Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.

A/N: Sorry this is late, huge writer's block for this Ch as this is mostly O.C.

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

Chapter XXXV: House Party.

Last Time.

"Monica, or whatever your name is. You gotta stop this!" Naruto yelled, dropping down.

"Or what? You'll stop me?"

"That's the plan," Naruto replied as clones dropped down and subdued them before turning the machine off having the earthquake stop.

Later, Malibu Beach.

The Avengers relaxed on the beach as Naruto was walking down, he stopped as he heard Natasha.

"Could you put suntan lotion on my back?"

Blinking, he saw Natasha sitting on a towel in a black bikini with her hourglass logo on the crotch and on each breast before sighing and grabbed a bottle. "Sure."

She turned, undid the knot on her top and laid down as Naruto started rubbing the oil on her bareback. 'I swear she does this stuff on purpose.'

Now.

New York City, Night.

Shinobi flipped out of the way of a swipe from a man in an armored exoskeleton bear suit before kicking him in his face. "OK Grizzly, where's that picnic basket!"

"Hey!"

Naruto flipped over chunks of conceit before landing in a crouch.

"Need help?"

Looking back, he saw his team sans Spider-man behind him. "Pfft! No, it's just Grizzly." Naruto said turning before Grizzly grabbed his leg and spun around to throw Naruto into a water tower.

Dropping down, Naruto saw the others attack Grizzly before running over, jumped at Grizzly, and hit him with a punch that knocked Grizzly off the roof and into a dumpster as the police stopped.

"OK, Team, you wanna help?" Naruto asked as a helicopter flew to them and hovered above. "Team?"

After getting no reply, the ninja looked back to see his team was gone. "(Sigh) Of course."

Queens, Naruto's House.

Shinobi pulled his mask off as he walked in the door as the window blinds closed when doing so and looked around. "Thanks for the help guys!" He said walking to the door beside the staircase revealing White Tiger.

"You're back? Already?! That was fast!"

"Yeah, why?" Naruto asked before noticing she had a stack of books.

"Here, put away your books!" She said dropping them into Naruto's hands before lifting her mask up and gave him a quick kiss before turning to leave.

Smack!

And jumped slightly as Naruto smacked her on the ass.

"Oh, you're back!"

Looking over his shoulder, Naruto saw Nova waking down the stairs from the second floor. "Uh… Your rooms are a mess! Go and clean it up right away!" Nova said, pushing Naruto to the stairs.

"Since when the hell do you order me around?" Naruto asked as Nova then walked into the kitchen before turning to follow.

And had a trash bag thrown at him by Iron Fist. "trash duty. Thank you, friend." Iron Fist said before turning back to the kitchen.

"I'm not on trash duty this week!" Naruto yelled before Power Man then blocked his way into the kitchen. "Seriously, what the hell is up with you guys?"

"Nothing, I don't know what you're talking about."

"Uh-huh, sure," Naruto replied before seeing Nova answer his cell phone.

"Hey, M.J., no I can't talk right now because of that thing that we talked about."

"Why is she calling you on a Friday night?" Naruto asked before the doorbell rang.

Dropping the stuff in his hands, Naruto walked over and looked through the peephole and saw Flash as well as Mary Jane on his porch. "OK, what the hell is this?"

"Uh, surprise!" Power Man said as Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Did you think this through? You're not even out of costume before the kids arrived. If I didn't set up for the blinds to close automatically near sundown, they could have seen you in costume."

"It's not that bad!" Nova exclaimed, crossing his arms. "We could have said we were thinking of a costume party."

"And when they asked why you didn't tell them that?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow before they heard knocking on the door. "Just a sec! We're still reorganizing!" Naruto yelled at the door before turning to his Team. "Go change, I'll push the furniture back. We'll finish this later. Drop any of your costumes that'll fit in the laundry chute"

Walking and flying upstairs, Naruto created clones that pushed the furniture back as well as the tables to the walls as he took off his shirt and went to a laundry chute beside the kitchen door and dropped it in before seeing most of his team's costume drop down the chute. un-clipping his belt, Naruto took it off as well as his pouch, knife, and crossbow before dropping them in it as well.

Walking past the stairs, Naruto caught a black T-shirt and put it on before opening the door and had teens pile in. "OK, only two rules, first: Bedrooms and the laundry room in the basement are off limits! Second: No drinking, or doing any other drugs!" Naruto said as loud music started blasting from his surround sound speakers as M.J. walked in his kitchen with several grocery bags.

