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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Okay, thanks for the update." he replied. When Tsunade left the classroom, Kakashi took out a meter stick, (out of no where...) and slammed it against his desk, to get the attention of his idiotic students.
"Attention maggots! I mean Attention class, we have new student!" he practically, yelled.
Sakura, who was taking a short nap, raised her head only to lock eyes with the same man she saw before. It was the guy who couldn't tell green, apart from red.
Onyx eyes met green and green eyes met onyx.
The young dark-haired teen named Sasuke, smirked.
"Nice to meet you again, Haruno Sakura."
One word went through her clouded mind...
"DAMN..."
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
In Kakashi's "fabulous" classroom:
Haruno Sakura sat frozen in her seat.
"How... How does he know my name? Is he psychic? Whoa! That ruler is SHINY! Where did Tenten buy that ruler? I must have it! Hey, why is the sky blue? Why can't it be green like Lee's spandex jumpsuit? Wait, why am I asking myself all of this!" she thought, angrily.
"Hey! Freaky-psychic-guy! How the hell did you find out my name?" she shouted lamely, when she realized she was acting like an idiot.
Chouji shook his head in shame at Sakura's lame insult. "No, no, no! It's supposed to be: 'Hey! Freaky-PSYCHO-guy! How the hell did you find out my name? Damn, leave the insulting to the experts, losers!"
Sakura blinked. "Okay… uh… that was weird…" Sakura directed her attention back to Sasuke. "Hey! Freaky-PSYCHO-guy! How the hell did you find out my name?" she said, taking Chouji's advice.
Sasuke gave her his arrogant trademark smirk. "I have my ways my little cherry blossom." he responded. He then casually winked at her causing, her to blush and look away in complete embarrassment.
"God that is soooooooooo damn cheesy, I swear even us nerds use it!" Shikamaru muttered.
The fan girls sighed, and began to idiotically, fall down dramatically like a stack of…
DOMINOS?
"WTF?" Neji asked himself. He was torn between laughing like a total maniac, and giving the new kid wedgies he would forever remember. Neji grunted in complete frustration, as he began to mutter e-knee-mione-moe to himself.
Shikamaru sighed and muttered his trademark catch-phrase.
Tenten and Ino were bursting out with laughter, as they watched, basically, all of the dense girls in their class fall to the floor. Hinata watched Naruto in fascination as he slowly got up from the ground. Naruto shook his head to stop the headache he got from the mysterious, random shoe. He looked and saw Sasuke. His first reaction: …nothing.
''Who's the new guy?" asked Naruto, with a voice obviously filled with boredom.
"Sasuke!" all the fan girls shouted, out dreamily as they stared at the good-looking teen, in front of them.
"Sauce-k?" asked Naruto, breaking the name into syllables. "What kinda name is that?" demanded Naruto.
The Uchiha sent Naruto an obtrusive death glare but the blond didn't even notice.
"Who cares actually... so what did I miss?" Naruto asked, as he crossed his arms over his chest. Chouji, who was Shikamaru's childhood friend, and at the same time a proud member of 'the nerds,' whispered something into Naruto's ear. Unfortunately, the news wasn't exactly what Naruto expected, and he ended up throwing an enraged fit.
"WHAT!" Naruto screamed, in such a loud tone it caused Chouji, to choke on the chip he was eating. The hyperactive scholar pointed a threatening, accusing finger at the emotionless boy on the other side of the room.
"How DARE you flirt with Sakura you bastard! I bet you haven't even watched a minute of 'The revolution of wizards shall spread! And then, Harry Potter shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here'!" muttered Naruto, as he narrowed his eyes dangerously. He then sent a look of distain towards the fan girls and then Sasuke, again.
"Whatever dead last. And how do you know I haven't watched a minute of that movie?" Sasuke retaliated.
"Don't you DARE call me a dead last you bastard! And fine then! If you're all that, tell me, what did 'insert name' say to Harry Potter when they first met?" Naruto asked.
Sasuke smirked. "He said, 'Are you really Harry Potter?'"
Naruto frowned. "Damn. But wait, what did Harry, respond to that?"
"No, I'm just a random guy from the streets they hired, kid." Sasuke answered.
"DAMN! No, way! You watched the movie?" Naruto asked, petrified, at the fact that Sasuke knew the movie trivia questions, he had just ask.
Sakura jumped up and down in excitement. "Wow! Fans! Finally, now, I can tell you guys what my favourite part in the movie was! Well, my favourite part was when-"
"SHUT UP!" their so called fabulous teacher exclaimed, loudly.
SILENCE…
"Since you know Sakura so well, Sasuke, you can sit beside her," said Kakashi, like a lunatic. He swiftly turned to Naruto, and pulled out another meter stick (out of no where…) and waved it threateningly in front of the poor boy. "And you get back in your seat or I'll personally glue your butt to your chair!"
