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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
Both Sakura and Shikamaru's attention then turned to Naruto. They sweat dropped anime style. This was definitely going to be a long day...
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Outside:
"This is so troublesome, how are we gonna wake this idiot up?" asked Shikamaru in the laziest, lazy, tone ever.
"Don't worry, I'm an EXPERT at this!" exclaimed Sakura, emphasizing the word 'expert', and at the same time giving him the thumbs up, Gai-sensei style.
Shikamaru shivered, in utter fear, and said in the calmest voice he could muster, "Don't you ever, EVER, do that again... I'm serious! Don't you even think about it, no, don't you even DARE, do that again… ever."
"But that's what EXPERTS do!" she whined, while flashing him a smile, Lee style.
"AHHH! IDIOT! MY EYES! DON'T YOU EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Shikamaru stopped screaming, when he realized he was acting like a total lunatic. He coughed, lamely. "Ahem, sorry about that… I'm gonna regret asking this, but why are you an EXPERT in something as lame, and troublesome as this?" asked Shikamaru, as he countinued to secretly cringe in fear, from the smile that nearly made him blind.
"Sorry about that… well, to answer your question. On Halloween, I was dressed as a wizard! The awesome movie: 'The revolution of wizards shall spread! And then, Harry Potter shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here.' Inspired me to be a wizard for Halloween! ... It was such and awesome movie though! The part where-"
Shikamaru coughed, once more, and interrupted her insane speech on 'wizards'.
"Um, you're going of topic…" he said.
Sakura blushed. "Sorry… Okay, as I was saying before I almost lost my mind, I entered his house dressed as a 'Kick-ass' wizard and then…"
"Let me guess, he fainted didn't he?" asked Shikamaru.
"Well, not exactly. He ran around the house for approximately 25 times, squealed like a girl, begged the candy he threatened for forgiveness, and then fainted.''
Shikamaru sweat dropped. "Guess the candy never forgave him... OR it was EXPIRED! Now, how are we going to wake him up?'' asked Shikamaru, once more.
"For someone with an IQ of over 200, you're pretty slow..." began Sakura.
"I am not slow! I passed Asuma-sensei's very, VERY DIFFICULT TEST!" he yelled, lamely. Shikamaru then began relishing when Asuma acknowledged him, as a true genius...
Flashback:
"I must admit, you've done well passing my difficult tests so far, Shikamaru. It's not everyday I find a student who is able to survive my two DIFFICULT tests. Cleaning my garage and mowing my lawn, who would've thought anyone could actually do that!" said Asuma, still bewildered.
"I'm honored sensei! What is the final test that will determine my IQ sensei?'' asked boy, eagerly.
"It's too horrible! No one has ever passed it!" said Asuma, dramatically.
"You said that for the first two tests…"
SILENCE
"You're ruining the mood, Shikamaru, now let's try this again!"
"It's too horrible! No one has ever passed it!" said Asuma dramatically, AGAIN.
"I MUST PROVE TO THE STUDENTS, I AM NOT SLOW!" yelled Shikamaru, confidently.
"Okay, that was better! Now don't sue me if you suffer extreme injuries from bullies...The final test is...you must wear..."
DRAMATIC PAUSE
"A pink frilly dress"
Shikamaru froze.
"A pink frilly dress..."
"A pink frilly dress..."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Shikamaru, who began pulling his hair in horror.
"Kankuro, will you stop doing the echoes? It's turning Shikamaru into a psychotic maniac… no, really… it really is…''
''Aww man, but it makes it more dramatic! One last time?'' begged Kankuro.
Asuma sighed inwardly, "Alright"
"Pink frilly dress'' whispered Kankuro.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Shikamaru, in fear.
"My work here is done!'' said Kankuro, proudly as he disappeared to some unknown place.
"So, Shikamaru are you going to back out?'' asked Asuma.
"NEVERRRRRRR!" yelled Shikamaru defiantly.
"Okay!" said Asuma.
He pulled a pink frilly dress from his bag, and handed it to the lazy student.
"Why do you have a pink frilly dress, in your bag?" asked Shikamaru curiously.
"ALRIGHT WISE-GUY! If you keep this 'uber' secret I will spread a rumour to the staff and students that you are one smart GENIUS and I, myself, shall acknowledge you as a true genius, with an IQ of over 200! NOW, DEAL OR NO DEAL?" Asuma, read from his flashcard, which he had pulled out from no where.
"DEAL!" yelled Shikamaru.
Yup, that was the story of how Shikamaru was acknowledged as a true genius... without doing anything... how lame... Great time killer though!
End of flashback
Outside again:
"Shikamaru?" asked Sakura in a concerned tone.
Shikamaru held his head and responded, "Yeah, what?"
"Are you okay?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah, why?" asked Shikamaru, scratching the back of his head, nervously.
"You've been muttering pink frilly dress, for the past minutes..."
''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''
Sakura sweat dropped.
"Um... Shikamaru... what was that about?" she asked the lazy man beside her.
