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A/N: The new story and the new poll are up. The story is a Naruto Star: The Clone Wars. The new poll is up with the top 19 plus an extra 6 of 3 I was asked to do and 3 that I would like to do. Why not the top 20? Well, Star Wars: The Clone Wars was #5 and I just picked this as not to tick anyone off by choosing a story that didn't get any votes.

I chose this Ep from Hulk and Agents of S.M.A.S.H. to introduce She-Hulk and this is the Collector's first time in this universe.

Beta: Jebest4781, and Chaos-PSD.

Chapter XL: The Collector.

Last Time.

Naruto jumped up and landed in a crouch with his tonfas gripped in his hands. "Hey, looks like I found the party," Naruto said as a lot of water came out of the manholes in the area as Hawkeye, Falcon, and Attuma jumped out.

Dracula appeared in the shadow of a building before dodging lightning from Thor as Iron Man slammed Hyperion into the street before being hit into a building. Naruto hit the Adaptoid with a Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere) sending him flying before seeing Doom take missiles for Captain America. The Avengers fought the Cabal as Cap took Doom to the Tower.

Once getting inside, the Tower turned on a shield having the Cabal teleport away. Naruto appeared inside to see Doom standing and plugging in a flash drive to steal Tony's ideas, get all their battle plans, and explaining that he used Skull's threat to get inside the Tower. Naruto dived at the villain only for him to teleport as well.

"Did it work?" Naruto asked as Cap called Tony when they got to the surface and installed a virus instead for Doom to download which will leave him without power for weeks.

Queens Naruto's House.

Naruto stretched as he walked inside before seeing both his girlfriends wearing nothing but tank tops and black boy shorts.

"Hello," Naruto said as Ava looked to him.

"Thought we'd have a movie night tonight." She said as he shrugged.

"OK."

Now.

Baxter Building, New York City.

Hulk walked in a large hall before turning. "I know you're out there." He said as Shinobi dropped down.

"Sup?"

"You coming?" Hulk asked as they got to an elevator.

"Yeah, yeah."

Going up several floors, they came to a large room where Naruto saw the Thing sitting at a table with a red hulk man with black hair, sleeveless shirt, cargo pants, and boots with back holsters for large shotgun-like weapons.

This is Red Hulk AKA Thaddeus E. Ross.

And a female green hulk with a muscular figure and long dark green hair wearing a purple and white leotard and knee-high boots standing a 6'7".

This is She-Hulk AKA Jennifer Walters, Bruce Banner's cousin.

Naruto heard loud chewing before seeing two more hulk men sitting at a couch.

The first is blue with spikes on his head like a mohawk with blue shorts standing at 6'6".

This is A-Bomb AKA, Rick ones, Hulk's friend.

And finally, the other man is green muscular and has long green hair and has straps around his body wearing a loincloth with a sword.

This is Skaar, AKA Skaarson.

"This is what you've been doing? Playing poker?" Naruto asked, taking off his mask.

"Mostly," Hulk replied as they sat at the table, Naruto beside She-Hulk.

After several hands, Naruto sighed as he got another bad hand. 'What the hell? I'm usually lucky at this.'

"I think the head-sized tits are distracting you," Kyūbi said as Naruto sighed as he was head leveled with She-Hulk's breasts before glancing away as they bounced slightly and missed her smirk. "I think she's a G-cup."

"Oh, that Gamma joke is terrible. Even for you." He thought before feeling She-Hulk's arm draped around him.

"Why don't you tell me about yourself?"

Crack!

Naruto and the others looked to see Hulk broke the TV as J. Jonah was talking about him.

"Nice. That's how I do it." The thing said before looking back.

Naruto turned his head as he sensed something, accidentally pressing his face into She-Hulk's breasts. "Ooh~ Forward aren't ya?" She teased before a circular robot attacked and scanned everyone before shooting a beam at all but Naruto and Hulk.

