full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen

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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:

"POKEMON!" screamed Neji.

SILENCE…….

"WHAT?" the Hyuuga questioned.

Ash shook his head and muttered, "Get your own catch phrase..."

"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz

Cafeteria

Sakura pushed the cafeteria doors opened and approached Sasuke. A look of distain was visible in her facial features.

"You lied" screamed Sakura, slapping Sasuke, in front of the whole cafeteria.

"You used me! I never want to see you again," she yelled.

"Sakura" he called out, after her, confused.

"Shut up! I don't want to hear it! We're over!" she cried, as she left the cafeteria.

"CUT!" yelled Tenten, shaking her head in shame.

Sakura entered the gym once more, and sent the director a questioning glance.

"NO! NO! NO! Sakura, you need more emotion more power into that bitch slap! I didn't rent the cafeteria for this!" snapped Tenten. She whipped around to face the bored, uninterested, Uchiha. "And you, Mr. I'm-going-to-make-Tenten-fail-due-to-my-idiocy, need to be all sad and embarrassed!"

"Why are we doing this again?" asked Sasuke, as he rubbed his burning cheek in distain.

"We're this because it's going towards our drama mark, Sasuke. Be happy Asuma-sensei allowed us be in the same group!" said Sakura.

"How come Naruto doesn't get slapped by a crazed girl?" demanded Sasuke.

An evil, sinister grin, made its way to the director, a.k.a Tenten's, face. "Heh, oh he will alright… he will..." she muttered.

SILENCE...

Tenten sweat dropped "Did I say that out loud?" she asked.

Everyone nodded.

"Opps..."

Suddenly, Asuma came crashing through the cafeteria doors, with, a crumbled piece of paper in hand.

"Okay, folks, I'm here to explain this little drama project… again!" he said, as he pulled out a cigar.

"Hey! Stop attempting to pollute the air!" yelled Naruto, pointing an accusing finger at his teacher.

Asuma paid no head to the warning and he pulled out his lighter.

Neji sighed, and pulled out an umbrella out of no where. Everyone started to hide in different spots for cover...

They all started chanting the countdown.

3...

2...

1...

"HAPPY NEW YEAR!" shouted Naruto, as the sprinklers went on from the smoke.

"ACK! NOT AGAIN!" yelled Asuma, as he crushed the cigar under his sandal, and ducked, under a nearby table.

The announcements began to start at that moment... what a coincidence.

"Please pay attention to the news of the day..."

"Attention, Kakashi, has caught pie fever, so he will not be teaching today! NO, STOP HIM! THAT'S CHERRY PIE! DO YOU HEAR ME? CHERRY!''

"Ahem...sorry about that..."

"Secondly… um… ohh yeah! Tsunade is the best principal ever and she did not force me to say this for 10 dollars if that's what you're thinking!"

"And last but not least, the sprinklers have been installed in the cafeteria so a certain someone won't smoke and attempt to pollute the air anymore! Thank you, for listening to the news of the day and thank you for technology!"

"And thought I got it all planned out!" cried Asuma.

"Well you sure thought wrong..." muttered Ino, under her breath.

"Like I was saying! This project is for you're drama and health mark! You have to make a romantic play full of violence! Gooooooood violence… not crappy water gun violence, okay?" exclaimed Asuma.

"Ughh… This sounds like the work of Kakashi-sensei," mumbled Sakura.

''Actually it is! He said, he'll be there to mark your presentation."

Everyone groaned, knowing, how much ACTION their perverted sensei wanted.

"Lighten up! Now, Tenten is the director as planned. The stars will be Shino, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru and Ino!" said Asuma.

"But..." Shikamaru tried to protest.

"No buts! Ew, that sounds wrong... and disturbing… anyways Neji and Lee will be working on the sound effects during the performance. Last, but not least Jin will be working backstage with the lights and stuff..." stated Asuma.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" everyone screeched, in pure horrification.

"That loser will probably try to sabotage Sasuke, and Sakura's, kiss scene!" screamed Tenten, pulling her hair in utmost horror.

"YES!" yelled Lee, punching the air in triumph.

SILENCE...

"Um, that came out wrong. I meant to say… uh… what a shame... yeah! That's it!" corrected Lee.

