The Sequel
Chapter 1 -- We're Back!
No, this is not a hallucination! Yes, you are actually reading the first paragraph of the sequel to Strange Happenings Involving Two Completely Insane People, very appropriately titled… The Sequel! I'm guessing you want me to start the fic now, right? Well, first, read yet another disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
It was a normal day on the starship Enterprise, considering what a normal day on the Enterprise entails. Attacks by the Borg, tachyon beams, Q harassing Capt. Picard, etc. But, oddly enough, none of that stuff had happened. In fact, the biggest problem they'd had all day was Spot had a hairball. So, come to think of it, it wasn't a normal day at all.
Readers: GET ON WITH IT!
Okay, okay. Here it is.
Suddenly, Frizz and Sarah appear on the bridge.
Capt. Picard: AAAAHHHH!
Frizz and Sarah: We're ba-a-a-ck!
Random Ensign: Huh? Who are these people?
Data: They are Frizz and Sarah, who had been given Q-powers by Q for reasons unknown. They abducted various crew members and killed and resurrected the captain many times.
Sarah: Did you put us in you records?
Data: Yes. After you sent us back here, we quickly updated the records. You have been listed as "Very Dangerous. And Very Strange."
Frizz: I'm glad we're finally being appreciated for our talents.
Will Riker: What talents?
Sarah: The talents to annoy, frighten or disturb anyone we come into contact with.
Worf: You have not frightened me!
Frizz: -Makes millions of tribbles appear around Worf-
Worf: -Emits a high pitched girly shriek-
Bridge Crew: -Cracks up-
Spock: This is highly illogical and must stop immediately.
Sarah: You're from a hundred years ago. What are you doing here?
Spock: It appeared to be of the utmost importance that I stop this irrationality before it goes on for another twenty chapters like the last one did.
Frizz: You read that last one? Why didn't you review?
Spock: It appeared to be illogical.
Frizz: The heck with illogical! I want reviews!
Random Reader: Stop begging for reviews!
Frizz: -Throws tomato at the reader and hits him in the face-
Sarah: You can through stuff at the readers? Yay!
Sarah: -Throws many foods at the readers, including tomatoes, potatoes, cabbages and raw fish-
Review! I started again! Doesn't that deserve a little recognition?