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Chapter XXIV: Interview with a Ninja.
Last Time.
Running outside they saw a rock creature walking out of a space ship towards them.
Naruto changed and picked up a tuning fork device before holding it to the creature whose language came up as English through the speaker.
"I am Gardoom! While traversing this quadrant my ship depleted its fuel. Just as my energy scanner detected energy emanating from a Power Crystal. I maneuvered my craft as best I could to the crystal location. My landing I admit left little to be desired. All I required is the temporary usage of the crystal channeling my bio-bursts through it will recharge my ship and I'll be on my way."
Gardoom explained as Coulson brought the crystal up and recharged his ship before he left.
"How'd you know he wasn't a threat?" Coulson asked Naruto who shrugged.
"I didn't. Just didn't want to take the chance of war if he was friendly." Naruto said with a shrug.
Now.
Midtown High, Sports Field.
Naruto watched Peter, Luke and Danny run laps around the track field due to being late for the gym after some superhero business that happened earlier in the day.
Crack!
Naruto turned to the old locker room that's been abandoned for years and saw multicolored lights flashing before jumping over the fence and ran to it.
His team stopped as they noticed the lights too before Naruto jumped to the tall window. Looking in, he saw a man working on L.M.D. knock offs before they turned into football athletes.
The man is wearing a green bodysuit with gloves. He has brown hair with the sides shaved off showing circuit line started talking to himself of replicating the L.M.D.'s and plan to use them to destroy S.H.I.E.L.D.
"And who would suspect it all being from an old high school building far from prying eyes? Only I, the Mad Thinker!" he yelled out before looking to see Naruto who waved and jumped back as soon as the L.M.D.'s ran through the brick wall.
"Guys, run! I'll handle them while you change!" Naruto said to his team as he weaved around the robots and dodged their attacks.
A few minutes went by before Spider-Man, Power Man, and Iron Fist ran out to help as Naruto ran to a dark alleyway and changed.
Running out, the teamed quick work of the robots before Naruto threw a robot head at the running Thinker and knocked him out.
The Next Morning.
"Maybe I should send you directions to here, Luke."
"Don't bother." Power Man yelled before jumping over a taxi cab. "I know where you two are Spidey, Shinobi. I'm tracking you two on the communicator."
"We can do that?! I mean, of course, we can do that. Anyway, we probably got this covered."
"Probably?!" Power Man asked bringing his watch up.
"Yeah, I mean pretty sure."
"Last time-!"
"Last time was a long time ago!" Spider-Man replied as Power Man ran down the street. "We all learned a lot since then." He said before being cut off.
"White Tiger, Shinobi?!"
"Yeah, we're here!" Tiger said as he heard the sound of her kicking someone.
"Tiger, wait, let's give the Spot a chance to explain first!" Naruto yelled out.
The Others.
Shinobi stood on a pile of cars as he watched White Tiger.
"Don't let her kill me!"
"Relax, I'll stop before I kill you!" Tiger said to the Spot who was on a car hood.
"That sounded really ominous!"
Naruto sighed remembering getting briefed by Fury in the temporary base in New Jersey.
(Flashback S.H.I.E.L.D. Temporary HQ.)
Give you one guess." Fury said showing them footage of large spots taking cars.
"Spot." Power Man said as Spider-Man nodded.
"Yep, definitely the Spot."
"Who?" White Tiger asked before all three spoke, "We'll explain along the way."
(Flashback End.)
And after finding Spot at a car dealership, the three teen heroes attacked before Spot split them up with Naruto, Spider-Man, and White Tiger ending up where the cars went.
Naruto watched as Spider-Man tried to help, only for Spot to create a spot and had his webs attach to White Tiger instead.
"Spot! Why are you doing this?!" Naruto asked running through a hole Spot created to run away.
"The 'Hole' story? I needed some money!"
"And stealing cars was the answer?" Naruto asked again.
"They're not people's cars, they're from dealerships!"
"Still stealing!" Tiger yelled chasing Spot through his holes.
