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A/N: Sorry the updates have been slow, hit a bit of burnout... And again a lot more time at home has me wanting to do anything but sit at the computer.

Remember to vote if you haven't as when I get to Ep 10 of EMH if there's no big gap for the #1 place I'll do another poll!

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

Chapter XXXVIII: Impossible.

Last Time.

Turning, Mesmero was punched and had his nose broken before Naruto grabbed his arm and punched his nose several times. "Turn them back!"

"OK, OK!"

S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and Fury landed as Naruto knocked Mesmero out after switching Spider-Man and the Hulk back.

"All I want to do is help people," Hulk said clearly as the agents aimed their weapons at him. "Everywhere I go, everyone hates me."

"Not everyone Hulk," Naruto said as he and Spider-Man walked up. "There's also the Avengers too."

"Thanks, Shinobi. You're a good friend, but I need to figure this out alone. I need to go." Hulk then bounds away as Fury brings his watch up.

"Wait, Nick! He was speaking in full sentences, even called me by my name instead of Ninja Man. Never said Hulk but 'I'. Maybe that mind thing worked… Besides, hasn't he been through enough?"

Nick sighed before speaking. "Keep an eye on Hulk but do not engage unless you hear from me directly." He then started walking away. "Let's go."

Now.

New York City, Morning.

The Avengers minus the Hulk is fighting the Wrecking Crew in the streets. Naruto flipped over Thunderball as he threw his wrecking ball as Falcon helped get civilians out of the way. Quickly turning, Naruto hit him with a Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere.) hitting him over to an armored van. Looking over, Naruto saw the others defeat the Crew before putting them in the van and locked it up.

They were swarmed by civilians before hearing another voice.

"Who would I be talking to, those extras?"

Looking back, Naruto saw a small green goblin-like alien wearing purple tights and a red director's hat talking to Falcon.

"… What the hell…?" Naruto asked before the alien snapped his fingers and had a camera appear in his hands.

"Although, I do have a few notes. Bow Man, go humble. Ninja, get into the screen more. Can Man, Thunder Boy, two words: Background! Widow, perfect! Now, give me less! This is all about Falcon people!" He said moving the camera over each member before stopping on Falcon. "Take two!"

Snapping his fingers, the alien appeared at the van letting the Wrecking Crew out before Naruto found himself as well as the others minus Falcon put into a large birdcage. They tried to break the cage only for nothing to happen.

"patience, wait for the director's cue."

"Iron Man, who or what are we dealing with?" Captain asked Iron Man to scan the alien. "Impossible Man, S.H.I.E.L.D. threat rating is at a... 10?"

"OOH! A 10?! They like me. They really like me!" Impossible Man exclaimed as Falcon struggled against the Crew.

"Let them go! I can't handle Wrecker, Bulldozer, and Thunderball on my own!"

"You have too!" Impossible Man yelled out as Falcon was flying around.

He dropped down between Wrecker and Thunderball before jumping up as Thunderball threw his ball and hit Wrecker. Naruto pulled an explosive tagged kunai and threw it at Impossible Man's feet, having it explode and making the birdcage disappear.

BOOM!

Impossible Man just stood up and created a squeegee to clean his wounds off. Hawkeye then shot an arrow only for a target to appear before disappearing. Thor then threw Mjölnir only for the Impossible Man to make his hand into a hammer before deflecting Mjölnir.

Iron Man then shot his Uni-beam only for nothing to happen before turning to film Falcon who was putting the Wrecking Crew back in the van. He turned as the Avengers rushed him before seeing Mjölnir flying towards him before snapping his fingers.

(Snap!)

"What wizardry?!"

Mjölnir suddenly hit Naruto in the back. "Calm down! There's plenty for you all to do during the invasion!"

"Did he say invasion?" Cap asked before Naruto dropped down on Impossible Man destroying his camera.

"My camera! No!"

Avengers Tower.

The Avengers stood around Impossible Man on a stool before Iron Man spoke. "What is your mission, here on Earth?"

"I am filming the man who'll become your planet's greatest hero!"

Hawkeye pointed to Falcon at that. "And you picked Falcon?"

"I did stop the Wrecking Crew… Though still not sure how."

"You said something about an invasion heading to Earth?" Cap said from behind the alien. "More of your kind?"

"Oh please, there's no one else like me in the whole universe! Impossible Man said with a smile.

"The invasion is a misdirect." Widow said, hands on her hips. "He released the Wrecking Crew. He's the threat!"

"Not true! I just can't reveal too much or wreck the Falcon's dramatic ending!"

"Talk, or we'll show you a dramatic ending," Thor said before Impossible Man disappeared.

"Where'd he go?!"

