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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
Sakura stifled a surprised gasped as realization hit her. He was Uchiha Sasuke? The famous teen actor! How could she been so clueless? She now realized he didn't look that different. In show business and movies his eyes were red instead of onyx, but that was all. Sure, he dressed like a regular student but how could she not have noticed!
Her fingers trembled as they touched her lips. The truth was the boy that kissed her was actually a famous rich actor she met on TV. It seems they have met before after-all…but not in reality. Until now...
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Inside Principal Tsunade's office:
"Sasuke Uchiha, it is a privilege, for us to have you join Konoha High. I hope you've enjoyed your stay here for, you and Itachi do own this school. I understand Itachi, came by a while ago to see if you would like to stay here, or go to a private school. I also believed, you said yes."
Sasuke simply nodded.
"You are aware; you will be treated as a regular student, and will be punished if you break any rules just like others, right? Also, you'll have lots of freaks I mean, fan girls after you, correct?'"
''Yes" replied Sasuke.
"Great! Now that we know you will be staying, would you like someone to show you around? You haven't been in this school for a while, so it would be a great idea to have someone help, refresh your memory." Tsunade asked.
Sasuke smirked.
"I have someone in mind..." he said, mischievously.
Outside Principal Tsunade's office:
Haruno Sakura leaned on the office door and pressed her ear against the closed door. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. So far she discovered two very unbelievable things.
One, Sasuke owned this school. Two, he is actually rich. Three, he's a FAMOUS actor.
Pfft. Yeah, right! Right?
"Why is he here?" she thought, curiously. "Why would he choose to go to a normal, poor, unsanitary, school like Konoha High? He could be in a private school now... could he be staying because of me?" She shook her head defiantly.
"This is not the time to go all out of character, Sakura! Damn, stop making me think cheesy thoughts you damn so-called author!" Sakura muttered to herself, ignoring the angered author who is resisting, the over-powering to write something she shouldn't.
"Yeah… I'm not going fall for him, I mean, NO I can't fall for him!"
"Shouldn't it be the other way around?" her inner self asked.
"He stole my first kiss!" Sakura countinued to ramble, ignoring her inner self's remark. "Someone like him probably kissed a million girls though... It's probably no big deal to him... I'm probably just another one..." she thought bitterly.
Suddenly, Rock Lee appeared out of no where with a radio. He pressed the play button and began to rap… the horror…
"Sakura. Sakura. What is up? Will you date me? Please? Mease? Dease? Cheese? Lees? Wees? Seas? He's? Zease? Bees? Knees? Teas-"
"Lee! Uh… incase you haven't noticed, I'm trying to eavesdrop…" The pink-haired girl whispered.
"OH! You're eavesdropping on Principal Tsunade and Sasuke? Oh-my-BBQ! Can I join?" Lee yelled. His voice was filled with so much enthusiasm and loud volume, Sakura could swear the entire building shook.
Sakura slapped her forehead. "Shhh! Or they'll hear you… Lee, I don't know how to break this to you but you'd make a horrible ninja. To be a ninja you must know 'Silence is Golden'!"
"No, I would make a great ninja! Ask me any question so I can prove to you, Sakura, that I would be the ultimate ninja!" Lee said.
Sakura grinned. "Okay then, in 'The revolution of ninjas shall spread! And then, Chuck-E-cheese shall rule the World! Along with me, insert name here'!'s fan-made 3:91 minute trailer, what did 'insert name' say to Chuck-E-cheese?"
Lee closed his eyes. A few seconds passed, followed by minutes, and then hours. "He said… Do you like CHEESE?"
Sakura shook her head in shame. "No, he said, 'You're not a ninja!' and the Chuck-E replied, 'Yes I am!' and then 'insert name' said, 'Fine, if you are a ninja, then name the star shaped weapon that originated in 'ninja world'. Chuck-E then jumped out the nearby window to avoid the question, and then he was never seen again."
Lee shook his head, confusedly. "Wait, isn't Chuck-E-cheese a mascot for kids? Why is he a ninja! This is so strange… He's a random dude in a giant rat costume! I must make a rap song, for this confusing movie!" Lee cheered.
