full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen

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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:

"Mission complete… MU HA HA HA HA!"

''HEY DID U HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID YOU CRAZED LUNATIC STALKER?'

''I'll pretend I didn't...''

"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz

Outside the Uchiha mansion:

Sasuke stood at the front of his mansion as he impatiently waited for Sakura to get ready. Finally, the door busted open after what seemed like 10 years...

"Sasu-Sasuke." she said out of breath. ''Sorry it took me so long but I didn't have any clothes to change into so I borrowed yours….''

That got the Uchiha's attention. He abruptly turned around to see Sakura. Her hand was on the doorway for support and a bright smile adorned her lips. To his surprise he found himself smirking at her change of clothes. She looked gorgeous in them.

She wore a white t-shirt with the Uchiha fan insignia that was obviously too big for her with black shorts that hung down to her knees.

Sakura blushed at his intense gaze.

"She looks good with the Uchiha symbol on her" he thought inwardly. "The Uchiha symbol looks good on you." he said, nodding in her direction.

"Thanks" she said. She could feel her cheek burning from embarrassment. It was strange being complimented.

Something exceptionally shiny and silver flashed before his eyes. There was a silver bracelet on her wrist with the words ''I love you Sakura'' engraved with gold. It dangled carelessly as she moved her hand. Sasuke automatically knew it was from. Some random guy.

DUN DUN DUN DUN!

Wait a minute, if she cared for him why would she wear that?

"Sakura who gave that to you?" he asked protectively as he firmly grabbed her wrist. Sakura looked down at the ground to avoid eye-contact and nervously shifted her white sneakers.

"What do you mean Sasuke I bought it myself. she whispered.

Sasuke was furious that she would lie to him." He was about to speak his mid which was full of cruel words but he soon calmed down and released his grip on her wrist. He stared down at her small form and frowned.

"You're lying." he said calmly.

Sakura bit her lip and stared at him straight in the eye. "Give me some time." she said. Sasuke nodded, he respected her decision.

''Whoever this guy is he is not going to get in the way of our relationship.'' he thought arrogantly.

"Come on I'll drive you to school Sakura." he said, as he offered her his hand. Sakura nodded, took his hand, and flashed him a smile.

Sasuke lifted Sakura onto his motorcycle and then he got on.

"Sasuke I don't know if I can do this." she said as she placed his helmet on her head.

"Don't worry just hold on tight" he said. He began driving at a slow pace and then he sped things up. Sakura tighten her hold on him. She then heard a strange squeaking noise from...

THE WHEEL!

She stared at the wheel and noticed it was unstable and the screws that were holding it in place were going to fling out any minute which means...

"We'll crash." she whispered.

Sakura couldn't take it anymore she couldn't someone important to her again. It was too late to stop now they either had to jump or crash...

"What would Shikamaru do?" she thought.

"This is so troublesome...I'm going to go to sleep..." said the Shikamaru in her thought bubble. Sakura sweat dropped. He was defiantly no help now...

Sakura did the next thing that came to her mind...

Jump.

She leaned on the side of the motorcycle and heard some bolts and screws fall on the concret road. The motorcycle screeched she thought...

THIS IS IT!

"Sakura what are you doing?" demanded Sasuke as he glanced back at her. She didn't answer instead she screamed, ''Jump or die!'' Sasuke gave her a concerning gaze and placed one hand on her forehead while the other held the handle loosely.

Sakura took that chance and pulled him down. They both tumbled onto the sidewalk and then...

CRASH!

BASH!

MASH!

CASH?

The motorcycle crashed right into the tree up ahead.

"Why the hell did you do that? Don't tell me you've been hanging around Neji when he's talking about FATE!" said Sasuke staring at Sakura.

He wasn't exactly angry, he trusted Sakura with his life but this was really unexpected... Sakura didn't respond though she just pointed at the motorcycle. Sasuke averted his gaze to where her finger pointed at. At that exact moment the last screw that held the wheel together flung out and the wheel rolled away.

They would have crashed into that tree if they waited a second sooner...

THAT WOULD'VE HURT!

In a place with a dumpster:

"You haven't changed at all Sakura...still as bright as always." whispered the mysterious figure.

He smirked, an evil smirk that was so evil it was the evilest of all smirks...which was evil.

"It is time for plan B!"

Outside Konoha High school:

Both Sakura and Sasuke were injured but if they stayed on that motorcycle for a second longer it would've been worse.

