full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
disclaimer: I own nothing.
Last time on High School Of Weirdos:
"COUGH! COUGH! LET THE CHATING AND RAMEN BEGIN!"
Naruto then looked at his computer screen and fainted... What he saw no one will ever be able to discover...
''High School Of Weirdos''
By:LimeQuartz
Attention: Some words are not typos for examples: four is 4 and "what" will be spelt as "wat" in this chapter so please don't think these are typos. Also further into the conversation Sasuke will change his display name into SasukeS2Sakura. S2 is a heart if you didn't know. It took me a while to recognize it…
The following takes place online:
This is troublesome...has signed in
It is your FATE! has signed in
Ramen Thief has signed in
Weapon master has signed in
I love BAD-ASS guys has signed in
Your fallen angel. has signed in
Hinata Hyuuga has signed in
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. has signed in
George has signed in
GEORGE?
This is troublesome...has been added to the convo
It is your FATE! has been added to the chat room
Weapon master has been added to the chat room
I love BAD-ASS guys has been added to the chat room
Your fallen angel. has been added to the chat room
Hinata Hyuuga has been added to the chat room
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. has been added to the chat room
George has been added to the chat room
Ramen Thief says: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys!
George: H-E-Y! B-U-D-D-Y!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: who in the right mind invited you?
George says: ...
George says: Uhhhhh…. Ummmmmmm… Duhhhh…
George says: G-2-G!
George has left the chat room
Your fallen angel. says: Hey who's George?
Weapon master says: He's probably that random shoe guy in our class... you know…
Your fallen angel. says: No, I don't know…
Weapon master says: ……
Ramen Thief: That was him? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I missed my chance...
It is your FATE! says: Chance for what?
Ramen Thief: I thought u could predict the future Neji! I WANT REVENGE! MU HA HA HA HA! COUGH! COUGH!
It is your FATE: I KNEW THAT!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: You do know you don't have to type the –cough- when you are attempting to do the evil laugh, right?
Ramen Thief: ...maybe… maybe not! You shall never know!
This is so troublesome... says : This is so troublesome... I could be finding a cure for cancer at this very moment but NO. Incompetent, troublesome, people…
I love BAD-ASS boys says: Hey Shika-kun ur actually on! I thought u wouldn't come! Considering ur so lazy…
This is so troublesome… says: I'm not that lazy woman! Hmmm… that is awkward.
Ramen Thief says: Yeah sure we believe u...
I love BAD-ASS boys says: Wat is awkward?
This is so troublesome… says: You spelt "you're" as "ur" and "what" as "wat"… you're grammar is terrible…
I love BAD-ASS boys says: Wait wat? You're not Shika-kun! Imposter! Wat did ya do with the real Shikamaru ASUMA-SENSEI?
This is so troublesome… says: I'm not Asuma and it is true. Your grammar is preposterous…
I love BAD-ASS boys says: preposterous? Such a long word. Yep. That's Shikamaru.
This is so troublesome... says: …..
Ramen Thief says: Back to wat we were talking about! Shikamaru you are lazy…
I love BAD-ASS boys says: -Dramatic gasp-
This is so troublesome... says: LIAR! I am not lazy…
Weapon master says: Yeah that's why you wouldn't even move when I threw a snowball at ur face in grade 6...
This is so troublesome says: ...no comment
Ramen Thief: Yeah! Tenten! Give me 5!
Weapon master: Yeah, um, that's kinda hard considering the fact that we're online...
Ramen Thief: Oh yeah... wait! We're online?
Hinata Hyuuga: Naruto why does the CD package you sent me have a ring? In the envelope? My parents are scolding me…
Ramen Thief: I wanted to propose to u... Hinata will u OFFICIALLY be my girlfriend?
It is your FATE! says: HOW DARE U PROPOSE TO HINATA? THIS IS NOT UR FATE!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: smooth Hyuuga, very smooth
It is your FATE! says: I WILL STRANGLE U NARUTO! I WILL STRANGLE U!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: Yes, Hyuuga, very smooth indeed...