"Hahaha sorry about that… blame it on my doctor, I think he gave me the wrong medication again. Hey! Now I remember! That's also, another reason why I got a restraining order against him! Now, about Naruto… how are we going to wake him up again?"
"FREE RAMEN!" shouted Sakura.
"Like that's going to work." muttered Shikamaru.
"WHAT! WHERE?" yelled Naruto, who was up on his feet again.
"Ahh well, first time for everything." muttered Shikamaru, who was secretly really, REALLY, angry that he was wrong, for the second time in a row.
"In the school" replied Sakura, ignoring the unmotivated teen's comment. In an instant the blonde rushed towards the school. He disappeared, but not before leaving a trail of smoke behind him.
"And he called me a wizard... He definitely suffers psychosis..." said Shikamaru, who was intensely freaked out.
Sakura sighed as she shook her head in shame. "I can't believe he still falls for that..." she thought. "Well, I better check on Naruto, to make sure he doesn't ruin the whole school, see you later, Shikamaru!" Sakura began walking, but suddenly a hand grabbed her wrist, roughly, and turned her around.
"I-is something wrong Shikamaru?" asked Sakura, slightly worried. He had this serious expression and it was really, really freaking her out... he looked like he was the one that was suffering from psychosis now.
"Sakura I..." said Shikamaru in a serious, yet worried tone.
There was a pause for what seemed like an eternity.
"Sakura I..."
"Yes..." replied Sakura in a slightly annoyed.
"Sakura I..."
The guy, who Shikamaru bumped into earlier, threw a rock at his head. "That's for making me choke on my gum, freak!" screamed the guy.
"Ow… that hurt… Uhh… Sakura I..."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!"
Apparently, Shikamaru took her advice because he shouted, rather loudly, "SAKURA, I DESPISE YOUR UNADULTERATED FOOTWARE!" Everyone in the entire school heard them, and all eyes were staring at them as if they were KICK-ASS ninjas, or something.
"Wow, thanks for the constructional criticism which-I-never-asked-for Shikamaru..." said Sakura. Her eye unnoticeably twitching, from his sudden, random, out burst.
"No problem, that's what comrades are for!'' he said, before walking away, leaving Sakura to talk to herself.
"For a second there, I though he'd say I love you..." thought Sakura.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DISSED OUR SHOES!" cried her Inner self, in self-remorse.
"Not you again... Mr.Stalker…"
"Yes, it's me again, and I told you already, I am not a stalker! I can't believe you let him get away with it…"
"First of all, he's my friend, I wouldn't want to send him to the hospital, at least not this month and second of all, I agree with you about the shoe thing… creepy, I'm agreeing with you!"
"Yeah, who would have thought we'd get fashion advice from Shikamaru..."
-PAUSE-
"So, why wouldn't you want Shikamaru, to be sent to the hospital this month?" Her INNER SELF inquired, curiously.
"Four words: Gai-sensei, hospital, volunteer, torture."
-SILENCE-
Those four words would scare anyone...
In the school:
Sakura entered the school. She searched the locker areas then the classrooms. She then noticed water or should she say tears coming from the janitor's closet. As she approached it she heard someone sobbing. She turned the knob and opened the door.
Inside she saw Naruto crying (anime style) in a corner.
''What's wrong Naruto? You look like you've been forced to do laps, around the entire city with Gai-sensei.''
"A...Al...All...t...th...the...r...ra...ram...rame...ramen...w...wa...was...s...so...sol...Sold...o...ou...out!" Naruto stuttered out.
''Can you repeat that?'' asked Sakura, who was having a major headache.
''All the ramen was sold! It was sold out! I was too late Sakura! Too late! And hey, I was forced to run around the entire city with Gai-sensei, yesterday!'' he said dramatically. He then pretended to faint.
''Don't worry; I guess I could treat you and the others to ramen after school...''
"Yay thank you Sakura!'' he screamed, like a girl as he gave her a quick hug.
"Hey Naruto. Why did you hide in the janitor's closet?" Sakura asked, curiously.
''I'll tell you the whole story, from the beginning. It all started when I was going to hide in the classroom, but then I thought about Shikamaru and how he could find me easily using his wizard magic. Then I remembered this movie I watched. I think it was called: 'The revolution of wizards shall spread! And then, Harry Potter shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here.'"
Sakura gasped in shock. "You watched that movie?" she asked.
Naruto nodded. "It was AWESOME!"
"Hell yeah! 'The revolution of wizards shall spread! And then, Harry Potter shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here, is the best movie ever! The sequel 'The revolution of poets shall spread! And then, Shakespeare shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here' will probably be better, though!"
"Yeah! Anyways, remember the scene where they say how wizards are allergic to closets. So, that's why I hid here! Also, there was a mop in there that listened to my problems! Now, that's what I call free therapy!''
He then flashed a goofy grin. "Well, I better go tell the others about the ramen meeting after school see you later Sakura'' he then he ran to tell the others about the exciting news.
Exciting to him, but not Sakura who's going to be broke...
