out starting with the elderly women.
"I didn't know Shinobi worked for the subway."
"I don't."
"I guess if you did, you wouldn't have broken the window."
After getting them out, he helped the pregnant woman next.
"You gonna be alright, miss?" He asked.
"If I go into labor, I'll be sure to let you know." She said annoyed.
"Yo! You better not try to ditch us. Cuz, I just got outta prison, yo." The lone man of the group yelled as he dropped down.
"Yeah, yeah. Keep your dreadlocks on." Naruto said as they started walking, him noticing that the other cars were empty before coming up to a dead end. "Looks like we're going to have to go the other way." He finished before seeing an opening beside the tunnel. "Let's try this."
As soon as they walked in, a green light went on showing small mole-like people wearing loincloths
"(HISS!)"
"OK, let's back up before I deal with these mole people," Naruto said as he took several steps back before the mole people jumped. "RUN! I'll hold them off!" Naruto yelled before creating clones to help while the people ran.
He dashed forward before they came across another group with a short man stood in front of them wielding a wooden staff.
He has black hair, pale skin purple glasses and is wearing a green full bodysuit with a high collar and cape.
"I am ruler down here. I am power incarnate. I AM THE MOLE MAN!"
"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Naruto started laughing at Mole Man.
"Stop laughing."
"I can't! Your name is Mole Man!"
"Fool. When I conquer your world. Your kind will learn to respect and fear me." Mole Man yelled getting Naruto to stop laughing.
"So you dug that dead end?"
"No, he did." Mole Man said as a very large star-nosed mole came up before Naruto created a clone.
The clone created a large Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere) that hit the mole before he punched Mole Man knocking him out. Naruto then turned to see the people fighting the mole people before helping out and quickly finished.
"We saw you standing up to the guy and were inspired." One elderly woman said
"Plus we're New Yorkers. This thing comes naturally." The other said.
"Yo! The fellas in my book club are never gonna believe this!" The man said with a black eye as the pregnant woman dropped to the ground and groaned.
"Remember when I'd tell you if I went into labor?"
"You're joking?" Naruto asked as she groaned loudly.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!"
Later, after giving birth, Naruto got the group out and saw a group of reporters waiting on them taking pictures.
A Few Days Later, New York City Bank.
Naruto and White Tiger wrapped up a group of masked men trying to rob a bank before her watch rung.
"White Tiger here." She said looking down to see Fury.
"This is Fury. Spymaster is on the loose at Kimball Field! He's stolen an experimental mutant growth serum from Stark Industries."
"OK Tiger, let's go," Naruto said wrapping his arm around her waist and dashed out.
Kendall Field.
"Well. We're here. Which means that you won't be feeling me up anymore." Naruto said as he came to a stop in a large field with hot air balloons around.
"I-I wasn't feeling you up!" She said as she started to unwrap her arms around her leader.
"Really? I thought that was you when-!" He stopped as she extended her claws and gripped his shoulders. "OK, kidding!"
He looked around before shooting his grapnel at the closest balloon and pulled them both up to it.
"Don't mind us, just looking for a criminal," Naruto said to the lone man before seeing Spymaster.
He's wearing a black full bodysuit with a yellow belt that had an 'S' on the buckle, yellow from the face down and had a red globe with a knife on the chest.
"YO!"
Naruto yelled before jumping over to the balloon and punched Spymaster to the floor, knocking him out before picking up a canister and had the balloon descend.
"Did you really need me?" White Tiger asked before Naruto looked to her.
"Of course, the hero always needs a good looking female sidekick."
"I'm not a sidekick!"
A Few Days Later, Stark Expo.
Naruto and Mary Jane stood in a building in a section that was a holographic rain forest.
"I so can't believe we are stuck inside on the most gorgeous day of the year," M.J. whined looking outside to Central Park. "I mean, C'mon! Just look at Central Park, Naruto!"
A frog and bird flew through Naruto who looked back at the reporter. "You're a reporter M.J., not everything happens outside. Now come on, Tony's here."
The rain forest disappeared as the two walked to a stage were Tony stood in a business suit with two women in red dresses.
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to this year's Stark Expo!" Tony said over the speakers with a headset on. "Obviously you recognize my handsome face as Tony Stark. Hero to millions. I'm here presenting the latest from Stark Innovations… The Rhodes 4D-TV! A television embedded with the latest in Stark Enterprise patented 4-D technology."