"You'll never take my butt alive Kakashi-sensei," screamed Naruto, hugging his butt. "NEVER! MU HA HA HA HA! COUGH! COUGH!" Naruto once again failed the evil laugh.
HOW DISTURBING...
"Kakashi-sensei should I?" asked the same random kid. Kakashi nodded in shame and once again a random shoe attacked Naruto's head, leaving him unconscious. Sasuke took his seat beside Sakura.
Sakura on the other hand wasn't paying attention. She was worrying about his fan girls. Correction: Stalkers. The majourity of the 'stalkers' were giving her weird looks. Some were vicious glares, some gave her envious glares and some just gave her plain old glares. Suddenly, she felt a hand brush against her thigh.
She looked up at Sasuke… he was SMIRKING?
''I'm sitting beside a psycho!'' she screamed in her mind, frantically.
''Hey keep it down!''
Through-out the entire class Sasuke kept trying to make her uncomfortable… and it was working. She did nothing until Sasuke began to whisper sweet nothings into her ear. The one that caused her to crack was: 'Hey, princess, you, me, and a hotel room, how's that sound? You wanna have sex, or what?'
"What the fuck?'' she thought. She was confused at his actions, so she did the first thing that came to her violent mind.
''PERVERT! You should sooooooo be charged for sexual harassment! I knew you raped my stuffed 'insert name' plushie, from 'The revolution of wizards shall spread! And then, Harry Potter shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here.'!, filthy bastard!'' she screamed loudly, attracting the class's attention. She took the nearest book, to be more specific a heavy 675 paged textbook on her desk and whacked the daylights out of him.
BAM!
POW!
OW!
WOW?
All the fan girls fainted and cried dramatically, as they saw the big red mark covering imprinted on Sasuke's shocked face. Surprisingly, he looked amused and he was still smirking?
CREEPY…
He got up, staggered forward, and placed a hand on Sakura's shoulder for support. He lowered his lips down to her ear and whispered softly, "I like it when you play hard to get." He purred seductively, smirking beside her ear. He leaned back and stared at her. Sakura gave him a glare as he continued staring at her. Kakashi didn't even notice because he was too busy sitting at his desk, reading his perverted book, and laughing like a maniac.
Everyone in the class had an expression that looked like this: (O.O) Naw, just joking, they looked like this: (O.O)
Sakura ignored everyone and sat down, continuing to do her work from the 675 paged text book. Sasuke also took his seat, and through the entire period there was total silence... Well, not really since Kakashi's maniac-like laughter echoed in the room…
"Hey, you stole that line from 'Scars'!" yelled some random guy, disrupting the silence.
After class:
Everyone in the classroom including Kakashi had already left, leaving Sakura alone in the class to look for her history notebook.
"I have history next, so I have to find my notebook! I could have sworn it was in my bag! Oh no! Shikamaru's doctor is after my possessions!" she thought, in fear. She heard the classroom door shut and she looked up. There, leaning against the door with a cocky smirk plastered on his lips was the one, the only, Sasuke.
"Looking for this?" he asked, as he waved her notebook in front of her tauntingly.
"What? How did you get it? Never mind..." she offered her out, and waited for him to hand her the book.
He was still smirking, what an A-hole. "Who said I'd give it to you without a price?" he asked.
"Asshole… Fine, what do you want?'' she asked, slightly irritated that she was wasting her lunch time.
"Nothing much, just a simple kiss." he breathed, unaffected by her meaningless insult.
Sakura stood there frozen.
He leaned in.
"What should I do?" she thought, in panic.
He leaned closer...
''Call 911!''
Lunch Break / Outside:
"Okay Hinata. I'm going to help you get Naruto's attention!" said Sakura, straight forwardly.
"T-thank Y-you Sakura."
''Don't worry about it, Hinata that's what friends are for!" she said happily. She then frowned, as she remembered what Shikamaru said before.
''S-Sakura why weren't y-you at lunch today?''
Sakura blushed, inwardly, as she reflected about what happened a few minutes ago.
Flashback:
He leaned in.
''What should I do?'' she thought, in panic.
He leaned closer...
''Call 911!''
Sakura then did the first thing that came to her violent mind, once more...
BAM!
POW!
WOW!
AND
OW!
Sakura punched Sasuke right in the nose. He started getting an intense nose bleed. Ewwwwww… nosebleed… It's part of life! Nooooooooo!
The pink-haired girl panicked again. After a few minutes of freaking out she used her senses and handed Sasuke a box of tissues.
"I-I'm sorry…you just startled me.'' She responded nervously.
Sasuke said nothing and took the object from Sakura, pulling it out of her grasp roughly. Time passed by, and after a few minutes of unbearable silence the other spoke.
''You know…you hit pretty good…for a girl'' muttered Sasuke, giving his classmate a weak smile.
Smile? Sasuke does not smile! Wow! OOC-Sasuke, blah!
Sakura tried to refrain from calling Sasuke a sexist jerk. She smiled.