It is your FATE! says: AND THEN I'LL EAT ALL OF YOUR SECRET RAMEN STASH NARUTO!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: I've suddenly lost all of my respect for you, Hyuuga
Ramen Thief says: I suddenly lost all of my respect 4 u 2 Neji...
10 silent minutes later...
Hinata Hyuuga: Naruto, ummm isn't this a little strange since we're online?
Ramen Thief say: Not at all! We're online?
It is your FATE: AHA! YOU'VE FINALLY COME BACK! LIKE I WAS SAYING I'M GOING TO EAT ALL OF UR RAMEN IN FRONT OF YOU AND THEN...
Weapon master says: AND THEN?
This is so troublesome... says: ...Horrible grammar…
I love BAD-ASS boys says: WELL?
It is your FATE! says: AND THEN...
Your fallen angel: Spit it out already!
This is so troublesome... says: Is that your catch phrase or something, woman?
Your fallen angel. says: Shut up… I only said "spit it out already" twice… Once in chapter 2 and once now…
Weapon master: Both of ya shut the fuck up…
This is so troublesome... says: Such horrible language…
Weapon master says: So wats gonna happen after you eat all of Naruto's ramen, Neji?
5 minutes later...
Weapon master says: WELL! NEJI?
It is your FATE! says: Sorry went to get some ice-cream...
Your fallen angel. says: Okay...so what's going happen?
It is your FATE! says: I dunno...I guess something evil will happen...
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: Did you have to make it so dramatic?
It is your FATE! says: What? It's FATE...
SHINO THE MATCHMAKER has been added to the chat room
Kiba & Aka has been added to the chat room
Konoha's GREEN BEAST has been added to the chat room
FABULOUS has been added to the chat room
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… has been added to the chat room
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! has been added to the chat room
PROUD to be perverted / It's in my genes has been added to the chat room
Mystery… I am never wrong! has been added to the chat room
Half-demon... not! has been added to the chat room
Your fallen angel. says: Naruto u idiot u should have told us u were inviting… the principal?
Ramen Thief says: They hacked into this convo Sakura!
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! says: Is that idiot, Orochibaru in here?
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… says: NO HE ISN'T!
PROUD to be perverted / It's in my genes says: Man, Orochimaru, do you seriously have to make it so obvious...
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… says: JIRAIYA, YOU OLD PRICK, SHUT UP!
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! says: I knew you were here, now hand over your credit card.
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… says: PFFF why does this fiction even have credit cards? It's not in the show and it's unauthentic!
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! says: Because the author wills so! Now, give me the code and card.
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… says: Why don't you ask the old man?
PROUD to be perverted / It's in my genes has left the chat room
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… says: Smart-ass...well off to another, random convo…
Orochimaru. Tsunade, you spelt my name wrong… has left the chat room
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! says: Smart-asses...
The urge to kill someone is… I'll kill you Orochibaru! has left the chartroom
Your fallen angel. says: Okay, that was weird...
Half-demon... not! says: Hey! Losers! Have you guys seen a shard of the Shikon jewel?
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: First of all there's no Shikon whatever here, secondly you shouldn't have a computer and lastly, you are in the wrong show...
Half-demon... not! says: I knew that...
Mystery… I am never wrong! says: I don't think so! From the clues I've acquired you are in fact in the wrong show and u are in that SOMEONE'S house using that SOMEONE'S computer!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: I just said that, idiot...
Mystery… I am never wrong! says: ...I said it in a more intelligent way so HA.
Half-demon…not! says: BUSTED!
Half-demon... not! has left the chat room
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: You know you're also in the wrong show/fanfiction, right?
Mystery… I am never wrong! says: I, Jimmy Kudo, am NEVER wrong I mean...I, Conan Edogawa am NEVER wrong!
Avenger. : First time for everything now go back to your own fandom a.k.a category...
Mystery… I am never wrong! says: I should have went into Yugi's chat room...he has the heart of the cards!