"What's that for?"

"Food for the party."

"I got food!" Naruto said as Mary Jane started cutting vegetables up.

"Did you know about the party to get it ready?"

"No, my roommates didn't tell me until you all knocked on the door," Naruto replied with a sigh before pulling out his cell phone. "I'll get some pizza."

While he was ordering pizza, his team came down in their civilian clothes before kissing Ava when she walked up to him.

"Aw, you two are so cute together," M.J. said as Naruto hung up and looked at her.

"Don't get all girly on me now!"

"I am a girl!"

"Well yeah, but you and Ava aren't like most girls."

Naruto, who was opening his mouth, quickly shut it as Sam spoke up. 'Wow, even I'm not that stupid.' He thought as both his girlfriend and Mary Jane turned their ire to the cosmic hero.

He then put his cell back in his pocket and pulled out his black wallet as he went to the door and waited while looking at the dancing teens. "Pizza's on the way while we also cook some stuff!"

Fifteen minutes later, Naruto paid for the ten pizzas with several bottles of soda before dropping several boxes on the table in the living room and walked to put the rest in the kitchen. Walking back out, he saw a flower vase was about to drop before diving to catch it having water get on his shirt. Standing up, Naruto then took the vase and put it in the closet as several girls swooned at seeing the shirt cling to him.

And then glare jealousy as Ava walked up to him for a quick kiss. A few minutes went by before a slow song came on, and Naruto pulled Ava to start dancing together.

"Didn't take you for a dancer," Ava said as they swayed.

"Could say the same for you, all I see you do is study," Naruto said back to her before speaking slowly. "And training."

"I learned from an online video." She replied as the song played.

If tomorrow never comes

Will she know how much I loved her

Did I try in every way

To show her every day

That she's my only one

"Mind if I cut in?"

Looking to the side, they saw Mary Jane standing before Ava took a step back. "Sure."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at that before he started dancing with M.J. "I'm surprised you can dance."

"You usually miss the dances the school has." Mary Jane said, reminding Naruto that most of the parties the school did he was usually called for the Avengers or a villain attacked the city.

'Yeah, that always sucked.' Naruto thought as the song ended before seeing other girls lining up to dance with him. 'This is gonna be a long night.' He thought and was thankful not very many slow songs played again as he didn't want to deal with a jealous Ava.

Several hours passed as Naruto made sure the teens stayed either in the living room, kitchen and in the basement without going in the laundry room before each teen left for the night. When the last guest left, Naruto and his team/roommates stood out on the porch before a large black van pulled up and the door opened revealing Coulson.

"Coulson?" Naruto asked as the undercover S.H.I.E.L.D. agent looked to the others.

"You guys ready to go?" Coulson asked the group as Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"What's he talking about?"

"Didn't they tell you?" Coulson asked the ninja.

"No, tell me what?"

"The Heli-Carrier's fully operational. Fury gave the order, your team's schedule to move back to HQ. Today."

"We were going to tell you," Danny said as Naruto turned to him. "The party was for you."

"You know, to say thanks." Luke continued before Ava walked up.

"For taking us in." She handed him a team picture of them out of costume as well as May in a frame. "It's what I was working on in your office the past couple of days."

"And the cake was the reason we kept you out of the kitchen."

"(Sigh) OK, how's about one more night, just us." Naruto offered before the others walked back in for their last night in Naruto's house.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

OK, as you can see we decided on canon the Team leaves for the new H.Q. I saw some flak on them being at the house/a focus on their regular lives rather than just staying heroes like the original Teen Titans show... But yeah, this is Marvel, they're the ones that started/popularize the having a sucky life because they're a hero. I mean hell until they started doing that the most heroes had to deal with was leaving a date/party early... To my knowledge anyway.

And for the most part, I think is still the case as I don't remember the last time D.C. did the having a crap regular life problem. Now I did like that as to me, heroes trying to live a normal life is more interesting. In fact, that's what YJ did. I read somewhere they weren't trying for a full-on superhero show but a teen drama/teens trying to live their lives/go through milestones who happen to be/also have to deal with being superheroes.

And I was a little let down when the others left after only 9 episodes as again, I find them trying to live normal lives that keep getting uprooted due to a villain more interesting.

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.