Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ultimate Spider-Man.
A/N: She-Hulk is in the harem. The paring (Unless I'm not sure about who to add at first) will always be in the 1st chapter. And it's not a choice! I just put them up like choices in case I need to explain why I chose one to be with Naruto like Artemis for my Young Justice story I'm always explaining why I have her with Naruto instead of Wally.
And to those that may not know, this Ep. was shown out of order and is before the Deadpool Ep instead of after.
Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.
Chapter XLI: Stan With Me.
Last Time.
With Jen, she was frantically hitting buttons before turning to punch a robot that tried to attack her. "I needed that.
"Yes!" Skaar yelled holding his sword up. "Smashy-smash!"
She-Hulk went back to the screen and punched another button, had a beam shoot out of the teleporter, and started hitting the heroes sending them back as Red and A-Bomb dropped down just as the teleporter hit them last having them appear in the Baxter Building just in time to hear an explosion.
BOOM!
"Everyone here?" A-Bomb asked before a hologram of the Collector appeared in front of them, singing and tears in his clothes.
"I was wrong about you...Despite what accorded, you're not menaces, but heroes. Next time… I'll come for you first." He said before disappearing as Naruto was put in a headlock by She-Hulk.
"How about a game of strip poker?"
"Uhh…"
"Come on and go for it! I'm not even the same species and I kinda want in!"
"Shut it you!" Naruto thought as he was dragged to the table to finish the poker game they all started.
Now.
Midtown High, Late Evening.
Naruto kissed Ava goodbye as he was staying as a backup for Peter, Harry, and M.J. who are staying late to have Peter make up for the Chem class he missed due to his superhero duties. A few minutes went by before the power went out and Naruto walked to the classroom to see the teens, Stan the janitor and Coulson inside.
"Naruto, why are you here?" M.J. asked as Naruto held his book bag up.
"Forgot my bag." He replied before the room shook as they heard stuff get knocked over.
Coulson and Stan then picked up flashlights and turned them on to the back wall showing claw marks and the ceiling vent open. "Where were those marks there before? Is this the kinda stuff you've been seeing Stan?" Mary Jane asked the janitor who nodded.
"Yes! But never let it be said that I've used 15 words when one will do just fine."
"I think Principal Coulson was just about to tell us to go home," Harry said as they all turned to see Coulson was gone.
"Principal Coulson!"
They all ran out into the hall and ran out as Stan stopped to look at the claw marks around the walls. They then found a loather on the floor down the end of the hall. "Damn!" Naruto cursed before looking back to see Stan was looking at the walls. "Any cell working? I gave mine to Ava to take back home."
"No/No/No." The teens replied as lightning struck.
Crack!
"Then let's find a way out first, try to get help!" Naruto said before vents fell through the ceiling as they heard growling.
"I'm not leaving! This could be big for the news blog!" M.J. said as Harry walked up.
"And I-I won't leave you guys here."
"Why don't you and Peter go for help Naruto? We'll look for principal Coulson." Stan said as he walked up.
The two nodded before jogging away. A few moments went by before Spider-Man and Shinobi ran in.
"Hey, Peter and Naruto told us you needed help? I sent them to go and get the police as the storm that started is messing with the signal." Naruto said as they walked down the hall as light bulbs broke.
Naruto was then tackled into lockers by a large beast before Stan attacked with his squeegee mop and scared the beast off. "How'd you get so good with a mop?" Spider-Man asked as Stan looked back to the teen hero.
"I gotta be, have you seen the cafeteria?"
"I'll take your word on it," Naruto said, getting up and rolling his shoulders.
And had a chunk of reptile skin fall off his back. "Is that… Reptile skin?" M..J. asked as they all turned to look at the patch of skin.
"Looks like it," Spider-Man said before bringing his watch up. "Which will be bad if it's shed from who I think it shed from." He then saw it wasn't working as there was a crack. 'Must have happened this morning.'
"You need a watch repair," Stan said as Naruto checked his and saw the screen was cracked.
"Mine's down as well. Let's stick together now."
They then walked down the now destroyed hallway and to a cut circuit breaker. "That explains the power outage," Naruto said before looking to see claw marks leading to the boiler room.
"That must be where principal Coulson was taken." Mary Jane said before looking at Naruto. "Do we follow?"
"Yes." He replied as they walked and opened the door.
"Get back!" Spider-Man yelled as the Lizard ran up and hit both the heroes away. "Lizard." He finished as they got up from the attack.
Lizard then attacks them, having the two run through the pipes, both vaulting through or over pipes that got in their way. Spider-Man then pulled steam pipes down covering the area they got to before the Lizard jumped at him. Only for Naruto to tackle the reptile into another pipe and bent it. The Lizard growled and punched Naruto into another pipe before taking his watch and slammed Naruto into the floor.
He got up to see Spider-Man was punched before the Lizard cornered Harry at another breaker, and ripped it off with Harry before running away with the teen in hand. "HELP ME!"
"Harry!"
"Stan, you know this school better than anybody," M.J. said to the janitor. "Where would the Lizard take principal Coulson and Harry?"
"Follow me as I impart a genius insight into the custodial character."
They then ran down the hall to a stairwell and ran/swung up floors. "Why is the Lizard taking hostages?" Spider-Man asked as they ran up a flight.
"He's not, he's taking equipment," M.J. replied looking back from her spot in front. "He probably only wanted the panel and Harry got in the way."
"He even took my S.H.I.E.L.D. communicator," Naruto said as they went into the floor they started on.
"If I was a rowdy reptile, I'd use the detention room to sneak in and out of here," Stan said as he and Mary Jane ran to said room.
