Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.

A/N: OK, the good news is that I'm not busy this week but next week so I'll just write another Ch or 2 for this week to upload next week. I'll talk more down below.

Beta: Jebest4781, and Chaos-PSD.

Chapter XXIII: Who Doesn't Like Baseball and Pies?

Last Time.

"Yeah, I'm OK. Only got a shot of the end though." Naruto said holding up his camera.

"To make it up to me, you'll have to come to my next assignment." She said as they walked out of the hotel.

"Yeah, I don't think so."

"Pleeeeeease?" She asked wrapping her arms around his right one, eyes watering.

"OK."

Naruto's House, Night.

Naruto walked up the stairs and to his bathroom before knocking. "OK, I need in there!" He yelled before the door opened. "I had a long day and I..." He trailed off as he saw Ava in a white towel that showed her cleavage and barely came down past her waist.

"OK, all yours." She said as Naruto watched a drop of water fall off her nose and rolled down into her cleavage.

"Huh?" He asked before she walked out and down the hall into her room before closing the door.

Now.

Morning; New York, Yankee Stadium.

Naruto sat near the end of a row with the team watching a game of baseball.

"Really?" He asked looking towards the stairs as Fury was standing by him.

"What? Gotta look the part. It would be weird if Shinobi and his team were at a game that has the Boomerang on one of the teams." Naruto explained as the reason he's there was to capture the Boomerang, real name Fred Meyers.

"So I brought the others to unwind," Naruto said as the others cheered on the team before Fury sat down and brought an image of the team's pitcher who was Boomerang in disguise. He's a Caucasian man with shoulder length light brown hair before showing him in a purple costume with a silver boomerang on his forehead.

"OK, I'll get him." Naruto went into a restroom and quickly changed before walking in the locker room where Fred was sitting on a bench.

"I guess you got me," Fred said before explaining he wants a fresh start and will give up after the game.

"OK, but I'll be watching," Naruto said as Fred walked out before grabbing a bat.

Naruto walked to the door to the field and saw Fred holding the manager of his team with a sharp boomerang at the throat before walking up and hit him with the black baseball bat and knocked the villain out.

Up with the others, Naruto sat back down with an autographed black bat. The signatures in silver marker ink before finishing watching the game with his team.

A Few Days Later.

Shinobi landed beside his team as Batroc the Leaper and the Juggernaut after they stole something from a S.H.I.E.L.D. truck for the lab in their temporary base.

"Where'd they go?"

Spider-Man pointed to a street that had a parade going by. "Everyone split up," Naruto ordered as he and Tiger stayed. He looked to a ten-year-old girl with black hair and crouched down. "Excuse me, miss..."

"Katie."

"Katie, see any supervillains go by?"

"No, but one of the tuba players looks kinda like the Wizard."

"Thanks," Naruto said before White Tiger pointed to a float that looked like it was off the ground.

"I think they're there."

"I think you're right, Tiger."

Walking over, Juggernaut ran out followed by Batroc. Power Man and Iron Fist chased after Batroc who got on a fire truck before he kicked Iron Fist off and was then punched by Power Man into Nova who tackled him to the ground. Naruto then threw ninja wire at the Juggernaut with tags that exploded in green mist putting him to sleep.

Naruto landed beside Tiger as they saw a tuba player that did look like a bald Wizard.

"You know what I'm thinking about now?" Naruto asked his partner.

"That the tuba player does look like the Wizard?"

"Nope, that we should go home."

"Good plan."

Next Morning, Central Park.

Shinobi knocked out a man who was holding a wrecking ball on a chain. He's a bald Caucasian man wearing only jeans and work boots.

This is the Absorbing Man, real name Carl "Crusher" Creel, a supervillain that absorbs any material at will.

"Nice try. Almost broke a sweat there." Naruto said before walking to see Coulson running in a charity marathon before glue covered the road near the finish.

"Stop that Man! He has no idea what power he has!"

Naruto turned to see the Trapster holding a red gemstone as he covered a man in a black suit and top hat in glue. He then held the gem up and glowed red as Naruto landed by him and saw he gained black Juggernaut like armor.

"No one can stop the Juggernaut!"

"Really?" Naruto asked gaining his attention.

Naruto turned and ran to the marathon and jumped over the street as Trapster ran in his glue and fell down armor vanishing. And the gem appeared having Naruto pick it up as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents came over to them.

Midtown High.