"I'll take that as a complement.''
"Hn" replied Sasuke.
"So…do you need anything? I have to go meet Hinata soon"
"Yes," he answered.
"What is it? I can get it for you..." she said, with apologizing smile.
"You." he said.
"Wha-" Sakura began, but before she could answer he pulled her down and his cold lips collided against her own. He then got up and left the room leaving, behind a very shocked student.
''Did...Did he just...''
She placed her fingers on her lips...
He did. She smirked.
"Ass-hole."
End of flashback
Back in reality:
"Don't worry about it Hinata I was just looking for my notebook.'' said Sakura.
"Okay, if you say so."
"Okay, if you want him to notice you you'll have to be aggressive towards him. Notice how I always insult, slap and punch him?" The timid girl nodded.
"So basically Hinata, to get Naruto to notice you, you'll have to hate him, and at the same time, beat the hell out of him."
"Okay Sakura, I'll, uh, give it a try..."
"Good!" said Sakura. She glanced around, and out of all the people in the school, it just had to be Naruto.
"Now's your chance Hinata, go over there and beat him up!" Sakura shouted, like a coach.
Hinata sweat dropped.
"Here goes nothing..."
Hinata stood in front of Naruto and stared into bright blue sea eyes.
"Ohh, hey Hinata!" Naruto exclaimed, with a bright smile. (But not as bright as Rock lee…) He gave Hinata a friendly hug, but when he stepped back he noticed Hinata was unusually unstable.
"Hinata?'' he asked, in a worried voice.
"Naru-Naruto'' she then fainted. Naruto caught her with ease.
"Naruto is she okay?" Sakura asked, in concerned as she ran over to the prankster.
"She's alright. She just fainted when I gave her a hug..." he trailed of confused.
Sakura sighed in relief; she forgot Hinata was very nervous around Naruto.
"I'm going to take her to the nurse, see ya Sakura!"
"Okay I'll see you later Naruto." said Sakura. She watched as Naruto left with Hinata, in his arms.
"I wished Hinata was awake, so she could see how much Naruto cares for her..." thought Sakura with a sad smile.
Sakura's attention was directed towards a black shiny limo, in the school's drive way as she was looking for the others. Almost the whole school's populations of girls were surrounding the limo. All of them were screaming and pushing each other to get a better look.
Sakura was smart enough to go up the school's roof for a better view. What she saw was unbelievable well, sort off. Sasuke WAS the one standing beside the limo and a man about 5 years older than him, most likely his brother.
The man looked like Sasuke, only there were a few differences, such as their hair, eyes, height… you get then point. "They defiantly must be brothers." she thought. She heard the girls screaming "Sasuke and Itachi"
"Itachi? Why does that name seem so familiar?'' she thought, as she tapped the school's roof tiles in a strange rhythm.
Suddenly, Sasuke stared up at the roof and his gaze landed on her. She watched as he smirked and winked at her flirtatiously. All of the girls surrounding him sighed dreamily, thinking he was flirting with them.
Damn, you, OOC-Sasuke! Damn you!
Tsunade, the principal then came through the school doors and rushed towards the crowd.
"Alright everybody, scram!" she shouted.
The entire group of fan girls sighed, disappointingly, and began to follow Tsunade's warning, and left. Sakura was about to leave the roof since she was also, wasting her time.
"Sasuke, it seems even though I try to keep your alias a secret your fame prevails.'' muttered Tsunade as she sighed inwardly. Sakura automatically froze in her spot. What was Tsunade rambling on about?
Sasuke nodded casually at the principal's statement.
"Well, there's no point hiding it now. Everyone here now knows you're Uchiha Sasuke." muttered Tsunade.
Sakura stifled a surprised gasped as realization hit her. He was Uchiha Sasuke? The famous teen actor! How could she been so clueless? She now realized he didn't look that different. In show business and movies his eyes were red instead of onyx, but that was all. Sure, he dressed like a regular student but how could she not have noticed!
Her fingers trembled as they touched her lips. The truth was the boy that kissed her was actually a famous rich actor she met on TV. It seems they have met before after-all…but not in reality. Until now...
A/N: This is beginning to seem like a parody fic…
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Sasuke Uchiha, it is a privilege, for us to have you join Konoha High. I hope you've enjoyed your stay here for, you and Itachi do own this school. I understand Itachi, came by a while ago to see if you would like to stay here, or go to a private school. I also believed, you said yes."
Sasuke simply nodded.
"You are aware; you will be treated as a regular student, and will be punished if you break any rules just like others, right? Also, you'll have lots of freaks I mean, fan girls after you, correct?'"
''Yes" replied Sasuke.
"Great! Now that we know you will be staying, would you like someone to show you around? You haven't been in this school for a while, so it would be a great idea to have someone help, refresh your memory." Tsunade asked.
Sasuke smirked.
"I have someone in mind..." he said, mischievously.