"I'M SORRY BUT JIN IS DOING THIS AND THAT'S FINAL!" yelled Asuma. Apparently, he screamed so loud that a nearby window broke. The students stared wide-eyed at their teacher. "Singing Lessons" muttered Asuma.

Naruto stifled a laugh. He then casually walked up to Asuma and muttered in a low and creepy voice, "Hey, I know a place were our beloved principal hasn't installed the sprinklers yet"

"Errr... that's bribing and you're probably lying!" accused Asuma.

"Well, it was worth a shot" said Naruto, shrugging at his failed attempt.

"I knew it! Anyways start on the play because it's due tomorrow." said Asuma, as he exited the cafeteria.

"Okay, you heard him let's start this thing" yelled Tenten.

"Boy, I sure feel sorry for you Neji" whispered Naruto.

"Shut up," retaliated Neji, lamely.

"Let's redo Sasuke and Sakura's scene again!"

"Don't slap me too hard" said Sasuke.

"Don't worry you won't even feel a thing!"

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2 hours 7 minutes and 55 seconds later...

After their 64th time of doing the scene over and over again Tenten was satisfied.

Sasuke, whose face was covered with bruises, sat on a chair while holding a freezing ice pack to his cheek, scowled.

"I thought you said I wouldn't feel a thing!" Sasuke barked, at his classmate, as she sat down on the seat beside him.

"I never said that..." said Sakura sheepishly.

Sasuke gave her the 'oh-and-I'm-a-pizza-delivery-guy look.'

"I guess I got carried away?"

"Sure, I believe you." responded Sasuke, his voice dripping with sarcasm. All of a sudden a really loud voice interrupted their conversation...

"SHIKAMARU, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO LET INO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU, NOT DODGE HER ATTACKS!" yelled Tenten, from across the room. She was in her evil-obsessed director mode. It was best not to point out her insaneness, everyone thought.

Sasuke and Sakura sent each other questioning stares.

"And I thought I had it bad..." Sasuke mused, to himself.

Principal's office:

"Are they here yet?" asked Tsunade, her voice contained hints of impatience.

"Yes, Tsunade," answered Shizune.

The door opened and Jiraiya and Orochimaru entered.

"Nice to see you again, Tsunade," said Jiraiya, a creepy grin was plastered on his lips.

"I bought pie!" yelled Orochimaru, out of no where, as he smiled his creepy supposedly-nice smile.

"What happened to him?" whispered Tsunade.

Jiraiya shook his head with pity. "Therapy" he answered. Tsunade joined Jiraiya as they shook their heads in pity.

"So, does anyone want pie before the great poker game?" asked Orochimaru, cheerfully.

"OMG PIE?" asked some random person.

"STOP HIM!" yelled Tsunade, pointing at the deranged Kakashi, who was going after the pie.

In slow motion Jiraiya, slowly and dramatically jumped onto Kakashi, and grabbed the pie like a football. He then landed on the ground with pie splattered all over him. The scent of cherry pie filled the air… not that it didn't before.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Kakashi, in denial as Jiraiya squashed the pie before his eye. He walked over to Jiraiya, as calmly as possible, and tried to strangle him but he was pushed aside by Orochimaru.

"Jiraiya speak to me!" yelled Orochimaru, kicking his some-what friend.

The perverted man groaned and muttered his last words...

"T-This was my best shirt..."

With those words Jiraiya did some dramatic choking noises and closed his eyes.

"NOOOOOO! He was so old! He sacrificed his best shirt for us!" wept Orochimaru.

Tsunade shook her head in disbelief as she watched Orochimaru weep and Kakashi get pulled away to some unknown place… most likely therapy.

"This day just gets weirder and weirder." muttered Tsunade, as she turned her attention back to her paperwork.

Cafeteria:

"And action!" yelled Tenten.

"No Shikamaru! Why did you have to die?" cried Ino dramatically.

Shikamaru's eyes opened, "Because it's part of the script."

"ARGH! SHIKAMARU! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO ANSWER HER!" yelled Tenten, in frustration.

"I can't help it" said Shikamaru.

"Then you leave me no choice," muttered Tenten, with her evil director-obsessed smile.

Tenten pulled out a roll of tape and a bottle of super glue

"WHA...WHAT NO PLEASE!" begged Shikamaru.

It was too late...

Next time in High School Of Weirdos:

"NARUTO YOU PERVERT!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GIRL'S CHANGEROOM?"

"AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A GIRL!"