full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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Last time on High School Of Weirdos:
"Sabaku" said Sasuke.
"Uchiha" muttered Gaara.
What a great reunion...
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Mysterious alley:
"So it was you this whole time that TRIED to kill us." Sasuke said.
"Yes, it was me." said Gaara, emotionlessly.
Sasuke suddenly started laughing. Sakura and Gaara glanced at him as if he was mental and had to be sent to a mental institution immediately… which he did…
"Still have short term memory loses, eh? If you want a girl you don't try to kill them!" said Sasuke still laughing. Gaara was so focused on killing Sasuke he forgot Sakura would have been injured too...that's the magic of short term memory loss, or short attention span... it is also what your hapless author has…
"I'm not taking advice from you!" snapped Gaara. "Who do you think you are? The GREAT SHINO THE MATCHMAKER?" continued the man when no one responded.
"Yeah um…how do you know Shino?" asked Sasuke.
SILENCE
"None of your business…" snapped Gaara lamely.
"That was close, he almost figured out I visit the GREAT Shino's website and get advice for two easy payments of $24.99 per month plus tax…" thought Gaara, in utter disbelief.
"Well you should get some advice because you-" Sasuke was cut off by the pink-haired girl's angry scream. Sakura glared at the two men in front of her and took a deep breath.
''WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?'' screamed Sakura. Apparently, the deep breath she had just took did nothing except, cause her more anger.
"Well Sakura it turns out your ex here, was alive this whole time." said Sasuke back in serious mode.
"What are you detective Conan?" asked Gaara, intently.
''What are you talking about?'' whispered Sakura.
"No, are you a relative of Conan? His grandfather, perhaps?" questioned Gaara.
"He's my rival…I've known him for a while now before I transferred to this school" answered Sasuke calmly, as he ignored Gaara's insane interrogation.
Gaara stopped talking about Conan when and responded, "I see you still remember the time I won that school wide basket-ball game against you." He grinned, a sadist grin and continued, "I remember when you tripped over your own shoelace and fell flat on your face! MU HA HA HA HA!"
"Actually, Sabaku that was you..."
PAUSE
"Whatever..." muttered Gaara, lamely once more. "Damn you short term memo lost" thought Gaara, furiously.
"No, this is impossible...your body was never found!" said Sakura, who was still in denial. The drama arouses and so does the music.
"I was never found, because I went looking for you." said Gaara, as he began approaching Sakura, in a moderate pace.
Sasuke stood in his way, a frown was plastered on his lips.
"Hands off Sabaku she's mine." growled Sasuke.
"MU HA HA HA HA... I mean HA HA HA HA HA"
SILENCE
"Sorry, wrong laugh" said Gaara lamely.
"Naw, it's alright start over" said Sasuke.
"Okay, HA HA HA HA HA HA! Why won't you let her speak for herself Uchiha? Scared she'll leave you?" asked Gaara with his maniac-like grin with a hint of happiness, excitement and creepiness.
Sasuke turned to Sakura who was on the ground staring up at the sky confusedly.
Sakura's forest green eyes, diverted from the blue sky to Gaara. "All this time... you were alive… and you didn't even care enough about me? Enough to tell me? To look for me?" asked Sakura.
"I was looking for you this whole time Sakura" protested Gaara.
"How come it took you this long Gaara?" asked Sakura, in a cruel voice. Gaara said nothing but stared deeply into her eyes. "Well?" challenged Sakura.
No response…
"Answer me, Damn it!"
So dramatic…
Gaara winced at her cold voice and gazed at the ground. "I was afraid you've moved on… I was afraid you've forgotten me, I thought you've found someone else and push me away and guess what? I was right!" said Gaara.
"No, that's not true. I never forgot you, Gaara..." Sakura whispered. Sasuke frowned when he heard those words but said nothing. Time seemed to freeze, and after a lot of staring, silence and frowning, Sasuke spoke.
"Who do you choose?" asked Sasuke.
''What?'' asked Sakura. Sakura couldn't see his eyes because of his dark bangs, which were shielding his eyes.
"I..." said Sakura.
Sasuke smirked and said, "If you really love that person, you wouldn't hesitate. Choose the person who's really important to you, Sakura."
PAUSE & SILENCE
DRUM ROLL?
(What? Not yet! Kicks drum away, sorry continue...)
"Well Sakura?" asked Gaara.
