full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
They were too busy to notice a figure watching them from a distance.
"Enjoy her while you can Uchiha because she's MINE..."
UH OH! NOT AGAIN!
THE POLICE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING THEIR JOBS...
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Uchiha mansion:
When they reached the front door of the Uchiha mansion Sasuke stopped in front of the huge door as he searched for his keys. "COWABUNGA, you live here?'' yelled Sakura in surprise. She knew her "boyfriend" was a famous and rich actor but this mansion was huge! It was big as something big...yeah!
"Hn" answered Sasuke (IF YOU CAN CALL THAT A ANSWER...)
Sasuke took out his keys and kicked the door open carelessly. Sakura was still completely frozen and blocking the entrance, she was staring straight at the wall in his house as if it was a UFO. Hooray for unidentified, flying objects!
Sasuke pushed her in as lightly as possible but apparently he was really strong so she fell right on her bottom. Sasuke sweat dropped as she started to shout some strange curses in gibberish. A language only she and Naruto could ever comprehend.
"Sorry" he muttered and he went over to help her back up.
"It's not okay!" Sakura yelled.
Sasuke stared at her.
"It's okay now!" said Sakura all of a sudden.
Sasuke stared at her very confused.
"You've been hanging around the idiot when he didn't take his medication yet haven't you..." accused Sasuke.
SILENCE
COUGH
SILENCE
"Maybe... -cough-CURSE YOU-cough- Yeahhh, So what do you think of your new friends? Besides Naruto because I know your going to say he's a loser that likes threatening candy'' said Sakura changing the subject.
She was really mad that Sasuke found out her SUPER-DOOPER-ULTIMATE-SECRET… who could blame her?
"Well..." began Sasuke as he thought back to a few minutes ago...
A really long flashback that basically takes up this entire chapter:
When Sasuke was carrying Sakura home they bumped into Sakura's friends… what a coincidence!
"Hey guys!" said Sakura.
Everyone greeted Sasuke and Sakura. The pink-haired girl then noticed Lee wasn't around.
"Where's Lee?" asked Sakura.
"He's probably working on his cool guy poses.'' answered TenTen.
SILENCE...
OKAY THERE...
''Sakura!'' Naruto shouted as he ran towards Sakura with Hinata beside him. He was about to give her a friendly hug until he noticed Sasuke was CARRYING HER?
HAS THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING? HAS TAP DANCING, TALKING BLUE BERRY MUFFINS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD?
"You can let me down now, Sasuke…" said Sakura. Sasuke grunted and dropped the poor girl.
"Owwww! Sasuke you jerk!" whined Sakura. Sasuke sighed in annoyance and offered the girl his hand.
"Hey bastard! How dare you just drop Sakura like that! Unhand Sakuraaaaaaa!" yelled Naruto as he started to pull on Sasuke. Or he thought he was…
"Idiot, I'm over here." said Sasuke monotonously as he watched Naruto idiotically pull on a branch rigorously.
"Ha ha..." Naruto laughed, nervously. "I thought the tree was you... I MEAN I was just testing you yeah that's it!" said Naruto lamely. Sasuke shook his head in disbelief. How could anyone be so dumb?
Suddenly a cloud of smoke appeared covering everyone's field of vision...
"What the hell!"
"Omg my hair!"
"Hinata?"
"Sasuke!"
''PERVERT!''
"I'M INSULTED..."
"WTF?"
"STFU!"
"I didn't say anything though…"
"Naruto!"
"Sakura?"
"NOOOOOO! My chips! That was 1 dollar and 12 cents! 12 cents!"
"ARF ARF!"
"BOW WOW!''
"This is so troublesome..."
"DUDE THIS IS LIKE SO WACKED OUT..."
SILENCE...
"RIIGHTT..."
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?"
The smoke began to clear and out appeared...KAKASHI!
"Naruto! You forgot to take your medication again haven't you?" Kakashi shouted as he pointed an accusing finger at Naruto.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DID YOU KNOW? I MEAN MAYBE..." said Naruto lamely.
Everybody stared at Naruto.
"I REALLY NEED THERAPY?" Naruto shouted, hoping they'd stop staring.
Everyone still stared at him.
"Will everybody stop staring at me?" he yelled.
They still stared.
"Please!" he begged.
They still didn't listen.