No one was around the area at that time and Sasuke didn't really care about the motorcycle because he was filthy rich.

Sasuke carried Sakura up the school steps bridal style since Sakura's leg was injured during the strange espionage. Sakura tightened her grip on Sasuke's shirt when she noticed some fan girls glaring at her with jealousy, envy or just plain glaring. She was still not use to the glares from Sasuke's fan girls but whenever Sasuke noticed them sending her cold glares he would glare back.

They had about 30 minutes before class begun. Sasuke pushed open the door and entered not knowing what awaited them...

Inside Konoha High:

"Sasuke do you know where the nurse's office is?" asked Sakura, curiously. Sasuke didn't respond so she repeated her question but this time very loudly.

"Of course I do. I own this school after all..." he muttered.

25 minutes later...okay fine, 5 minutes later...

"Sasuke we've been going around in circles and you can put me down..." said Sakura.

"No, I'll find it myself! And I'm not letting you down until I find that damn place." growled Sasuke arrogantly as he pulled her closer.

"Arrogant jerk" muttered Sakura under her breath. Sasuke was too frustrated to hear her and who could blame him?

Suddenly, a sheet of paper came out of no where and slapped right into Sasuke's face.

"That's it you're gonna get the 3 R's," Sasuke yelled at the paper. "Reuse, reduce and recycle!" Sasuke, who was completely losing it, was about to throw the paper into the recycling bin but Sakura grabbed it from him. ''It's a map of the school," said Sakura. "Here follow the directions Sasuke."

He grabbed the paper from her and stared at it. He started walking in a moderate pace with Sakura still in his arms. A snicker could be heard from some far away place.

TROUBLE SENSES TINGLING...

Inside mysterious classroom/nurses office:

He entered the room that was labeled "nurse's office" on the mysterious map but it appeared to be a classroom. "Strange..." said Sasuke.

"Yeah, on this map it says this is the nurse's office." said Sakura, as she grabbed the map from the Uchiha. "I guess you don't know your way around the school too, eh princess?" said Sasuke teasingly.

"Shut up and put me down" she muttered, dryly. "Sure princess" he said sarcastically. As Sasuke was lowering her down the door slammed shut...?

WTF?

Outside the mysterious classroom/nurses office:

''MU HA HA HA HA! You're trapped I locked the door FROM THE OUTSIDE you'll never escape plan B!'' muttered the mysterious dude to himself like a complete psycho-path.

"I'll make sure Uchiha suffocates and...And then..."

PAUSE

"Being evil is tough I can't think of anything to say... Where's my little book of 'How to be an evil maniac' when I need it?" The figure leaned on the outside of the door at glanced at the tiled articulated hallways.

"Well, when Uchiha's gone I'll have Sakura again but Sakura...will you remember me?" he whispered.

Inside the classroom:

"It's locked" muttered Sasuke, as he attempted to twist the door knob.

"I could have sworn I heard someone out there." said Sakura.

Sasuke sighed, "Well Sakura we might as well wait and I'm sure whoever did this is long gone."

She curtly nodded at his statement. But seriously, boy could they be anymore wrong...

Sasuke sighed again, pointed at her silver bracelet and asked, "Sakura, no more excuses will you please tell me who gave you that bracelet?" Sakura's green eyes widened.

The mysterious figure, who was outside the classroom, listened intently as his eyes slightly widened at what he over heard.

"It was from my ex-boyfriend." she responded. "Ex?" asked Sasuke, his voice was filled with jealousy.

"H-he's deceased." she whispered. Sasuke's eyes widened as Sakura, began crying and sobbing uncontrollably.

"I killed him." she whispered. "I couldn't do anything! I just left him there to die I left him...it's all my fault." she cried. Sasuke pulled her into a comforting embrace.

"Sakura can...can you please tell me what happened?" asked Sasuke, gently.

"I was with him on a snowy Christmas night and then these thieves cornered us in an alley. They were after me...I still don't know why. He told me to leave and run but I couldn't so he threatened to kill himself if I didn't. So in the end I left and his body was never found, I could've fought with him then maybe he would still be here, today." whispered Sakura.

She clung onto Sasuke's shirt and cried, her tears soaking his shirt. "Don't leave me Sasuk! Please..." Sasuke closed his eyes and whispered softly, "Don't worry Sakura I'll never leave you...ever" He pulled her close to him and a sad smile crept its way to her lips. "Thank you..." she said.