"Uh… you're not going to attempt to rap again, are you? Your words… they rhyme but they're not real…" she said, as she pushed herself off the door.
Lee shook his head.
"No, I AM rapping! I am saying the words with such speed you cannot see nor hear the movement of my words! So fast, you can't even see my mouth form the words!" He replied. Rock Lee then flashed her one of his blinding smiles.
However, Sakura was well prepared and pulled out a mirror. When she lowered the item, from her eyes, she saw Lee, on the ground, rolling on the hallway in pain from his own smile. Somehow, he rolled all the way out the school doors and to the street. Angry car drivers could be heard screaming random remarks such as, "That boy… why does he look like he's blinded by his own smile?", "I want that jumpsuit! To E-bay!", "One green piece of grass, two green pieces of grass, three gree- Wow! That piece of grass rolling down the street is human-sized!"
Sakura was about to aid Lee, but before she could even exit the school, the sound of the ambulance could be heard. Sakura ran out to the front of the school to see Lee being scolded by an ambulance employee. "See boy! Now, you know how it feels to be blinded by that weapon! You are lucky you're not injured now… be gone!" the man then threw some random powder he pulled out of no where at Lee. When the dust ceased Lee was still standing there. "Why won't this trick ever work? I threw the powder over my ice-cream and it worked! But why, oh why, won't it work on you?" screamed the man.
"Uh… I think your ice-cream could've just melted…"
"Hmmm… true, true." The ambulance guy then got back in the truck and drove off. After the strange occurrence came to an end, Sakura went back into the building and placed her ear on the door once more.
Office:
"Haruno Sakura" muttered Sasuke.
Sakura's eyes opened wide. She was about to run, but he opened the office door before Sakura could stand up straight causing her to fall into Sasuke bringing them both to the ground.
"Did you miss me that much? So much that you had the unbearable urge to spy on me?" asked Sasuke.
"Stop smirking, ass-hole!'' she yelled.
"My, my. What horrible vocabulary for someone such as you, my dear classmate. You still haven't even answered my question yet." he teased.
He then looked at their position and his smirk morphed into one of a pervert's. "I didn't now you wanted this so badly...you could've just asked, you know."
I sense OOC Sasuke…
Sakura gave him a confused look then looked at their position. She was too busy sorting out her thoughts she didn't even notice their position. Her look of shock made Sasuke's smirk grow wider. She was under Sasuke with him on top of her pinning her down forcefully.
"Get off of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! And lose some weight!" yelled Sakura as she struggled to get the Uchiha off of her.
"AHEM..."
NO REPLY...
"AHEM!"
STILL NO REPLY...
"YOU LITTLE PERVERTED, HORMONE-CRAZED TWERPS!"
The two oblivious teens turned to look at their angered principal. They forgot that they were still in her office...
IDIOTS…
"So, I get your attention when I call you perverted twerps huh? Well, now that I have your attention I have two things to say. Sakura, you will be showing Sasuke around after school and secondly, if you plan on doing ''THAT'' don't do it in front of me now OUT!'' she yelled.
"Yes, sir, yes!" replied Sakura in utter embarrassment.
"I'll finish this later... when you show me around after school" he whispered seductively into her ear. He pushed himself up and a mocking smirk made its way to his lips.
''Like I'd let you.'' she snarled.
Sakura thought about the millions of girls that he probably did this to; how he would probably just dump one and move on to the next when he was bored. She then shoved Sasuke out of the way and stormed off leaving a confused teen behind.
"Must be mood swings." thought Sasuke. He then exited the office too, leaving behind a very horrified principal.
"Now, I know what teenagers do in their spare time." Tsunade thought in horror.
10 minutes later.
"Wait, did she call me sir…?"
WEIRD!
Hallway after school:
"This is the water fountain, this is a locker and this is a garbage can... wow! It's not like Sasuke can't figure this out by himself… heck, who am I kidding! Sasuke probably can't even tell the difference between justice and pie." Sakura muttered to herself.
The scholar was walking around the school looking for Sasuke and the silence was around making her feel very uneasy.
Suddenly, a hand was placed on her shoulder making, her jump in surprise.