A bubble formed around the others before they disappeared. "Please tell me this is a Fantastic Four training thing," Naruto said as Hulk growled.

"No, it's not," Hulk said before hitting the robot out to the street. "Smash!"

Going out to the street, they fought the robot as civilians ran out of the way before the robot left up to the sky where they saw a large ship just in Earth's Atmosphere. "They must have taken them there," Hulk said before grabbing Naruto and bound him to the Avenger Tower.

Later, in space suits with Hulk's being just a mask, the two heroes flew up to the ship and were fired on having the ship explode. "That should give us the element of surprise," Naruto said as they used jets to float towards the ship.

Getting inside and taking off their suits, they walked an octagon-shaped hall before coming to a very large room where Naruto saw the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, an anthropomorphic duck, Wolverine and, and the other Hulks in stasis bubbles. Suddenly, a very large humanoid alien with white hair and eyes appeared before them wearing black armor and a red cape.

"Who the hell are you?" Naruto asked.

"I'm the Collector." The Collector introduces himself to them.

He then explains that he has been researching Earth's heroes where he deemed Naruto and Hulk unworthy to be in his collection due to Hulk being a menace and Naruto being a ninja and not a hero.

"Don't trust the media," Naruto said looking up at the alien. "Most of them just lie about us due to not liking how we save people and cause damage."

The Collector ejects them into the garbage chute and lands in wet garbage. "OK," Naruto said before looking at the Hulk. "Any ideas?"

"Just one!" Hulk yelled tearing through the wall with a punch.

They ran back up and hid as the Collector looked at each hero like a collector would for their items before saying he'll go into phase two of his plans. Naruto and Hulk broke the other hulks out just as the Collector looked at them.

"No, you ruined them! They're not mint in the box anymore!" The Collector yelled as he turned to shoot a yellow beam at a claw-like weapon that put the others in the pods before the team ran out.

Up ahead the others walked as they heard the Collector said he'll move up making his collection priceless before robots attacked. "Cover us!" Hulk yelled as Naruto threw kunai and hit each pod having them explode before catching up with the others.

"What's the plan?" Red Hulk asked as they walked down a hall towards a door.

"Finding out how to save everyone is a start," Naruto replied from his spot. "The Collector said he wants to make his collection priceless… How do you go about making it so your action figures are one of a kind?"

"By smashing everyone else's?" A-Bomb said before She-Hulk spoke up.

"Or wreak the company that makes them."

"He wants to blow up the Earth?!" Red asked as Hulk nodded as Naruto jumped on the wall and looked to see they were standing on a large blimp sized bomb.

"I'm thinking that'll do the trick."

"We gotta work fast before this thing blows the Earth," Hulk said as Red Hulk pointed at himself.

"No problem. I can disable it."

"Good, A-Bomb you stay here and help," Hulk ordered as the others left.

"I gotta work with him?!/I gotta work with him?!"

"If the pods are after us, the others could be unguarded," Naruto said as Hulk nodded.

"Good point. Jen, you go and see if you can beam the others out of here. Skaar will cover you."

"Alright Shaggy, you're with me," She-Hulk said to Skaar who grunted before they walked off.

"I guess we'll keep the Collector occupied?" Naruto asked Hulk who nodded.

"Took the words right out of my mouth."

Red Hulk had the timer off and looked at the large wires as A-Bomb looked down at him.

"Is it the red wire?"

"Will you zip it! I've disposed of ordnance in the military. It requires a little bit of patience!" Reed yelled before going back to work on disabling the bomb.

"Well-!"

"SHUT UP!" Red yelled at him. "I'm trying to concentrate."

He then pulled the red wire having the light at it glow brighter and beep louder as well as faster.

"Son of a-!" He then just started tearing wires out of it.

"I don't think that's working," A-Bomb said deadpanning before drones flew to them.

Red pulled the cover over him as A-Bomb turned invisible before attacking one as Red popped out and fired at the rest. After dealing with the robots, Red pulled a circular device out and smiled. "Now to cut the red wire and…" He tailed off opening the top and saw nothing but red wires as a door opened beneath them.