Naruto was telling Coulson how he stopped a robbery in the morning before an alarm went off. He created a clone and jumped out of the window changing into his costume.

"Be right back!"

Manhattan.

Shinobi stopped on a lamppost and saw a large armored and spiked wheel rolling with a safe in claws.

"No one can top the Big Wheel!"

Naruto ran after the Big Wheel and saw the man in an armored suit driving it before the man shot heat-seeking missiles at the ninja. Naruto jumped over them and landed on the windshield and waved at the man. "Hello." Naruto jumped up in the air having the missiles hit the wheel.

BOOM!

And blew it up.

Later, Fury looked at a tablet with Shinobi before he spoke.

"You and your team have been on point the last few days."

"Nah, these villains have just been easy for us."

A Few Days Later.

"Stop that… that thing!"

Shinobi landed on a building and saw a large mass of leaves and dirt run out of a building holding a dream catcher.

Naruto then dropped down and threw a bench at the creature who yelled out in a deep voice as it dropped the dream catcher.

"I'll take that!"

"Huh?"

Naruto asked looking to his left and saw a woman flying with dark yellow skin wearing an orange over the shoulder top with orange shoulder high gloves and asymmetrical pattern. Her left leg pant is orange with a knee-high yellow boot while her right is yellow with an orange knee-high boot.

"Who-?!"

"Well, that's Spring, and I'm called Summer. And this Summer is gonna be a blast!" Summer yelled sending a gust of wind at the ninja before having a small lightning storm form above her right hand. Naruto ran, and grabbed a banner before running over and wrapped it around Summer.

Suddenly, ice had covered Naruto before he looked to see a person made of ice.

"Y-You must b-be Winter," Naruto said shivering from the cold.

"And I'm gonna squash you like a-!" Winter said in a male voice stopped as Naruto glowed red and the ice around him melted before breaking free.

Naruto punched Winter before seeing a floating African American man who's bald and wearing a pair of yellow visor with brown short and pants.

"You must be Autumn," Naruto said as the man floated to him.

"No, I'm Fall."

"What's the difference?" Naruto asked before Fall touched him and he fell to the ground hard.

"'Cause that's what I make things do."

"Noted."

Naruto kipped up before dodging attacks from the Four Seasons and then appeared behind Spring.

"Summer says you talk too much."

Naruto then grabbed Fall and threw him at Winter. "Winter thinks he's the leader!"

He then looked to Winter. "And what did you call Winter?! Winter, are you going to let him get away with that!" Naruto then appeared beside Summer. "Spring said that suit makes you look fat."

"She said what?"

"Spring is a she?"

"Yeah, so?" Spring said in a deep voice.

"Nothing," Naruto said as the Four Seasons fought against themselves before reaching for his watch. "Fury? Do you have an element-proof vehicle? If so send it to the museum."

Next Day, International Baking Expo.

"I can't believe that we're here at a baking expo. Why do I have to be here Naruto?"

Ava asked her leader/roommate as they walked inside a cooking expo.

"Well, Miss Ava Ayala, C-Student in Home Ec. You need extra credit to bring that grade up!"

"I get straight A's in every class. I'm an honor student but because I can't bake a cake, my grades suffer?" She asked miffed at doing this.

"Home Ec has a bad rap. It's not that much work and you can eat your schoolwork plus homework. It's actually one of the easiest school subjects. Mrs. Buonomo said to do a report on the expo or wash dishes at the nearest diner."

"Cream puff?"

A man asked holding a tray of muffins.

"OK, maybe it's not that bad," Ava said before everyone started running out of the building.

"That's right fools! RUN! RUN! IN FEAR FROM SIMPLE SIMON, THE PIE MAN!"

They saw a man in a green chef outfit with guns that looked similar to the Trapster shooting pies at everyone.

The two teens left and changed into their costumes.

Naruto ran and attacked Simon who explained he gained great pie making powers after a dishwashing accident At the restaurant he was working for.

"I switched into my costume for this?" White Tiger asked in a bored tone.

"Listen, Chef Boy-R-U-Dumb. If you got a power to make pies outta thin air, why choose to be a villain? Why not feed the world?"

"You think I didn't think of that?!" Simon yelled before hitting White Tiger with a pie.

Naruto lifted his mask over his nose and tasted the pie on Tiger.

And immediately threw it up. "Holy shit! That tasted like manure!"