"Who do you choose Sakura?" asked Sasuke. Gaara just stared at her...he hated to see her hurt but he wanted her as much as Sasuke did. ''I'm sorry but I'm going to have to choose..."
DRUM ROLL
"Stop..." said Gaara.
SILENCE
"What's wrong Gaara?" asked Sakura, her voice filled with concern.
"Its time I told you something..." said Gaara.
"Something?" asked Sakura and Sasuke.
"I left you alone this whole time and you suffered because of me" said Gaara.
Sakura shook her head, confused at his point. "What are you saying Gaara?" asked Sakura.
"M-maybe it's time to move on." whispered Gaara. Sasuke's eyes widened.
"You...you don't mean...are you serious, or suffering from a powerful hang-over?'' demanded Sasuke.
"I'm dead serious. Plus, If I was suffering from a powerful hang-over which I am not, I'd be singing the alphabet back-wards" responded Gaara.
He turned to Sakura.
"I'll never forget you Sakura." said Gaara.
"Gaara..." started Sakura, shakily.
"I'll still be here for you, when you need me...not like before..." said Gaara.
"But..." Sakura started but Gaara interrupted her again.
"Will you do one last thing for me Sakura?" asked Gaara. Sakura nodded. "Anything." She breathed.
"Please smile...for me...one last time'" She nodded and she smiled for him, a true smile. Gaara gave her one last embrace then turned to leave. As he was walking out of the alley he stopped beside Sasuke.
"Take care of her or ELSE I'll make sure she won't be yours anymore Uchiha." muttered Gaara, in a tone low enough for only Sasuke to hear. He then exited the alley, without sparing a single glance back.
His footsteps disintegrated until they could hear no more... "You won't have to worry about that, Sabaku." said Sasuke after he left.
There was total silence...
''Let's go Sakura." Sasuke said, followed by an inaudible sighed.
Sakura nodded and they exited the alley...
Sakura's house (outside):
"Sasuke, I'm really sor-" began Sakura.
"I don't mind Sakura." said Sasuke, interrupting the girl beside him. He stopped walking as they approached her house. Sasuke turned around to face her.
"To be honest, I hate the fact that you were once someone else's but now your mine." He said.
He leaned down and captured her lips in a chaste light kiss. "I'll always love you Sakura, remember that, alright?"
"And I'll always love you." she responded. Sakura entered her house and collapsed onto her couch. "I hope what you said was true Sasuke because we're going to have lots of things threatening our relationship..."
Sasuke's house:
BEEP! Sasuke looked at his cell phone... "A text message from the idiot?" THE FOLLOWING IS SASUKE'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM NARUTO:
Hey bastard what's up? The ceiling is!
HA HA I'M SO FUNNY! SERIOUSLY!
Anyways we're having a MEGA CHAT today so get your butt ( which will never be as good as mine) off wherever you're sitting on ( which is probably not as good as what I'm sitting on ) and get on your computer!
We'll CHAT CHAT and CHAT some more until um...until I win the ramen lottery which Neji will help me with!
Did I tell you Sakura will be online?
She told me that she would rather date me then you because of my great butt and ramen knowledge so yeah just wanted you to know that I AM ONE COOL DUDE...DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY?
I like candy...I also like...OMG I G2G RAMEN IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
NOW GO ONLINE...OR ELSE THE RAMEN WILL COME AFTER YOU...AHH...AHH...AHH!
NO NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE...
From someone who is way better than you: Naruto
Sasuke sighed when he finished reading the message. If ramen was taking over the world and attacking him how did he have time to give him the details?
ONE OF THE WORLDS GREATEST MYSTERIES...
UZUMAKI NARUTO
Sakura's house:
BEEP! Sakura looked at her cell phone...
"A text message from Naruto?" thought Sakura. THE FOLLOWING IS SAKURA'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM NARUTO:
Hey Sakura! We're having a MEGA CHAT today right here. Right now!
Lazy-ass, bastard, Hinata, Ino, Neji, Tenten and I the Great Uzumaki Naruto will be there!
Hope you can make it and the Sasuke told me to tell you he wants you to bear his children like that perverted guy in Inu-yasha.
You're probably wondering how I'm going to afford the bill for sending all of theses text messages right?
Well, I charged all of this on the Sasuke's credit card so I won't have to pay!
I AM ONE SMART GUY EH? MU HA HA HA HA HA! COUGH! AHHHHH! SORRY I HAVE TO GO THE BASTARD IS HERE!