"Red… The bomb's going to drop." A-Bomb said as Red waved him off.

"I'm workin' on it!"

A-Bomb then curled into a ball and hit the hinges stopping the door.

"What the hell did you do?!"

"Stopped the door so Earth is safe," A-Bomb said as Red growled

"And if we can't disarm it, it'll blow up here, with us and the other heroes!"

Up with She-Hulk and Skaar, they looked at the large claw device. "Skaar, see that thing there? No smashy-smash. We need that to go home."

"Skaar knows, Skaar not dumb," Skaar said talking like Hulk used to before She-Hulk looked around.

"We need a distraction-!"

"RAH!" Skaar yelled, running up and attacked the flying robots near the controls.

"That'll work," She-Hulk said before jumping to the holo-controls. "Great, the controls…. Sure, just use the teleporter, he says, beam the others out. What about the part where I don't read alien jerk language? Maybe this?" She asked, pressing a button on the screen.

And had the teleporter go to Skaar and glow red before it started shooting the hulk as he ran away. "Sorry!"

Up with Naruto and Hulk in the cockpit, the duo jumped at the Collector who quickly turned and punched the two away with a yellow glowing fist. "I could hear your footsteps from a galaxy away." The Collector said hands on his hips. "Think of how valuable my collection of Earthlings will be when they're the last ones left alive."

"Not happening!" Naruto said as he ran to the alien with a Rasengan. (Spiraling Sphere.)

And was hit away again. "No one on your planet wants you, so why should I? You are unworthy."

"You are making me angry… And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Hulk said glaring up at the alien.

The Collector then attacked them before growing bigger and grabbed the two and squeezed. "I'm sorry Shinobi that no one got to see your true hero self."

"What's he talking about? What's he mean ``true hero self?"

"My secret identity. I'm the only one in the Avengers who has one. A true hero's not the costume, but the person under the mask. But you knew that, right?"

"Of course!" The Collector said drooping Hulk and pulled Naruto's mask off.

"You?! But… You're just a mundane adolescent Earthling! Nothing special at all!"

"Kinda the point genius," Naruto said before Hulk jumped up and bashed the Collector on the head.

"Hear that coming from a galaxy away?" Hulk asked as Naruto put his mask on and looked at him.

"You knew that would work?"

"Most extreme collectors act like that."

"Hopefully She-Hulk figured out how to work the teleporter," Naruto said as they ran back.

With Jen, she was frantically hitting buttons before turning to punch a robot that tried to attack her. "I needed that.

"Yes!" Skaar yelled holding his sword up. "Smashy-smash!"

She-Hulk went back to the screen and punched another button, had a beam shoot out of the teleporter, and started hitting the heroes sending them back as Red and A-Bomb dropped down just as the teleporter hit them last having them appear in the Baxter Building just in time to hear an explosion.

BOOM!

"Everyone here?" A-Bomb asked before a hologram of the Collector appeared in front of them singed and tears in his clothes.

"I was wrong about you...Despite what accorded, you're not menaces, but heroes. Next time… I'll come for you first." He said before disappearing as Naruto was put in a headlock by She-Hulk.

"How about a game of strip poker?"

"Uhh…"

"Come on and go for it! I'm not even the same species and I kinda want in!"

"Shut it you!" Naruto thought as he was dragged to the table to finish the poker game they all started.

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

The new story and the new poll are up. The story is a Naruto Star: The Clone Wars. The new poll is up with the top 19 plus an extra 6 of 3 I was asked to do and 3 that I would like to do. Why not the top 20? Well, Star Wars: The Clone Wars was #5 and I just picked this as not to tick anyone off by choosing a story that didn't get any votes.

I chose this Ep from Hulk and Agents of S.M.A.S.H. to introduce She-Hulk and this is the Collector's first time in this universe. Remember to vote in the poll if you haven't!

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Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.