"Fine! I didn't take my medication! I was busy breaking into Kakashi-sensei's house and stealing all of his ramen! But, when broke into his house when he was sleeping and snoring I realized THERE WAS NO RAMEN! So then I saw some children and I tried to take their candy but they kicked my ASS! Can you believe that? What have their parents been teaching them? WHERE ARE THEIR MANNERS! So then I went to Konohamaru's house and begged for candy and I guess I forgot to take my medication...NOW PLEASE STOP STARING AT ME!'' confessed Naruto sobbing on the ground dramatically.
Kakashi was so happy he forgot the students were still there so he shouted: ''HA HA! I knew it! The finger never lies! Now all I need to do is find Gai and tell him it was Naruto and not Neji that broke into my house and then...and then..." said Kakashi.
"AND THEN?" asked everyone curious, what Kakashi has won except for Neji, who was still insulted that his own teacher thought he was a thief...
"I'll have 10 cents!"
Everyone fell to the floor...
"Well, nice talking to you guys I'll go now!" said Kakashi.
"Wait! Don't I get something for making you 10 cents richer?" asked Naruto.
"Uhh… look a unicorn!" screamed Kakashi. Naruto turned around. Kakashi then took the opportunity and escaped. Naruto then fell to the ground sobbing. "I missed the unicorn! NOOOOOOOOOO! Damn, Now I'll never meet Barbie…"
Sasuke shook his head in shame and pulled Sakura close to him, holding her hand. Just when the gang thought everything was back to normal a weird shrieking sound reached their ears.
"Sasukeeeeeeeee! There you are my unbelievably, delicious, hot classmate!" squealed a random fan girl. The fan girl approached the gang and narrowed her eyes.
"Sasuke!" squealed the random fan girl in disbelief. "Why are you holding HER hand?"
There was jealousy in the fangirl's unusual squeaky voice.
"Simple she's my girlfriend." replied Sasuke casually.
SILENCE...
Sasuke noticed that Naruto and Hinata were extremely close through this whole "WACKED OUT" experience.
"That's none of your business. Your courting that girl. Aren't you?" challenged Sasuke.
Everyone stared at Naruto and Hinata. Naruto's face was red from anger since Sasuke was right…again, while Hinata simply blushed.
"STOP STARING AT ME!" screamed Naruto.
"Hey like what about me?" shouted the random fan girl.
"Why don't you go date that random shoe guy in chapter 2?" suggested Shino.
"Hmmmm… He sounds pretty interesting! Thanks!" the fan girl said.
When the fan girl left, Kiba fell to the floor laughing.
"Bwaaaaaa! Haaaaaaa! Ha! Next thing you know they'll be making a website for Shino called exclaimed Kiba laughing so hard he started clutching his stomach and after that choking...
"You don't know how much I'd like to kill you right now..." said Shino.
SILENCE...
"Yeahhhh...so what were we talking about again?" asked Tenten.
"Oh yeah! Is it true you and Naruto are a couple?" asked Sakura.
"Ye-yes" stuttered Hinata with her face a light shade of pink.
''Congrats!'' said Sakura. All of the girls gave Hinata a supportive hug and then Sakura.
The boys stayed far away...they learned something new…girls are weird...
"So Uchiha, what did you do to get Haruno's attention?'" asked Neji.
Sasuke thought he sounded a little desperate?
"None of your business Hyuuga," said Sasuke.
"I see you know my name. I must be more famous then the great teen actor Sasuke Uchiha then" said Neji proudly.
Chouji took a bite of his chip and said while eating, ''Actually MUNCH Neji MUNCH I MUNCH think MUNCH he MUNCH just MUNCH...''
"WILL YOU STOP WITH THE MUNCHING?"
"How troublesome...I think Chouji's trying to say Sasuke just read you name tag" said Shikamaru lazily.
"What's that name tag for anyways?" asked Sasuke.
"I baby-sit...because it is my FATE!" sobbed Neji.
"I feel you pain..." said Kiba out of no where.
"Really?" asked Neji.
"No, but if it makes you feel better I can pretend to..." said Kiba.
"Sasuke, we better get going. It's going to rain soon…" said Sakura.
He nodded his head and turned back to his new friends. Even though they haven't said anything about being friends it was obvious they'd be best friends forever even Neji...right?
"I'll see you at school tomorrow because it is FATE! AHEM sorry about that...see ya" said Neji as he walked away.
"It's too troublesome to say bye but yeah...bye." said Shikamaru.