"The Rhodes 4D-TV is a look into our future! A fully immersive Four Dimensional future! Don't just see the world… Experience it!" Tony finished as M.J took notes.
CRACK!
"DOWN!" Naruto yelled as lightning hit the stage.
"Look out!"
"Electro!"
Everyone looked up to see a man in the air, yellow electricity covering him.
Electro's wearing a green bodysuit with yellow gloves, boots, and a large 'X' on his chest styled in electricity bolts and a yellow electric star mask.
"Why waste your time with television, when you can have a truly ELECTRIFYING experience? Like the razor-sharp sensation of a thousand watts surging through you!"
"RUN!"
"GET OUT!"
"What's an electronics expo without a little-!"
Electro was then punched by Shinobi's rubber shirt as he and Iron Man came down from the ceiling.
"I-I give up!" Electro said before electricity covered his right hand as Naruto walked to him.
He then hit Iron Man having him shot Naruto with his repulsors, pushing both Naruto and Electro into his 4D-TV screen.
Inside the Television.
Naruto groaned as he shook his head and saw he was in a large city. "What? I thought we hit Tony's TV?" He asked before a bus-sized reptilian foot landed just barely missing him.
Naruto sighed as he slowly looked up. Piecing together what happened before seeing the large reptile destroying the city with spikes plates coming out of its backs. "(Sigh) At least it's not the '98 one." He said before turning and ran away.
And saw Electro with a bleeding hand.
"Ow, I cut my hand."
"RRRUUUU-" Naruto yelled before passing the villain. "-UUUUNNNN!"
"What the hell is that thing?! Where are we?!" Electro asked before running beside Naruto.
"That old Japan monster movie!"
"It's not the '98 one is it?"
"Nope, the design is different!" Naruto replied before they suddenly found themselves in a 20's vampire movie.
"What the hell?" Naruto asked before they were suddenly in a Western as Electro tried to attack and found themselves on a hill with creatures that had TV's in their stomachs.
"Oh (BLEEP) no!" Naruto yelled, before blinking as his curse was bleeped.
They then appeared in a room before the wall was broken down as a large glass pitcher of purple liquid bursts in holding a smaller pitcher. "OH-!"
"No!" Electro yelled cutting the drink mascot off having him slowly walk backward and back outside.
They then found themselves back in the expo before Iron Man caught Electro with his repulsors creating a bubble around Electro.
"What happened? Where'd you go?" Iron Man asked, faceplate lifting.
"In that TV."
"Fascinating… So you were transported into the shows? We need to brainstorm the-" Iron Man was then cut off by Naruto.
"Yeah, yeah. Later."
He then appeared out of costume beside Mary Jane before leaving to Central Park as the sun was setting.
The Next Day Museum.
"You're so uncultured!"
Mary Jane said to Naruto who was taking pictures for her in the new exhibit.
Naruto deadpanned as he looked at the fake skull with diamonds on it. "It's a skull with diamonds on it!"
"You can not be serious."
"G'Day, miss." A man said walking up in an Australian accent.
He's wearing a brown trench coat and red beanie.
"Maybe I can explain ta yer mate here the otherworldly beauty and profound meaning of the Dinkum masterpiece, How it plays with the concept of worth and identity and what have ya."
"Exactly!"
"Nice accent, where are you from?" Naruto asked.
"Australia, mate. In Sydney, they teach us to appreciate high achievements in creative expression. And women..." The man said putting his right arm around Mary Jane's shoulders.
"Seems like you're appreciating a little fast," Naruto said before hearing static from the man's hat.
"Quit yabbering Hamish! You show pony, grab the thingo already!" A man said in an Australian accent.
"Did your hat talk?" Naruto asked before grabbing Mary Jane and pulled her away as Hamish's hat fell off showing robotic kangaroo ears and a robotic kangaroo armor as he tore off his jacket.
Hamish then pushed Naruto towards the balcony revealing they're on the middle floor as he jumped to the skull on his robotic kangaroo legs.
"Sorry to smash and jump, New York! But the Kangaroo's gotta shoot through!"
Naruto fell off the floor and grabbed the bottom to swing to the floor and went into a room and changed costumes.
Shinobi jumped up to throw a bolas at the Kangaroo's feet having him jump up from the balcony towards the ceiling with Naruto following after before a second muscular man in a kangaroo armor jumped on Naruto.
