full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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Last time on High School Of Weirdos:
''At least we're late together'' said Sasuke as he pulled her close to him.
''Yeah...together'' she whispered.
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
Shino the matchmaker's headquarters:
"Aww Shino! Why does your secret hiding place to be all smelly?" whined Naruto.
"Elementary Naruto, the boys change room is so smelly no one will come!" said Shino, proudly.
"Well you got the smelly part right!" snapped Sasuke.
"So, who am I suppose to give my excellent, wonderful, words-can't-explain advice to?" asked Shino.
"Me... How troublesome," replied Shikamaru.
Suddenly, the door to the boys change room busted open. Standing at the doorway was Sakura, who appeared as if she was about to collapse, due to exhaustion.
"Shikamaru! Ino's leaving for Suna tonight!"
SILENCE...
"Ino, who?" asked Chouji.
A vein appeared on Sakura's head...
"OUR INO! YAMANAKA INO!" she screamed.
PAUSE...
"Oh..." they replied
SILENCE...
"WHAT!" they screamed
Sakura shook her head in disbelief and answered, "Ino's moving back to Suna with her relatives…"
"She has relatives there? I thought her relatives would be at the doctors." said Sasuke.
"Why would her relatives be there?" asked Sakura, thoughtfully.
"Because they're deaf from her shrieking, of course." muttered Sasuke, as if it were the most obvious thing on planet Earth.
Naruto suddenly fell on the floor and started laughing.
"What's so funny? Don't tell me Sasuke was ACTUALLY funny! Wait a minute! What have you done to Naruto! He would never laugh at something so lame!" accused Shino.
"What are you talking about? I am Naruto!"
"Liar!" screamed Shino, pulling out a pointy, sharpened pencil.
"AHHHHHHHHH! No! I just had a funny thought about the 'relative' thing! I would NEVER laugh at Sasuke's lame jokes!" said Naruto, cowering behind Sakura.
"Okay, so what was the funny thought?" asked Shino, putting away the pencil.
"Ha ha! It's just that...wouldn't it be funny if Gaara was her cousin or something?" asked Naruto.
"Yeah... how do you know Gaara?" asked Sakura.
"I stole candy from his house once!" said Naruto, proudly.
"In other words you begged him, didn't you?" asked Sakura.
"Maybe..." said Naruto sheepishly.
"Shikamaru you have to stop her. She might stay there... FOREVER!" said Sakura.
"Dun dun dun dun!" said Kankuro, dramatically out of no where.
The gang turned there heads to Kankuro, who was leaning on the doorway.
"What are you doing here? This is a secret meeting. Can't you read the humongous sign on the door?" demanded Sasuke.
"Yeah… I saw it… but I can keep a secret! As for why I'm here, I don't know. I just got fired by this creepy guy..." said Kankuro, shrugging.
"Can you be more specific? There are a lot of creepy people here..." said Sasuke, glaring at Neji.
"What are you staring at Uchiha? Don't tell me you're desperate!" screamed Neji, cowering behind Kankuro.
"Hey kid! I'm no body guard!" screamed Kankuro.
He then left the change room, stomping off in a girly manner.
PAUSE
"Okay that was creepy..." muttered Neji.
"Yes, very. Now, we're running out of time go stop her Shikamaru!" said Sakura.
"It's her decision. Who am I to stop her? And why don't you do it?"
"She wants to hear it from you Shikamaru," said Sakura, desperately.
DRAMATIC PAUSE
"Fine...how troublesome," he muttered.
"Yay!" shouted Sakura, as she began throwing confetti into the air.
"ACHOO! IMA-LER-GEC!" screamed Shino, who was attempting to say 'I'm allergic'.
"I thought you were allergic to gym shorts!" screamed Naruto accusingly.
SILENCE
Train station:
''Troublesome people! Bringing me to a train station and then all of a sudden decided to walk their rabbits! I don't think Shino even has a one!'' muttered Shikamaru.
"Train B will be leaving for Suna now." rang the announcement.
"That voice sounds familiar..." thought Shikamaru. "Wait, did he say SUNA?"