In class:
It was pure luck, and chance, Sakura and her friends had first period together. She didn't know how it happened, but she didn't pursue the question, knowing something bad would come out of it.
''Hey Shikamaru!'' whispered Ino, but to Shikamaru, it sounded like she was screaming.
''Yeah, what is it Ino?''
"Did you notice the teacher isn't here, yet?'' she asked.
"No, it's too troublesome to notice." he replied.
"Hey! Shikamaru!"
"Yeah, what is it Ino?"
"Why is your name so long?"
"I don't know it's too troublesome to find out, check the dictionary." he replied.
"Okay, then from now on I'll call you Shika!"
"Shika?" he asked, giving her a weird look.
"Yup, that's going to be your nickname from now on!"
"It sounds… girly." He began, but he was interrupted by Ino.
"Hey Shika!" whispered Ino for the third time after 1.5 seconds.
"Yeah, what is it Ino?"
"Do you find me… troublesome?'' Shikamaru stared wide-eyed, at his classmate, slightly surprised at the unexpected question.
"If you don't wear pink frilly dresses then no... It's actually nice having you around.'' he replied, giving her a genuine smile.
"Thanks." she whispered, giving him a smile too. Both of them looked away from each other and countinued doing their own thing: Shikamaru sleeping, and Ino, talking.
The classroom:
Tenten and Neji, who were seated beside each other, stared at the couple from a distance.
"Aww isn't that cute?" asked Tenten.
"Sure, if you like that kind of mushy soap-opera stuff… Not that I watch Soap-operas!" protested Neji.
"Whoa… you're really jumpy… and you know, you should lighten up once and a while, and get a girlfriend while you're at It." she said, sarcastically.
Neji was about to retort when suddenly, there was a bunch of smoke and suddenly, a silver-haired young man appeared.
TA-DA!
He wore a mask which covered his face it was made with some sort of navy-blue, black fabric. He wore a Konoha headband (only for teachers!) that covered his left eye.
"Sorry I'm late class, but I have a life! I mean… uh… I got lost on the road of life!" said the man
Naruto stood up from his seat, and pointed at the man. "That's a lie, you wizard!" Naruto yelled.
"SHUT UP!" yelled the man, everyone turned silent.
"I am your fabulous teacher for this period."
No one dared to argue.
He then looked at his watch, which was also fabulous.
"Okay class I believe it's time to introduce ourselves and by the way I'm Kakashi Hatake. You with the blond hair and funny face, you can go first."
"Hey! Who do you think you are, calling me funny face? You funny face! Well anyways I'm Naruto Uzumaki the smartest person ever! I like ramen, more ramen, threatening candy, and listening to music... BELIEVE IT!'' Naruto then tried doing the evil laugh again and yes, he started coughing again.
Kakashi and every one sweat dropped.
"Ohh I believe it alright, you little freak.'' thought Kakashi inwardly. "Okay then, what kinds of music do you like?" asked Kakashi.
He soon regret asking it when Naruto jumped on a near by desk, and shouted, "Arthur!" Naruto then started to sing, "Having fun isn't hard when you got a library card! Having fun isn't hard when you got a library card!"
A shoe suddenly hit Naruto's head, making him fall off the desk, unconscious.
"Poor Naruto! I hope he's okay..." thought Hinata, as she watched the shoe hit Naruto's head, and gracefully landed on the ground, with a soft ''THUD''
"Kakashi-sensei!'' yelled a random kid in the back, "Can I get my shoe back?"
"Yes, you can, Jonny…" said Kakashi.
"Hey! My name's not Jonny! It's George!" the random kid shouted, grumpily, as he made his way to the front to retrieve his shoe.
Kakashi ignored the boy, and watched Naruto, slowly gain consciousness again. "You don't even have a library card, punk, only I have one! MU HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ahem, let's continue..." said Kakashi, lamely, as he began coughing.
He soon stopped, when the door opened, revealing the principal, Tsunade, and a dark-haired teen.
"Hello Kakashi" said Tsunade. ''This is Sasuke he'll be joining this class."
She stared at the half unconscious Naruto.
"What is he teaching them? Self defense?" she thought. "I'll leave Sasuke in your hands now Kakashi" she said, with uncertainty in her voice.
"Okay, thanks for the update." he replied. When Tsunade left the classroom, Kakashi took out a meter stick, (out of no where...) and slammed it against his desk, to get the attention of his idiotic students.
"Attention maggots! I mean Attention class, we have new student!" he practically, yelled.
Sakura, who was taking a short nap, raised her head only to lock eyes with the same man she saw before. It was the guy who couldn't tell green, apart from red.
Onyx eyes met green and green eyes met onyx.
The young dark-haired teen named Sasuke, smirked.
"Nice to meet you again, Haruno Sakura."
One word went through her clouded mind...
"DAMN..."
A/N: I'm off to re-write chapter three, now. Hope you liked.
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"So basically Hinata, to get Naruto to notice you, you'll have to hate him, and at the same time, beat the hell out of him."
"Okay Sakura, I'll, uh, give it a try..."