full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Than-thank you Sasuke. I don't know what wou-would have happened if yo-you - "
She was cut off when she felt his cold lips press onto hers. He took the lead and soon their lips molded into a dominate kiss. He pushed her against the brick wall as his hands began to caress and explore her body. She gasped and then moaned in the kiss. This kiss was different though...
it had passion and….
...she kissed him back and this time...
There was no regret…
…Or was there?
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Hallway – After School:
Sasuke broke the kiss for some air. He was going to claim her lips again but he noticed Sakura was still crying even though that nut-case, Jin was unconscious. He reached towards her face to dry her tears but she hastily slapped his hand away. Sasuke stared in shock while Sakura looked away from his intense gaze.
"What's wrong?" demanded Sasuke.
"I'm sorry. But I have to go" came Sakura's stiff reply. She then dashed for the school's exit but a hand grasped her wrist firmly pulling her back.
"I'm walking you home. We can talk on the way there."
By the look in Sasuks's eyes it was obvious she didn't have an option.
"Okay"
They both walked hand-to-hand out of the school. Sakura shivered in disgust. She was lying to herself for the first time.
Against her will, she was trying to hate him.
Nurses' office – After school:
Hinata opened her eyes to see Naruto with a happy grin on his lips. "Hinata you're awake! I thought you fainted because I didn't take a shower for a month, boy I was wrong!" yelled Naruto.
SILENCE...
"Where is everyone Naruto?" asked Hinata changing the uneasy subject.
"Everyone went home, DUH! Schools over!" said Naruto flashing his famous goofy grin. He watched as Hinata pushed herself up from the bed.
"You waited for me all this time?"
"Yeah...the nurse didn't want to wake you and I didn't want to wake you either so I waited!" shouted Naruto.
"I-I'm sorry I made you wait. Thank you Naruto."
"Naw, don't be sorry. It's no problem at all, reeaallyyyy!" he said as he emphasized the "really."
Hinata giggled at his enthusiasm. "Naruto, I have to tell you something important... I;ve been trying to tell you for a very long time" she said in the calmest voice she could muster.
"Hmmm? What is it Hinata?" he asked curiously.
"I love you, Naruto."
"I'm sorry I can't love you." he answered with a hint of fear in his voice.
''Why?" asked Hinata. Tears of frustration and remorse began rolling down her snow colored skin.
"Why can't you love me?" she whispered.
"Because I...I..."
"Who is she?"
"Hinata..."
"Shut-up! I loved you! No, I love you! And you love someone else…Tell me who she is!" Hinata cried.
''It's"...
Hinata narrowed her eyes. Tears slid down her face. She wiped them away with the sleeve of her coat. "We're friends at least, aren't we? At least tell me her name." muttered Hinata.
"It's you..." he whispered. Hinata's eyes widened as she was pulled into a warm embrace. "I can't love you because I already do Hinata. I was scared whether you would accept me or not..."
"Naruto. I've always loved you.'' she whispered.
''Ahh, I know. I was just too blind to see.'' he said. He then gently pushed her down on the bed and leaned down to capture her lips. The kiss was a shy and chaste kiss but it meant the world to Hinata.
She closed her eyes and smiled as Naruto embraced her once more.
"Finally. Someone who acknowledges my existence…"
Park - Evening:
Sakura sat on one of the swings and started rocking back and forth on it. Suddenly, someone gripped the swing causing it to stop immediately.
"Stop doing that, the squeaking sound reminds me of Naruto when he's snoring in class.'' snorted Sasuke. Sakura flashed him a smile but he knew instantly it was fake. He sighed, "Sakura tell me what's wrong."
PAUSE...
"Why me?" she whispered.
"You're not making any sense Sakura" he stated.
"Why are you acting like you have a relationship with me?" she cried. "Why are you toying with my affections? Why did I fall in love with you...what am I to you?" she whispered.
Sasuke was shocked. She thought he was using her? She thought this was all some prank? What shocked him most was when she said she loved him.
He looked beside him to see Sakura was not on the swing anymore. He looked forward to see her walking away. Sakura increased her pace but before she could take another step she was pushed backwards; her back gently met the rough wood.
She gasped when he placed both arms at the side of her head to support him and at the same time; cornering her. His raven bangs shielded his eyes, expression and face but she could tell he was amused at her shocked expression.
"How could you think this was all a lie Sakura? Everything I said and done was all true, I meant ever word and action I did. You're the first and only girl that will catch my attention and I would kill anyone that tries to take you away from me."
Sakura looked at him wide-eyed. "Did he just confess to me?" she thought.
Sasuke raised his head so that his eyes met her eyes.
"Confused?" he asked with his usual smirk.
He leaned down and whispered slowly into her ear "In other words I love you, Haruno Sakura."
Before Sakura could respond, his lips crashed onto hers. Sasuke nibbled on her bottom lip begging for an entrance and she complied. He ran his tongue along her lower lip seductively before plunging his tongue into her mouth. There tongues intertwined with each other. Sasuke's hands wrapped around her waist possessively while, Sakura wrapped both her arms around his neck deepening the kiss.