"You know… I never thought about it that way." Spot said before White Tiger kicked him.
"You're a terrible criminal."
"She means you're terrible at being a criminal!" Naruto yelled as Tiger dived at the Spot.
And ending up tackling her leader as Spider-Man tried to shot webs at the Spot.
"I hate to disappoint after all you've done."
"Then give up!" Tiger yelled as she got up.
Spot walked in another hole as the three jumped at him.
"Damn it!" Naruto cursed as they collided with each other.
They ran outside and saw the Spot was knocked out with Power Man standing above him.
Two Days Later, Avengers Tower.
Shinobi walked in the main office where he saw Tony in the main lobby. Naruto took his mask off and looked at his teammate.
"OK, Tony, what did you need me for?"
"I just learned you got a full house Naruto."
"Yeah, I let my team stay with me at least until the Tri-Carrier's finished," Naruto replied as Black Widow walked in. "Now, why'd you call me here?"
"A present."
"A what?" Naruto asked before going down the hall with the two Avengers.
They stopped at a door which opened revealing a garage. And showed a black 1970 Dodge Challenger 440 6-pack. (1.)
"OK," Naruto asked walking over. "Thanks, but what's this for?"
"I knew you would need a car to get to school and over to Jersey if you're not near an entrance to S.H.I.E.L.D., this has been heavily modified by Natasha to be a spy car."
"Spy car?"
Widow then pulled out twin pistols and aimed it at the car as Naruto is on the other side.
"Natasha!"
BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG!
Naruto ducked as she took several shots having the bullet's bounce off the car. "Holy shit!" He exclaimed coming back up before Tony continued.
"The car has anti-pursuit counter-measures including rear oil slick release, rear caltrop release, bullet-proof body panels and windows, and a grappling hook in the front. It has a 440 V8 engine."
Tony opened the hood showing a purple air filter before closing it and had Naruto get in the driver seat. "6-speed manual transmission, and a top speed of 185 mph. Heavy duty suspension, non-flat tires. Now, press that red button."
Naruto looked to see a touchscreen radio with a blue, red, and green button under the screen. "It's not going to kill us is it?"
"No, but that reminds me, that's the button for the countermeasures. Press the blue button."
Naruto did that and showed a G.P.S. system. "You have G.P.S. and satellite communications." Tony finished as Widow got in the passenger seat.
"What are you doing?" Naruto asked as Black Widow smiled.
"Surely the person who borrows my car would want to give me a ride back to base, right?"
Naruto sighed at the guilt trip before starting the car and put it into gear before driving out.
A Week Later, New Jersey.
Shinobi rode his motorcycle before hearing a kid call him.
"Shinobi, help!"
Stopping by the sidewalk, Naruto saw kids dressed like the Avengers before seeing three boys with a toy bow and quiver.
"You called?"
"We shot our arrows on the roof and can't get them down."
"That's the emergency?" Naruto asked getting off his bike.
"Well, we can't climb up ourselves, we'd break our arms! We don't all have sticky fingers you know!"
"All right don't sass me!" Naruto said before running up to the roof of the building and jumped back down.
"Hey, Shinobi!"
Naruto looked up to see a fire engine drive by. "Welcome to Jersey!"
Naruto waved to the men before turning a corner to see several stores on fire or broken into before seeing an old man walking by on a cane and ran to him.
Naruto turned the man around, only to get punched with a rock hand. Naruto staggered back as the man turned into a muscular green alien with pointed ears and wearing a purple body suit that's black on the shoulders, and came down to the chest and around his waist, and black gloves and boots.
This is the Super-Skrull who has been genetically altered to possess all the powers of the Fantastic Four.
"(Sigh) Shit!" Naruto cursed as Super-Skrull's left arm stretched, gained rocks, and lit on fire.
"I should have known there would be others after the gem! Give it to me!" Super-Skrull yelled attacking Naruto.
"Gem? What gem?"
