full summary: A candy threatening weirdo, a rich heartthrob, a pink haired sweetie, a "I want every one to say I'm pretty or suffer girl", a shy peaceful girl, a kick-ass weapon master, a "this is your fate so deal with it" dude, and a WIZARD? Join the gang as they do the weirdest things ever! SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
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Last time in High School Of Weirdos:
"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!" screamed Kakashi clapping his hands together like a maniac while a creepy grin was plastered on his face.
"Who would've expected such drama, comedy, romance, humour and dumbness all in one play?" asked Asuma. "A PLUS, PLUS!" exclaimed Asuma and Kakashi. They then began jumping up and down.
Yes, what a strange day indeed...
"High School Of Weirdos"
By:LimeQuartz
In a store:
Uzumaki, Naruto was pacing around in a local shop, shopping for food DUH! Ahem, sorry about that…anyways he wasn't in a good mood because the ramen shop was closed so here he was, in a store without ramen...who would've thought?
"Hmm…what should I buy?" he thought, grumpily.
Suddenly, something caught his eye…A BOX? A BOX OF…
"CEREAL!" screamed Naruto, jumping into the air in excitement.
AND IT HAD A PRIZE?
"YAYNESS!" he screamed, as he took the cereal off the shelf and ripped it apart without even thinking.
A flash of blinding light emerged…
"AHH! MY EYES!" screamed Naruto dropping the box of cereal. When the light disappeared, the guy who was working at the cashier was in front of Naruto and he looked REALLY angry.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE SON?" screamed the cashier dude, with a baseball bat in his hand.
"I'm your son?" inquired Naruto curiously.
"NO! Luke I am your father!" screamed Darth Vader, appearing out of no where with his cape flying from the air conditioning.
"I'm not Luke, I'm Naruto!"
"SHUT UP! FROM NOW ON YOU SHALL BE LUKE! YOU ARE MY SON!" screamed Darth Vader as he pulled out a light saber. At that exact moment the cashier hit Vader with the baseball bat.
OUCH…
"Now that he's out of the way answer me! Do you know what you've just done?" demanded the cashier dude, furiously.
"I opened a box of cereal without paying?" answered Naruto.
"CORRECT! I mean NO! You just unleashed a terrible curse you baboon!" screamed the cashier dude, gripping his baseball bat tighter due to anger.
"I'm not a BABOON! I'm LUKE! I mean NARUTO!" he screamed.
"What ever…you shall pay for your idiotic action" screamed the cashier, as he raised the bat above his head.
"OKAY…I MEAN WHATTTT!" Naruto jumped out of the way just in time, causing the bat to collide with the floor. He then ran for the door but it was locked! Or so he thought…
"YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE!" screamed the cashier as he approached Naruto 'zombie' style. Cue horror theme music and screaming people…
"HEY, MAN! IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WACK-A-MOLE GO TO CHUCK-E-CHEESE!" screamed Naruto, jumping out of the way again.
"MU HA HA HA HA HA HA! Hey wait a minute! Are you questioning my authorities?" demanded the maniac cashier.
"Maybe…wait, you're an authority?"
SILENCE…
COUGH
"YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR TRETCHERIES!" screamed the man, as he jumped behind his cashier counter and bought out…WTF?
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Naruto, as he fell to his knees. How did this lunatic know his ultimate, secret, weakness, next to candy and ramen?
"HA HA! YES, IT'S MY HOMEWORK A.K.A ALGEBRA! THE MOST FEARED OBJECT IN THE UNIVERSE!" screamed the cashier, as he began banging on his counter for some odd reason.
"Mu…must…es…escape," muttered Naruto, dramatically, as he reached for the door knob.
IF ONLY THE MANAGER COULD SEE THIS…
"YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE! IT'S LOCKED!"
Suddenly, a burst of wind magically came from the air conditioning causing the doors to fly open…
SILENCE…
"Just leave will you?"
The next day:
"Huh, was that all a dream?" thought Naruto.