"Teleporters? I hate teleporters!"

"Finding him now will be impossible." Widow sighed before Iron Man's uni-beam lit up as a screen with Impossible Man's face on it. "What?"

"Did someone say Impossible?"

Suddenly, he was replaced with a trailer for a stormy beach. And had Attuma pop out who was confused before fighting the Avengers sending them into the living room. Naruto then found himself in the hallway in front of a room for him when staying in the tower. Looking to the window, he saw the Midgard Serpent coiling around the tower before opening his room to get his ax.

"(HISS!)"

"Son of a bitch!"

And closed it as vampires were inside. Reaching to the left side of his belt, he unsealed a pair of silver kunai before flipping them to hold reverse grip as the door started breaking. As soon as it broke, Naruto ran towards the vampires and started slashing them. He was then grabbed from behind before stabbing the creature in the eye, having it disintegrate before more followed as Widow ran around the corner.

Helping out, they got most of them before Widow was tackled into the window and fell through it.

"Natasha!"

Naruto dived out of the window, and fell after Black Widow before grabbing her and shooting his grapnel and snapped into another window several floors down. Crashing into the room, they rolled until stopping to where Widow was on top of Naruto.

"(Groan!) Are you alright?" Naruto asked as she smiled before leaning to where their lips almost touched.

"I am now." Pulling back up, Naruto sat up before looking at her.

"What was that about?"

"Later."

"Looks like someone wants it. You need to tell Ava about the C.R.A you were put in."

"Later."

They walked to see the others talking to Impossible Man on a couch where they figured out the aliens who were coming to Earth were after him instead due to not liking he was filming a documentary about them.

"And why should we stop them from getting you?" Hawkeye asked as Impossible Man shrugged.

"If they still get me, they'll still attack your planet." He said before appearing by a button and hit it. The doors opened with him on a larger camera as Chitauri came out of a portal.

"Is that Chitauri?!"

"Afraid so!"

Flying or getting on hoverbikes, the Avengers started attacking a group on their own before destroying the Chitauri's bikes or hitting them off. Naruto noticed Falcon convince Impossible Man to help out by making him an Avenger and to be the 'Star' of the movie before transforming into a large missile and flew to the portal and took the remaining Chitauri with him.

A few minutes later, Impossible Man appeared to get his camera before waving and disappeared again.

"… Shawarma?" Naruto asked the others who shrugged.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Tri-Carrier.

Shinobi and White Tiger were in a room as Naruto wanted to talk to her. "What's this about?"

"Remember that letter I got from Tsunade a while ago?"

"Yes." She replied as Naruto took a breath.

"We've got a lot to talk about," Naruto said before seeing Widow at the door before walking in and closing it.

A Few Days Later.

Naruto talked to Ava on what Tsunade told him on needing to be in the C.R.A. or Clan Restoration Act in needing to restore the Uzumaki Clan as he was the last known male Uzumaki alive. And that he would need multiple women to be with to revive it. Ava, not liking the idea of sharing Naruto, did agree to it due to knowing Naruto needed to revive his family.

Natasha then jumped in saying she wanted to throw her hat in the ring to start dating Naruto after she started to gain feelings for him after the missions they were on and him saving her or putting her first multiple times in other scenarios.

So here they are on a date sitting outside a restaurant, Naruto wearing blue jeans and a black shirt.

And Natasha wearing tight black jeans with knee-high boots and a red top that showed her cleavage and hard abs from her intense training.

"I've really enjoyed today." She said, picking up her sundae in a glass cup and ate a bite with the cherry.

"So have I," Naruto replied, taking a sip of his drink before stopping as she showed him the cherry stem was in a knot.

He took a calming breath from the teasing. "How's it feel to have a normal day?"

"It feels great." She said leaning forward flashing him her bra as her shirt fell forward.

She then kissed him before hearing an alarm go off on her hip. "… You... gonna... get that?" Naruto asked through the multiple kisses.

"I know what it's for, the TV screen in the window. Beetle's broke out of prison. But, it's… Nothing Captain America can't handle." She smirked as he raised an eyebrow.

"… Right." Naruto said before looking at the door.

"Check please!/Check please!"

They then ran to an alley and quickly got changed.

"So much for a normal date!" Shinobi said as they drove on his bike.

"But we're not normal people Shinobi… We're Avengers!" Widow said, hugging his stomach as Naruto sped down the road.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

Sorry, the updates have been slow, hit a bit of burnout... And again a lot more time at home has me wanting to do anything but sit at the computer.

Remember to vote if you haven't as when I get to Ep 10 of EMH if there's no big gap for the #1 place I'll do another poll!

Nothing else to say.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.