"Do not insult my intelligence! The Power Gem. The one missing from the Infinity Gauntlet! The one that would grant its user godlike powers!" Super-Skrull yelled out shooting fire at the ninja.
He then stretched his arm out as Naruto jumped back to dodge. "Whoever finds it will have extraordinary bargaining power. That is… if he can defend it from those that wish to take it away!"
"This is slightly above my pay grade!" Naruto yelled before Fire covered the lower portion of Super-Skrull before he flew over and grabbed Naruto and flew high in the air for several blocks.
"Clearly you are not up to the task. You were able to see through my shape-shifting abilities. But you'll never stop the collective abilities of the Super-Skrull!" He then threw Naruto to the ground and flew back to the block he was at before Naruto found him. "Begone!"
Naruto flew towards the ground and bounced off several times before hitting a police car.
"It's Shinobi!"
"You okay Shinobi?"
"Yeah, didn't expect for him to be flying," Naruto said before getting up and walked back to Super-Skrull, red chakra covering him.
"You lie!" Super-Skrull said holding a man up by the collar. "I have it on good authority that the gem is somewhere in this vicinity. If anyone would know it would be-OOF!" He was then punched by Naruto's chakra infused punch before Naruto disappeared.
Naruto reappeared and hit Super-Skrull again into the air before jumping up and kicked him to the ground.
"ENOUGH!"
"The Power Gem is too valuable to leave in your inferior hands… But your intrusion has complicated things. I must regroup. But I'll be back someday!" Super-Skrull yelled before disappearing in a flash of light.
After being thanked by the mayor, Naruto got back on his bike and drove down the street. 'I can still make it.'
Jersey City, Coles Academic High School.
A slender and petite teenage girl of Pakistani descent with medium brown skin, dark brown eyes and shoulder-length darker brown hair sat at a table outside of her school.
She's wearing a blue and white sweatshirt with a yellow lightning bolt, blue jeans, and brown sneakers.
This is Kamala Khan, a student of the school and the Avengers number one fan. (2.)
(A/N: Her earliest appearance from season 3 of Assemble.)
"Hello."
"AAH!" Kamala screamed dropping her book bag having papers fall out.
She looked to see Shinobi standing behind her before blinking. "Y-You came?!"
"Well yeah, you asked me too, right?"
"Oh, yeah. I just thought you'd be busy." She said looking down and started picking up her papers with Naruto helping.
"Not too busy for a fan." He said before picking up a stack of papers.
And missed Kamala checking him out.
"Oh, fanfic of the Avengers, huh?"
"AAH!" She tried to get the papers only for Naruto to turn around.
"Let's see, oh me and Widow, huh? Oh, that's a lime." He turned to the next page. "A lemon." Then went to the final page. "Wow, I think we'll need to create a new word for this one."
"I-I-Uh-!"
"Just messing with you, nothing like that here outside of you having me and Widow kiss through my mask. Now, I believe you wanted to interview me?" Naruto asked sitting down across from the teen.
"Oh, yes." She said bringing out a digital voice recorder. "I guess we'll start at the beginning. What did you do when you first got here? How did you get here?"
"Well, I got here through a portal after a battle. As to what I did when getting here… That's a long story."
"I've got time."
Naruto smiled under his mask at that. "OK."
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Jebest4781, Chaos-PSD.
1. It's the Car from the FX/FXX sow Archer season 3 Ep 7. I was thinking of a vehicle for Naruto to use to take the others to school and that episode came on so I decided to use it. If anyone wants me to put up a URL on my profile for a better picture, let me know.
2. Update, sorry, the 2 got erased when uplading here, for any that don't know what she looks like for this universe, her URL will be on my profile.
Thank you for an amazing year. Sorry, I haven't done this every time for all my stories, it's been because I or my betas get busy at the time until a few weeks after.
OK, I'll also try to do at least 1 or 2 updates for this and my Earth's Mightiest story as I'm going to be busy this week, hopefully, I can still write during the night and I may be able to do 3.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.