NOOOOOOOOO SASUKE I WAS NICE TO YOU! NICE TO YOU!
From: Naruto
Sakura was really confused and amazed that he could send her a text message while being attacked...
Shikamaru's house:
BEEP!
Shikamaru didn't look at his cell phone...
BEEP!
He still didn't look at it...
BEEP!
Still not looking at it...
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
"This is so troublesome why me!" cried Shikamaru. THE FOLLOWING IS SHIKAMARU'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM NARUTO:
Hey lazy guy I don't want to know!
Since you're too lazy to read this I'll make it brief.
We're having a MEGA CHAT today! If you think this is troublesome think of how Ino will be there too!
I know you like her!
DON'T LIE YOU DO!
You're probably wondering how I know this right.
Well, when I stole Sakura's Halloween candy and then ran to your house to steal ramen I noticed this ugly notebook thingy.
I opened it and there was your SECRET JOURNAL! MU HA HA HA HA HA! COUGH! CHOKE!
Who knew you didn't think it was troublesome to write?
I started reading it then I started ripping the papers and folding paper airplanes!
Don't worry I kept you're hard work there I just used 99 pages in your 99 paged notebook!
So go online think of Ino and remember I'm the RAMEN THIEF!
I also have an evil theme song! Download it for $3.99 plus tax!
From: Naruto
"How troublesome I actually read that all...he calls that brief?" thought Shikamaru.
Ino's house:
BEEP!
Ino looked at her cell phone...
"A text message from a NARUTO?'' thought Ino.
THE FOLLOWING IS INO'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM A NARUTO:
Hey Ino-chan!
I'm a really hot guy so go online!
We're having a MEGA CHAT and I know you like Shikamaru so go online he'll be there BELIEVE IT!
Did you hear the new song Ramen Ramen by Ramen boys?
It's a great song you should totally listen to it!
They also made a song called Ramen we're going down!
RAMEN BOYS ROCK AND SO DO I!
From: Naruto
"Ramen boys?'' thought Ino.
Tenten's house:
BEEP!
Tenten looked at her cell phone... "NARUTO?" thought Tenten. THE FOLLOWING IS TENTEN'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM A NARUTO:
Hey Tenten-chan go online OR ELSE!
We're having a MEGA CHAT OR ELSE!
Don't hurt me for threatening you...OR ELSE!
OR ELSE WHAT you might be thinking right?
Well, for one thing I'll send my ramen after you MU HA HA HA HA!
COUGH! COUGH!
Remember I rock...OR ELSE!
From: Naruto
Neji's house:
BEEP! Neji looked at his cell phone...
"I knew this would happen because it is FATE!" thought Neji. THE FOLLOWING IS NEJI'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM NARUTO:
Hey Neji what's happening?
How's life? How's FATE? How's the future?
We're having a MEGA CHAT today right now but you already know that because it's FATE but I'm just reminding you!
Also, since you can see the future can you tell me who'll win the Ramen lottery?
I bet I'll win because I bought all 200 tickets!
IM SO BAD-ASS!
MU HA HA HA HA HA! COUGH!
SHOCK!
What there are actually 1000 tickets?
MUST GO BUY THE OTHER 800 TICKETS IT'S MY FATE!
From: Naruto
"How did that idiot find out there was actually 1000 tickets?" thought Neji.
Hinata's house:
BEEP!Hinata looked at her cell phone...
"A text message from Naruto?" thought Hinata.THE FOLLOWING IS HINATA'S TEXT MESSAGE FROM NARUTO:
Hey Hinata!
We're going to have a MEGA CHAT!
Everyone's going to be there you HAVE to come!
It's starting now!
I also sent you a CD of Ramen boys!
There's also a surprise!
Hope you like it!
From: Naruto (a.k.a ramen thief)
Naruto's house:
Naruto placed his original soundtrack into the CD player...
NARUTO'S EVIL THEME SONG BEGAN TO PLAY...
"MU HA HA HA HA! COUGH! COUGH!"
"MU HA HA HA HA! CHOKE! CHOKE!"
"COUGH! COUGH! LET THE CHATING AND RAMEN BEGIN!"
Naruto then looked at his computer screen and fainted... What he saw no one will ever be able to discover...
A/N: Hope you liked this chapter...in the next chapter I'll make sure they'll be Neji/Ten and Shika/Ino! Ha ha guess who George is for fun… please review. xD
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