He pushed himself off his bed and ran a hand through his blue hair. Wait, blue hair? He looked down…he had KNOCKERS? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? He scanned his environment, this wasn't his room! He turned around to be face to face with a mirror.
A girly scream erupted from his mouth:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Before Naruto could countinue his girly scream. There was suddenly, a loud knock at the door. Naruto quickly rushed towards it and pulled it open. It was Shikamaru…something was different about him though…
"Hinata! You have to help me!" he screamed.
"I'm Naruto, you lazy ass! Some how I've wounded up in Hinata's body!" screamed Naruto, his voice high pitched.
"So, you're Naruto, you say?" asked Shikamaru, thoughtfully.
"YES! I'm Naruto, not Hina-"
Naruto didn't get to finish his sentence when he felt a stinging pain on his right cheek. Technically, it's Hinata's cheek since he's in her body…
"WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHIKAMARU!" screamed Naruto, backing away due to fear.
"YOU IDIOT! YOU MADE ME CHIP A NAIL!"
"Shi…Shikamaru?" asked Naruto, who was really freaked out. Why was Shikamaru acting so girly?
"THIS IS ALL ONE OF YOUR STUPID PRANKS ISN'T IT? YOU'RE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BODY SWAP!" he screamed pointing an accusing finger at Naruto.
"But if you're not Shikamaru then you're…"
"..…"
"YOU'RE KAKASHI AREN'T YOU?"
"BAKA! IT'S ME, INO!" screamed Shikamaru, hitting Naruto's head.
"OW…HEY WAIT! THAT MEANS…"
"I'm in her body, how troublesome" Naruto and Ino turned towards the new voice, and it was none other than Ino, with Shikamaru's rotten personality.
"WHAT IS HAPPENING? IS THIS FREAKY FRIDAY OR SOMETHING?" screamed Ino, through Shikamaru's body.
"No, it's freaky Sunday!" screamed Naruto.
Shikamaru and Ino gave Naruto death glares indicating it was time for him to keep quiet. "Wait, what exactly happened?" the lazy man asked, mildly interested for once.
''I don't know…Wait, I remember now! It's the curse of the cereal box!'' screamed Naruto.
"What are you talking about? Talk normal for once!" screamed Ino, punching a fist into her hand threateningly.
"I met this cashier guy in a store and he tried to kill me for unleashing the curse of the cereal box…"
SILENCE…
"So… how do we get rid of this troublesome thing?" asked Shikamaru, in Ino's body.
"Good question"
Shikamaru, Ino and Naruto turned around to be greeted with Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura.
"YOU GUYS SWITCHED TOO?" screamed Naruto, slightly bewildered.
"YES, AND THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ISN'T IT?" screamed Sakura, in Sasuke's body.
"Sakura stop doing that! You're making me look girly," muttered Sasuke who obviously was in Sakura's body.
"Oh yeah! Then get your hand of my ass!" she screamed, pointing at herself.
"MY HAND ISN'T ON YOUR ASS!" screamed Sasuke, defiantly.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Tenten, waving a bottle of super glue and tape threateningly. In this case it looked like Neji was doing it though…
Suddenly, a fan girl appeared as if on cue…
"Neji!" squealed the fan girl. Tenten cringed as the creepy fan girl approached her.
"Will you go out with me?" asked the fan girl seductively. Tenten felt herself turning very, VERY angry. For once she was glad Naruto had done something stupid.
"Now, time to break this fan girl's heart" thought Tenten, in Neji's body evilly. "Listen, little girl. Why would I date you when I'm dating Tenten? She's fabulous, beautiful, lovely, smart, brave, courageous…"
"Brave and courageous are the same…"
"SHUT UP!"
No one dared to argue…
"Hey, that line was only meant for me!" screamed Kakashi out of no where.
Tenten kicked Kakashi to some unknown place (probably over the moon) and sighed as she continued her speech through Neji, "Anyways, Tenten is pretty, beautiful, enthusiastic…" Neji sweat dropped, as he watched himself act like a total obsessed freak.