He swiftly ran to the train and saw Ino leisurely reading a book by the window.
''Ino!'' he yelled.
"Shikamaru?" asked Ino, looking around in the train. Ino stared out the window and saw Shikamaru running, like Naruto would if ramen was sold for half price. The train then started moving slowly.
"Ino...AHH!" yelled Shikamaru, as he tripped, over his own shoelace.
"Shikamaru!"
HOW DRAMATIC...
Ino ran towards the driver's room. She shivered, when she heard someone say, "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!"
"Stop the train!" she yelled, as she opened the door.
She twitched at what she saw. There in the driver's seat was Ash Ketchum from Pallet town and Pikachu. Both Ash and Pikachu were listening to the Pokemon soundtrack. The only words in the current song they were listening to were" "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL POKEMON!"
"What are you doing here!" screamed Ino.
"I'm the driver!" said Ash.
"Shouldn't you be catching Pokemon, or something?" asked Ino, horrified, as Ash and Pikachu started doing the forbidden, out of date, "Disco".
BIG MISTAKE
As soon as Ino said, "Pokemon," Ash Ketchum started singing the "Pokemon" theme song, rather horribly.
Ino covered her ears, "Shut up!" she pleaded.
Ash lowered his head in shame and turned to Pikachu. "I told you we should have worked at the circus!"' he yelled, at his partner in crime.
"Pika! Pika!"
"Don't back talk me!" yelled Ash, as he began strangling Pikachu.
"How do you even, understand him?" asked Ino, curiously.
"I don't know...you should ask the creator." said Ash, then he walked through the train's exit. Leaving the door open.
Ino sweat dropped.
The door was open the whole time...
''Shikamaru!'' she screamed running out of the door.
"Why me?" asked Shikamaru, as he was tackled onto the ground by Ino.
"You came." she exclaimed, in utter disbelief.
He smiled.
"Why wouldn't I?" he asked.
"I don't know it's just that you're lazy and weird...'' Ino said. Shikamaru placed his hands firmly on her shoulders, interrupting her sentence in the process. He gazed into her eyes and she glanced back. He leaned in slowly, his grip on her shoulders relaxing, and placed his lips ever so lightly on her own.
Reporters, who were ready for action, appeared. Cameras flashed wildly, blinding the scholars and everyday people who were in the building.
"Guess he's not so lazy after all…" the Naruto gang muttered, among themselves.
Gai-sensei: You little Pika thing I'll sweep you away using my young mop!
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOO! Pikachu!
"Guess I'm not so lazy after all." he breathed, as he pulled away.
The Naruto gang then shouted, "We said that already!"
"Shut up you're spoiling the mood!"
The Naruto gang blinked. "What mood?" they asked, altogether.
"Um..." began Shikamaru.
Since it was too troublesome to think of anything he did the easiest thing that came to mind... he kissed her again.
Shino punched his fist into the air, victoriously and exclaimed, "Yes! Shino the Matchmaker prevails once again!"
The reporters gave each other questioning glances. "Shino the match maker is right behind us! This is not an imposter, seriously!" said one of the reporters. Fan girls soon appeared out of no where and began to flood the sub-way.
Shino took a step back and 'attempted' to shield himself from the light by pretending to be still like a tree, in a dark corner. When the stalkers approached he ran and shouted, "NO! My identity has been discovered! Must escapeeeee!"
Ash then came to the scene and made a peace sign. He grinned and said, "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!" He paused, when he received, confused stares. "I MEAN….GOTTA CATCH EM ALL…"
"POKEMON!" screamed Neji.
SILENCE…….
"WHAT?" the Hyuuga questioned.
Ash shook his head and muttered, "Get your own catch phrase..."
Next time on High School Of Weirdos:
Sakura pushed the cafeteria doors opened and approached Sasuke. A look of distain was visible in her facial features.
"You lied'" screamed Sakura, slapping Sasuke, in front of the whole cafeteria.
"You used me! I never want to see you again," she yelled.
"Sakura" he called out, after her, confused.
"Shut up! I don't want to hear it! We're over!" she cried, as she left the cafeteria.