"Wait!" Spider-Man yelled trying to stop them but they ran inside the detention room where there was a large hole showing the tunnel underneath.
"What is that?" M.J. asked as Spider-Man started to sweat under his mask before Stan spoke as he looked down the hole.
"It's the old subway M-Line tunnel the school was built on top of."
"Yeah, that's it!" Spider-Man said as Naruto crouched before dropping down.
He then ran down the tunnel before the Lizard tackled him into the wall and punched him several times before light blinded and scared the former doctor off. Naruto groaned as he looked to see Spider-Man landed and argued with Stan and M.J. who held a flashlight and cell phone for following them down the tunnel.
Suddenly, the Lizard tore through the wall having water fill the tunnel before he grabbed M.J. and ran through the tunnel back to the school. "AAH! Shinobi!"
"M.J.!"
The three then ran back and chased the Lizard down the hall with Stan using a skateboard to keep up with the heroes. They then went to a stairwell and the heroes dropped down as Stan skated down the rails and came up to a metal door where they heard Mary Jane screaming. Going inside, they saw the Lizard at a large green-screened computer typing on it.
Naruto saw a knocked out Harry and Coulson tied up not far from the Lizard before seeing a large container above them with M.J. 's voice coming out. Naruto then jumped up to see M.J. staying afloat in water before diving down to grab her and ran out on the wall. He then saw Spider-Man fighting off the Lizard as Stan revealed his mop came apart and had a grapple on it as he grappled down when the Lizard broke the ladder.
Naruto then grabbed Coulson and Harry before pulling them to the wall as Stan had a blade come out of his handle before cutting the ropes that tied the two.
"Of course!"
Naruto turned to Spider-Man who explained the Lizard has been working on a way to cure himself before Lizard grabbed Mary Jane and ran. "Leave Lizard alone!"
Spider-Man and Naruto ran after him with Spider-Man calming the Lizard down before the others attacked with M.J blinding the Lizard, Spider-Man running to the computer, and Naruto using ninja wire to tie the Lizard up and tackled him to the floor. "Hurry up Spider-Man!"
"Now!"
Naruto then threw the Lizard at the computer and Spider-Man webbed him before a head device came up and moved to the Lizard's head. It started shocking before the Lizard spoke up explaining he wanted to get rid of Connors rather than the other way around. He then broke free when it finished and jumped at the heroes who dodged.
He then chased them around the room destroying chemicals he had gathered creating a fire before they exploded.
BOOM!
Later.
After getting everyone out with Stan kicking Lizard down a pipe, Mary Jane was reporting as S.H.I.E.L.D. was fixing the school and talking to other reporters.
"Why so glum chum? Your friend is going to make a splash with her story." Stan said to Peter as he and Naruto were watching in front of M.J. who was moving around with her phone.
"Just sad none could each Doc- I mean the person in the Lizard."
"You can't save everyone… But you can't stop trying. You two did well."
"Us?!"
"Peter, Stan works for S.H.I.E.L.D," Naruto said, getting Peter to look at him before Stan spoke up.
"One of the first! What other masters of the linguistic arts could come up with that fantastic acronym? Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistic Division."
"I wish I felt better about this," Peter said with a sigh as Stan nodded.
"You'll fix it. Just keep studying and trust your team. Nobody did it alone, not even me" He then turned to leave towards the school. "Excelsior!"
Later S.H.I.E.L.D Tri-Carrier Gym.
Shinobi without his mask walked into the gym and had a small nosebleed.
The reason being, She-Hulk was working out in purple gym shorts, sports bra, sweatband, black fingerless gloves, and purple shoes with white knee-high socks.
She was bending over to pick up large weights that were almost as high as her chest. She looked at the mirror in front of her and smirked seeing Naruto was behind her before pulling the weights up to her chin as she squatted and then rose to lift them above her head to do shoulder presses. "Hey, there handsome. Wanna work out? I could use a buddy~"
"Uh, sure."
Naruto spent the rest of his time working out with She-Hulk and ended with him doing bench presses as she spotted and looked up as sweat beaded down her six-pack and before she bent down to pick up his weights and saw sweat going down her cleavage.
"Well, I guess it's time to hit the showers, wanna join?" She asked before turning and walked to the shower while swaying her hips.
"I'll wait," Naruto said as she got to the showing and walked in.
"You know you got the go-ahead from the others on any that want to join right?" Naruto sighed as he heard Kurama in his head.
"Yes! But I should take it slow and at least let her know about that! I don't know if she knows that I'm with Ava and Natasha."
"From how she's acting she'll just jump in."
Naruto sighed again at that as he stood to stretch before seeing She-Hulk throw her clothes out with a purple thong. "I gotta take this stuff slowly."
"Hey, you wanna hang out?!"
Naruto jumped slightly as She-Hulk yelled from the showers. "Sure!"
Later, Naruto changed into a black shirt with jeans and sneakers and waited for her to be done before she walked out.
Her hair was still wet and she was wearing a purple shirt and baggy low riding jeans that showed she had her leotard underneath.
"Let me put on my shoes and I'll be ready to go."
"OK," Naruto said before she bent over to pick up her work out clothes, thrusting her ass at Naruto. 'Take it slow!' Naruto thought of closing his eyes and took a calming breath.
To Be Continued.
A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.
Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.
She-Hulk is in the harem. The paring (Unless I'm not sure about who to add at first) will always be in the 1st chapter. And it's not a choice! I just put them up like choices in case I need to explain why I chose one to be with Naruto like Artemis for my Young Justice story I'm always explaining why I have her with Naruto instead of Wally.
And to those that may not know, this Ep. was shown out of order and is before the Deadpool Ep instead of after.
Nothing else to say.
Talk To You Later,
Lone Wolf Out.