Mystery… I am never wrong! has left the chat room
Ramen Thief says: heart of the tards?
It is your FATE! says: heart of the cards…
Avenger. Gaara is a loser says: You're a retard...
Ramen Thief say: thanks!
SILENCE...
10 MINS LATER...
SHINO THE MATCHMAKER: Naruto where's my 2 easy payments of $24.99 per month plus tax?
Ramen Thief says: I DEMAND A REFUND! THAT RING ATTACH TO THE CD PLAN DIDN'T WORK!
It is your FATE! says: Because I willed it!
SHINO THE MATCHMAKER sas: The SHINO THE MATCHMAKER company clearly states no REFUNDS and NO EXCHANGES!
Ramen Thief says: How do u exchange and refund advices anyways? Plus there's no fine print to read!
SHINO THE MATCHMAKER says: Exactly! It's fool-proof.
Kiba & Aka says: Don't mind Shino… he's just acting like Shino right now...
Konoha's GREEN BEAST says: Sakura will u do me the honour of going on a date with me?
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: She's taken
Your fallen angel. says: Sasuke don't be rude! Of course I'd love to Lee…
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: She doesn't know what she's talking about...she's taken…
Konoha's GREEN BEAST says: Thank you Sakura!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: Don't make me go OOC.
SHINO THE MATCHMAKER: I might be able to solve this love triangle with two easy payments of $24.99 per month plus tax!
Weapon master says: Yeah, Shino now's not a good time...
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: Sorry, Bushy brows, she won't be able to go out with you since she's I don't know… T-A-K-E-N? Wait let me get a thesaurus. She's unavailable, claimed, taken, owned, etc.
Your fallen angel. says: You jerk! I'd love to go out with you Lee!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: Sakura, do you want me to go over there and KNOCK some sense back into you?
Ramen Thief: O.O...u guys did IT? Man, keep it 2 urselves!
Pink-haired angel: NO WE NEVER DID IT!
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: yet...
Ramen Thief: ...I always knew you were a closet pervert that read porn when he wasn't at school…
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: …..
Your fallen angel. says: As much as I'd like to know what Naruto is talking about, I'd have to say, we haven't done it.
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: yet...
Your fallen angel. says: Whatever... anyways Lee would you still like to hang out?
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. says: …..
Avenger. Gaara is a loser. has changed his/her name to SasukeS2Sakura
SasukeS2Sakura says: Yea like I was saying we're going out Lee as u can tell by my display name…
Konoha's GREEN BEAST says: NO! I AM TOO LATE? 2 LATE! THIS WILL NOT ENHANCE THE YOUTHHHHHHHHHH! UGHH STUPID DUB! THIS PHRASE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
Konoha's GREEN BEAST has left the chat room
SasukeS2Sakura says: What a loser, he listens to my screen name but not me?
Your fallen angel. says: Sasuke you made him leave! It was just one minor date…
SasukeS2Sakura says: I don't like him, okay?
Kiba & Aka says: Hey who's this "FABULOUS"' person?
FABULOUS says: So now you notice me! (Pulls out meter stick out of no where and slams it on my computer) It is I, your fabulous teacher, KAKASHI! Did you maggots, do your homework?
Kiba & Aka has left the chat room
This is troublesome... has left the chat room
It is your FATE! has left the chat room
Ramen Thief has left the chat room
Weapon master has left the chat room
I love BAD-ASS guys has left the chat room
Your fallen angel. has left the chat room
Hinata Hyuuga has left the chat room
SasukeS2Sakura has left the chat room
FABULOUS: Why does this always, happen?
SHINO THE MATCH MAKER: I may be able to answer your question for two easy payments of $24.99 per month plus tax...
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"You made it Neji..." said Shino.
Neji merely nodded astounded that THE yes, THE GREAT SHINO was in front of him.
"Do you have the goods?" asked Shino, quietly. Neji nodded again as he reached into his pockets and handed IT to Shino.
"FINALLY..." said Shino he then smirked victoriously as his dark non-transparent glasses flashed.
He grinned as he stared at IT.