"AHEM"...
NO RESPONSE...
"AHEM"...
STILL NO RESPONSE...
"PEOPLE WHO MAKE-OUT IN THE PARK WILL BE CHARGED 10 DOLLARS! 10 FUCKING DOLLARS!"
Sasuke and Sakura stopped making-out and glanced at the speaker. Some might say this is a coincidence but and it just had to be Itachi! Itachi looked at the couple and smirked.
"So now you notice me after I threaten you? I feel so loved!" Itachi said sarcastically he then added, "Sorry to interrupt your make-out session I just happened to be dropping by at this second, minute and hour...I'M NOT SPYING ON YOU IF THATS WHAT YOUR THINKING!" said Itachi in a quivered voice.
Sakura and Sasuke sweat dropped...did he have to make it so obvious?
"Do you need something Itachi? Sakura asked politely.
"Not really. I was going to tell you this joke but you seem busy so...yeah I'll be going now." said Itachi.
"Wait, I'd love to hear it Itachi!" yelled Sakura, her face beaming in excitement.
Sasuke rolled his eyes THIS WAS GOING TO BE LAME! Sasuke recalled all of the so-called jokes he suffered listening from Itachi through out his childhood...
Flashback:
"Sasuke do you want to hear a joke?" asked Itachi.
"Sure!" said Sasuke. ''Knock! Knock!'' said Itachi.
"Who's there?" asked Sasuke.
"Me!" said Itachi.
That was one of the jokes that drove Sasuke INSANE since he heard it about 5 times a day...But wait! What would happen if Sasuke said Itachi was at the door? The following would:
"Sasuke do you want to hear a joke?" asked Itachi.
''NO''
Itachi gave him an evil glare that melted an ice-cream cone once.
"Fine" said Sasuke in defeat.
"Knock! Knock!"
"You're there!" screamed Sasuke accusingly.
SILENCE...
"NOOOOOOO YOU ARE!" screamed Itachi.
Sasuke sweat dropped, he would never get the hang of this.
Poor Sasuke...
End of flashback
Back to the story:
"Maybe we should go home now!" said Sasuke. Itachi and Sakura stared at him confused at the sudden, random out-burst.
"I mean it's going to rain soon so we better go home. You can tell us your idiotic I mean creative joke later." said Sasuke.
"Sure! Why don't you stay a night at the Uchiha mansion Sakura?" asked Itachi.
"Do you need to call your parents Sakura?"asked Sasuke taking out his cell phone.
"My parents are on a far away business trip I'm living alone." said Sakura.
"It seems we have a lot in common. I'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SISTER-IN-LAW!" yelled Itachi as he pulled a flag out his coad and began waving it. Sakura blushed. He thought she was going to marry Sasuke? Not that she has any problems with that. There was not a hint of an expression on Sasuke's face.
''It's settled then you're staying the night Sakura.'' said Sasuke. Before she could protest he picked her up bridal-style and started walking.
''Wha…what are you doing?'' she asked.
"What's wrong with carrying your girlfriend?" he asked. He smiled. It was a smile made only for her and a smile that freaked Itachi out so much he could've sworn he was going to have a heart-attack.
"He looks cute when he smiles"' thought Sakura. She gave him a smile in return.
"I have never seen him smile before and I must admit it creeps me out more than Kisame's cooking. Now I'm probably going to have a heart-attack due to that creepy smile…damn my insurance. This girl changed him a lot, who knew Sasuke would be able to catch someone as cute as her." thought Itachi as he smirked inwardly.
"I'm going to the doctors now…I mean I'm going to stay at the OTHER house I don't want to bother you guys have fun ALONEEEEE!" he said. He then disappeared to an unknown place.
"Sasuke...how many houses do you have?" asked Sakura still a little freaked out by the fact that Itachi just disappeared in thin air... (OR DID HE?)
"I lost track..." he said simply. Sakura kissed his cheek making him smirk.
"I knew you'd fall for me from the first moment I met you, what can I say? I'm irresistible." said Sasuke in an I-know-everything tone. Sakura gave him a glare.
He chuckled, "I'm just joking! I fell for you too, Sakura!" he smirked and then he gave her a light kiss on the lips as he carried her home.
They were too busy to notice a figure watching them from a distance.
"Enjoy her while you can Uchiha because she's MINE..."
UH OH! NOT AGAIN!
THE POLICE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THEIR JOBS...
A/N: Who's the mysterious guy? You'll find out soon and it's not Jin just to tell you. Itachi's a good character in my fiction! Hope that's okay.
Note: this story is OOC but worth your time...well at least I hope it is.
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Sasuke!" squealed a random fan girl. "Why are you holding HER hand?"
There was jealousy in the fangirl's unusual squeaky voice.
"Simple she's my girlfriend." replied Sasuke casually.
SILENCE...
''BASTARD! YOU'RE COURTING SAKURA-CHAN?''