"Call this stickybeak an ambo!" (1.)
"Watch the skull mate!" Kangaroo said to his brother Jack (2.)
"Damn it, me too!" Naruto yelled before they landed.
"You've come a guster this time, ya Galah!" Kangaroo said as Naruto looked at them.
"Either I got a concussion, or you're making words up!"
"What you've got is trouble, courtesy of the Kangaroo Brothers!" Jack said before Naruto ran past them, grabbing the skull.
"See ya!" Naruto yelled looking at the two before being punched by another kangaroo-themed man with long grey hair.
This is Old Man (3.)
Naruto fell down a floor and caught the skull before hearing a female voice behind him.
Looking back, he saw a woman with wild red hair with shoulder-length bangs also in a kangaroo-themed armor.
This is Jill. (4.)
"You a kangaroo brother also?"
"Kangaroo sister."
"And you're gonna hit me too?"
She then swung her tail at him. "Sorry, Mate. I bet you're a right cute bloke under that mask."
"Aw, that's sweet!" Naruto said as he was hit before kneeling to hold the skull.
"Aw, C'mon. Do a turn for a Sheila?" Jill asked as Naruto turned to look back at her.
"Sorry!" He then dashed with the Kangaroo Family chasing after him.
"Shinobi, look out!" Mary Jane said as Naruto past her and he was then tackled by two twin men in kangaroo armor with red hair
These two are Boomer and Buck (5.)
"Beauty, brothers. I got the Doovalacky." Boomer said before Naruto got up and swiped the skull.
Only for Jill to snatch it back.
"Good on ya, handsome!" She yelled sticking her tongue out.
"Thanks, but no thanks, lady!"
"Drop it, Yank." She said as Naruto dashed and grabbed the skull
"Take it! YANK!" He then jumped to the ceiling and sat cross-legged as the Kangaroo Family tried jumping up to catch him.
A few minutes went by before he dropped a kunai explosive tag.
BOOM!
And then dropped to tie the gang up as the cops ran in and took the family.
After the cops left, Naruto walked out of a room and was tackled in a hug by M.J. "Naruto! You're OK! I was so worried!"
"Yeah, I'm OK. Only got a shot of the end though." Naruto said holding up his camera.
"To make it up to me, you'll have to come to my next assignment." She said as they walked out of the hotel.
"Yeah, I don't think so."
"Pleeeeeease?" She asked wrapping her arms around his right one, eyes watering.
"(Sigh) OK."
Naruto's House, Night.
Naruto walked up the stairs and to his bathroom before knocking. "OK, I need in there!" He yelled before the door opened. "I had a long day and I..." He trailed off as he saw Ava in a white towel that showed her cleavage and barely came down past her waist.
"OK, all yours." She said as Naruto watched a drop of water fall off her nose and rolled down into her cleavage.
"Huh?" He asked before she walked out and down the hall into her room before closing the door.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.
1. While I won't write the accent for people (Ze for the or for Southern Accents Ah for I and Ma for my) I will write any lingo they would say.
2-3. For the Issue, they are just called the Kangaroo Brothers so I used names for male kangaroos.
4. Again, she was Kangaroo Sister and gave her a name for female kangaroos.
5 And again they were the Twins and gave them the names for male kangaroos.
They aren't up on the Wiki/Fandom site for whatever reason or I would put them in my profile.
A reason for the multiple storylines for this Ch. and the next... Two. Is because the OC storylines for the first set of the tie-in comics (They had '12-'13 for them) had two storylines for each issue that was only 8 pages long each.
This is the last 2 pages of issue 1-3 (Issue one was mostly how Peter ordered the birthday cake for Ben for the 1st episode but had to fight Shocker first. And them trying out the LMDs to see if the team could use them if business called while they were in school
OK, this was an issue for the tie-in comic for season 1. There are sets that take place for each season at least up to the 3rd season.
And in case you didn't read at the top, I'll be busy next week the 22nd-30th of this month (June) so I'll be using this week and write several chapters at a time and just upload a couple of times a week on that week.
(Maybe up to 3 times for each story in case I'm really busy) And I've already got the next Hero Rising Ch written out as for these monthly updates for that story I written the Ch right after uploading the previous in case something happened to make me busy for the last week as I will be.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.