"You've got some nerve making me wait for you, jerk." said Sakura, slightly annoyed.
She turned around and to her surprise it wasn't Sasuke, it was a student in her class, he was a really quiet boy… What was his name again? Wait… his name rhymes with bin… Ohh of course his name is Jin!
(Cues creepy music)
''Hey, what are you doing here after school Jin?'' Sakura asked. She was suddenly pinned to the brick wall with powerful force.
This, my friends is where the OOC-ness really kicks in.
She gasped when she felt her back come into contact with the cold, solid surface.
"Ji-Jin?" she stuttered. She stared into his gleaming grey eyes. She could see the burning lust in his eyes… Just like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns!
"I'm going to make you mine." he said in such a creepy voice, it would make Orochimaru himself, proud.
"What?" Sakura screamed. She then began clawing at her retarded classmate, in a desperate attempt to escape.
"You never noticed me; you never even knew I had feelings for you." Jin muttered in a lowly voice.
''IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN READ YOUR MIND!"
''I-I'm sor-sorry'' whispered Sakura. Tears welled up in her eyes. She was officially freaked out.
"What pisses me off most is the fact that you notice a new kid! What does he have that I don't huh?" yelled Jin.
''Hm... Well that's a hard question!'' said the Inner Sakura, sarcasm was evident in her voice. A nervous smile graced Sakura's lips. If she wasn't freaked out, she was sure she would have rolled over with laughter.
"Get off of me, already!" yelled Sakura.
Jin paid no attention to her request. He leaned in to kiss her but before his lips could even make contact with hers, he was Pawned… he was Pawned with a capital 'P'. The sudden impact on his cheek caused him to stumble back in shock and immense pain.
Sasuke turned to the teary-eyed Sakura and frowned. He then turned to the freak and his frown deepened. "Hey Buster, don't you ever touch her with your filthy non-sanitized hands. If anyone's gonna kiss her it's me. She's my girl, remember that idiot. Oh, and purell is the best sanitizer, dude."
Jin laughed evilly. He sounded like he was on crack or he had been sniffing white-out 24 hours a day making him high… really high.
"Did you just say your girl, Uchiha? Sorry, I think you got it all wrong…she's mine… and thanks for the advice! I'll go get some Purell sanitizer after.'' remarked Jin.
"Sa-Sasuke? WAIT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M YOUR GIRL? And Buster? Couldn't you have thought of anything more heroic?" demanded Sakura with her hands on her hips.
SILENCE...
"Ahem, yeah. So you think you can stop me, punk?" asked Jin.
"Yeah, in fact I can beat the crap outta you without even moving over 5 steps." said Sasuke, with a sinister smirk.
"What are you talking about are you on high or something?" asked Jin.
"I should be asking you that." returned Sasuke. He took out a pocket knife and held it threateningly, in front of Jin.
"Sas-Sasuke it isn't worth it!" yelled Sakura.
Sasuke took a step forward. "One," he muttered.
Jin, who was very afraid, turned around to flea to "who knows where".
"Two" Sasuke took another stop towards the other.
Jin ran. Too bad he didn't expect what would happen next. His face met the cold, hard, wall and he fell to the ground, unconscious.
"Wow, only two steps. A new record. I dub this kid Idiot of the year."
Sasuke then turned to Sakura who was wiping the remains of her tears.
"He'll be alright." Sasuke assured Sakura, as he put his knife away. He then turned to Sakura and offered her a hand to stand up. She gradually, accepted his hand.
"Than-thank you Sasuke. I don't know what wou-would have happened if yo-you - "
She was cut off when she felt his cold lips press onto hers. He took the lead and soon their lips molded into a dominate kiss. He pushed her against the brick wall as his hands began to caress and explore her body. She gasped and then moaned in the kiss. This kiss was different though...
it had passion and….
...she kissed him back and this time...
There was no regret…
…Or was there?
A/N: Chap 4 re-done
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"I love you, Naruto."
"I'm sorry I can't love you." he answered.
''Why?" asked Hinata. Tears of frustration began rolling down her face.
"Why can't you love me?" she whispered.