"MUNCH bye! MUNCH." said Chouji.
"ARF! ARF!" barked Akamaru.
"Akamaru says bye so I guess I don't have to!" said Kiba as he departed.
"Bye ramen! I mean people!" said Naruto as he and Hinata walked home.
After everyone said their goodbyes and left Sasuke and Sakura walked to the Uchiha mansion and that's how Sasuke made some interesting friends...
End of flashback
Back To Reality:
"Sasuke! Earth to Sasuke!" said Sakura as she waved a hand in front of Sasuke.
"Huh?" asked Sasuke dumbly.
"You were saying "well"...for the past 15 minutes! I was going to call 911!" said Sakura in a worried tone.
"Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore." said Sasuke.
"So what do you think of your new friends?" asked Sakura once more.
"I think the retard is a candy threatening idiot that falls unconscious whenever a shoe hits him, I think Hyuuga is a sissy because it is his FATE and he just is, I think the troublesome guy stole a copyrighted catch-phrase, I think the chip guy should keep munching his chips when talking because it pisses Hyuuga off, I think the "MATCHMAKER" is very helpful because he could get rid of my creepy fan girls, and I think the Dog dude is dog dudish...yeah..." Sasuke answered.
"So what do you think about my friends?" asked Sakura curiously.
"Well..." began Sasuke once more. "I think I should feel sorry for the girl dating the retard but I strangely don't..., I think the girl with the two bun thingy is stupid and aggressive, I think the blond haired girl is a idiotic fan girl..."
Before Sasuke could countinue Sakura whacked him with a FRYING PAN?
"Be nicer! What are you? Simon Cowell from American idol?"
"You didn't let me finish!" snapped Sasuke. "Even though they look idiotic and probably are they're your friends so I'll like them too, for your sake...and your annoying..."
Sakura raised the pan.
"Because I can't get you out off my mind!" said Sasuke quickly before the frying pan came to contact with his head.
"That's cheesy...but sweet." said Sakura. She leaned down and gave him a peck on the cheek.
"I can't believe that worked…" he muttered to himself in relief.
After they ate dinner and watched a movie Sasuke showed Sakura to his room.
"Do you mind if we share a bed?" he asked when they entered the room.
"Maybe..." said Sakura glaring at him.
"C'mon I'm not that bad… I've known you for what, 5 months now?"
"Yeah, and during the first 2 months you've been torturing me with pranks." countered Sakura. After a few minutes of awkward silence Sakura sighed. "Okay, fine. Just no pervert stuff okay? Like touching…" said Sakura with a smile.
"Deal" he said as he switched off the lights. They both lied down. Everything was quiet until Sakura shifted around and wrapped an arm around Sasuke.
"I thought you said no touching." said Sasuke.
"Hmmmm" she answered as she snuggled closer to him.
"You're starting to sound like me" he said teasingly.
She giggled and gave him a light kiss.
"Night" she whispered.
He kissed her and then hugged her closer.
"Night" he whispered.
Outside the mansion, a creepy stalker roams:
A mysterious figure stood at the front doors of the Uchiha Mansion. The thunder clashed and the rain fell as the figure took something out of his dark cloak.
(Cues evil theme song)
"You've had her for 5 months now Uchiha! You're time is up and my days of working at Mc Donald's to pay my dept is finally over! MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"KEEP IT DOWN YOU CRAZED STALKER!" said a random neighbor out of his window.
"Stalker? People are such critics these days...now back to my evil plan!" said the mysterious figure.
CLICK
CLICK
BAM!
CLICK
KABOOM!
"Opps..."
"I SAID KEEP IT DOWN! DON'T MAKE ME FEED YE TO THEE PLANT!" yelled the creepy neighbor.
"Mission complete! MU HA HA HA HA!"
"HEY DID YE HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID YE CRAZED LUNATIC STALKER?"
"I'll pretend I didn't..."
A/N: Lol the mysterious guy is serious yet clumsy...I hope you liked it! The mysterious dude will be revealed in the next chapter...dun dun dun dun! Hint: The evil guy is NOT Jin or Naruto (because he didn't cough when he did the evil laugh) you'll be surprised who it is...I think. Thanks again for reading and hopefully reviewing!
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Err my plan failed again!" yelled the mysterious figure. He started pacing around in the dark alley. ''I guess I'll have to do this in person." The mysterious figure stepped out of the shadows and out appeared...