Outside the classroom:

The figure leaned on the door. He heard the entire story and his lips tugged into a sad smile, also. "If only if you knew Sakura that I am very much alive..." He heard the sound of footsteps approaching. He stood up and disappeared at the last moment leaving no proof that he was even there.

Inside the classroom - It's a pattern:

"Someone's coming" said Sasuke as he pulled away from Sakura. He offered her a hand to stand together they went to the door. They heard a strange loud voice and they sighed in relief.

"NARUTO!" they shouted together. The footsteps turned louder and soon Naruto's voice was audible from the other side of the classroom door. "RAMEN?'' asked Naruto, intently on the other side of the door.

"Sure idiot, there's ramen now open the door." Naruto opened the door in a flash only to see Sakura and Sasuke. He frowned but his frown soon twitched into an awkward smile filled with delight.

"Sakura and someone I don't know!" greeted Naruto cheerfully as he pulled the two scholars into a tight embrace.

"Why do you have so many scratches Sakura?" asked Naruto, as he pulled away. Sakura didn't even get a chance to explain. Creepy music and a lightning background surrounded Naruto who had this angry maniac grin. His left eye was twitching and he punched a fist into his hand. "Don't tell me the desperate ass-hole attacked you!" he snarled.

He gripped the collar of Sasuke's collar in a futile attempt to chock him but Sasuke was too heavy for him to lift. "If I took my medication today I bet I would have been able to lift you, bastard" said Naruto.

"Sure, whatever you say and don't assume I'd even hurt Sakura, because I would never." said Sasuke coolly.

"You'll never get away with this, especially with that lame excuse!" shouted Naruto.

Sasuke sighed at pointed at the vending machine that Naruto failed to notice. "OMG CANDY! GIMME!" screamed Naruto like a child.

Sasuke and Sakura sweat dropped as they watched Naruto idiotically attempt to steal the candy by carving a rectangle on the candy dispenser with a pencil.

Dumpster Alley:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The man took a deep breath.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

He was silenced by a coughing fit.

"Err my plan failed again!" yelled the mysterious figure. He started pacing around in the dark alley. '''I guess I'll have to do this in person." The mysterious figure stepped out of the shadows and out appeared...

A NUTCASE...

NAMED...

After school:

"Sasuke is it okay if I visit the a-alley whe-where he..." Sasuke interrupted her. "It's okay Sakura, you don't have to ask I'll go with you." said Sasuke with a smirk plastered on his lips.

"Thank you" she said softly, again. She always thought Sasuke was the jealous type, she was right…he was really jealous. "Sakura"

Sakura stopped walking and glanced back. "Yes, Sasuke?" she asked.

"Do you regret meeting me? I mean if he was back would you-" She was right...he was worried and jealous and worried. Sakura pulled him down and kissed him on the lips.

"Does that answer your question?" she asked, giggling at his surprised expression. She began walking again but she was pulled back. She felt Sasuke's lips on her own. She could feel his lips form into a amused smirk. He pulled away and grinned. "Now it does." he responded.

They then continued to the alley.

Dumpster Alley:

"I guess I won't have to look for you after all" the man said as he heard approaching steps.

"We're here." Sakura's voice echoed through-out the alley. "Sakura, who was you're ex?" asked Sasuke. He was getting this strange feeling that they were being watched.

"He was..." Sakura trailed off. They suddenly heard footsteps...Sasuke and Sakura spun around. The mysterious figure stepped out of the shadows and out appeared…

"G-Gaara?" she whispered.

"Nice to meet you again Sakura. You too Uchiha." Gaara muttered. He said the word 'Uchiha' as if it was something disturbing like a drunk Gai and Kakashi in dresses singing karaoke at a bar.

Sakura was speechless. Gaara was alive and he knew Sasuke? The Sabaku turned his attention to her enraged boyfriend.

"Sabaku" said Sasuke.

"Uchiha" muttered Gaara.

What a great reunion...

A/N: Yay the mysterious dude is revealed! What will happen now? How does Gaara know Sasuke? Sakura said she'd choose Sasuke right? Will she change her mind because Gaara's back? I'm asking too much questions...tune in next time!

Next time in High School Of Weirdos:

"Who do you choose Sakura?" asked Sasuke. Gaara just stared at her...he hated to see her hurt but he wanted her as much as Sasuke did. ''I'm sorry but I'm going to have to choose..."