"See?! That's my curse! I can create pies but they taste terrible!" Simon yelled before explaining he was going to teach every cook in the world a lesson before attacking the heroes who dodged his pies.

He then grabbed steak knives and threw them as well. Simon then ran out of the building before being punched by a clone that poofed as soon as Simon hit the ground.

"I guess you were right."

Naruto looked to see White Tiger walking out of the building. "Home Ec. can be exciting. Maybe it isn't so bad."

"Glad to hear you say that Tiger. But there is one part that isn't fun. The cleanup." Naruto said looking at the mess in the building.

Later That Night, Belvedere Castle.

Naruto wearing a backpack walked in the door of the castle and saw Coulson was inside.

"Why am I here?" Naruto asked as they took several steps in the hall.

"Second Unit to Central Casting, the talent's with me. We're ready for our closeup." Coulson said before they suddenly sunk in the floor revealing a hidden platform. "It's not much. Just a satellite station. But it gets the job done. You want to see something really amazing? Don't miss the paper-mache birds."

"This an outpost?" Naruto asked as they came to an underground base.

"No, Naruto, 'Satellite' refers to what it monitors, Spy satellites. HYDRA, A.I.M., most Mega-Crime organizations have their own orbiting networks. This unit MONITORS them. Runs their highly encrypted transmissions through a series of decoding rings." Coulson explains as they walked past several agents.

"Every so often we get lucky and save lives. That's why the Vice-President's still alive."

"You saved the Vice-President? Cool, I saved both him and the President." Naruto said before they went to a door where Coulson had his eyes scanned showing a room with a red crystal in it.

"This is what we needed help with."

Naruto looked to the crystal before Coulson used a laser pointer on it having the crystal glow. Naruto then tackled Coulson as the crystal shot a large beam back.

"That was ten-fold of the pointer's energy," Naruto said standing up. "This could save the energy problem."

Suddenly a man ran in saying a U.F.O was flying towards them.

Running outside they saw a rock creature walking out of a space ship towards them.

Naruto changed and picked up a tuning fork device before holding it to the creature whose language came up as English through the speaker.

"I am Gardoom! While traversing this quadrant my ship depleted its fuel. Just as my energy scanner detected energy emanating from a Power Crystal. I maneuvered my craft as best I could to the crystal location. My landing I admit left little to be desired. All I required is the temporary usage of the crystal channeling my bio-bursts through it will recharge my ship and I'll be on my way."

Gardoom explained as Coulson brought the crystal up and recharged his ship before he left.

"How'd you know he wasn't a threat?" Coulson asked Naruto who shrugged.

"I didn't. Just didn't want to take the chance of war if he was friendly." Naruto said with a shrug.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781, Chaos-PSD.

OK like I said above next week is when I'm busy so I'll upload my Hero Rising Next Gen on Friday and finish with a triple upload for this story on Saturday for the anniversary.

Also, I didn't talk about this last Ch to let people see it but The Avengers game was revealed at E3 and I'm excited about it. I know people are upset at the little-no gameplay shown and the design of the characters but from everyone I see that say they don't like them, they say that they wanted the MCU actors likeness but hey, I think Marvel is starting a Gaming Universe called the 'Gamer-verse' that they started using for the PS4 Spider-Man game tie in comic.

So, of course, they would change the likeness. Not sure if this will tie in with the Spider-Man game due to it being exclusive to the PS4. But they did say PS4 will get some exclusive stuff/first so if there is A Spider-Man in the game maybe PS4 users will get a skin for the game white spider costume.

A lot of people seem angry at that too, but I don't remember people being angry back last gen when Xbox got the deals/exclusive content/first to get them for a month. (For the few games I can remember Xbox getting exclusives/first for a month.) But I didn't keep up with gaming news that much back then.

And every DLC/expansion is free. Three of the V.A's from the current shows are in it. Travis Willingham as Thor, Laura Bailey as Black Widow and Troy Baker as Bruce but not Hawkeye/Loki. And hey, Nolan North as Tony.

And I haven't really played this type of game (Like Destiny) and would the Tom Clancy Division/Ghost Recon: Wildlands count but I"m still going to give at least a try. I never go with the E3 demos for how good/bad a game will be as they usually use very high-end PCs to show stuff off and use only one area of the game so they usually look better than when they come out. Or rush to put something out for E3

I'll see you on Friday with Hero Rising: Next Generation.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.