"Idiot, explain how this happened." demanded Sasuke.
"DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT YOU BASTARD! NOW, COME ON GUYS! LET'S THINK POSITIVE! From now on Sakura will be emotional, Sasuke will be all happy, Neji will be all talkative, Tenten will be emotional person two, Shikamaru will be all girly, Ino will be lazy, Hinata I mean myself will be hyper and hot, while my old self will be shy and faints a lot...and hot!"
Everyone drowned Naruto will death glares.
"Please…go…easy…on…Naru…Naruto" whispered Hinata, intertwining her fingers together nervously. It was weird seeing Naruto stutter.
"ARGH! My head hurts! Who's who? Why did Naruto just stutter!" screamed Tenten.
"You're Neji and Naruto stuttered because it's not Naruto but Hinata…" answered Naruto, confusing himself.
SILENCE…
"When did Naruto get so smart? Is this DESTINY?" thought Neji, curiously.
"Wait, why aren't you stuttering Hinata?" asked Tenten, in Neji's body.
''BECAUSE I'M NARUTO!'' screamed the blond. Correction: blue-haired.
"Ohh yeah…"
"Ino, how can you survive wearing this?" asked Shikamaru, trying to pull the purple mini skirt down.
"Well, how do you survive wearing a net shirt? Isn't this used for fishing?" countered Ino.
"BREAKKKK IT UP DUDES, OR IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I SHALL PUNISH YOU!" screamed Tenten.
"OKAY! THAT WAS WEIRDDDD! NOW WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" screamed Sakura, like a lunatic pulling at her now spiky, gelled blue hair.
"Let's go visit the cashier guy, I'm sure he has some ideas." muttered Neji, coolly.
Without a moment's hesitation everyone ran to the store…
The store:
"HA HA! I told you, you'd pay for your treacheries!" screamed the cashier dude.
"Ohh put a sock in it! How do we reverse this troublesome curse?" asked Shikamaru.
"There is only one way but it is considered impossible," said the cashier dramatically.
"TELL US!'' the Naruto gang shouted all at once.
"Well…you need…"
Everyone leaned closer.
"BALONEY!"
"WHAT?" screamed the Naruto gang.
"Ha ha sorry! I was thinking about my stuffed bear Baloney." said the Cashier.
Everybody sweat dropped.
"What a beautiful name, now spit it out!" screamed Sakura, angrily.
"I swear, women. That is soooooooo your catch phrase." muttered Shikamaru.
"Okay, well back on the topic. To turn back to normal you will need..."
Everyone leaned closer.
"MILK!" screamed the cashier.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"This isn't another stuff animal is it?" asked Neji, aggravated.
"I'm afraid not...BUT I WILL BE!" screamed the Cashier dude, scribbling the name down on a nearby notepad.
"Where is it?" asked Sasuke.
"Well, it was here…but someone bought it earlier today…" the cashier trailed off, when he saw angry glares.
"THE INTELLIGENT MAN'S NAME WAS ITACHI! DON'T KILL ME!" screamed the cashier cowering being the counter.
"ITACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?" everyone screamed.
"PARDON MY FRENCH BUT JE SUIS CONFUS!"
"BAKA! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID?"
"NO! THAT'S WHY I SAID PARDON MY FRENCH NOW QUICK! WE MUST HURRY BEFORE ITACHI DRINKS THE MILK!" screamed Naruto, pointing towards the door.
''I KNEW ITACHI WASN'T LACTOSE INTOLERANT!'' screamed Sasuke angrily.
"Hey, what happens if Itachi is able to magically drink all of the milk in one day?" asked Tenten.
"Well…you'll be stuck…forever…" said the cashier dude.
''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!''
"Sasuke! I mean Sakura! I mean you freak! Please tell me your brother isn't going to magically be able to drink it all in one day!" screamed Tenten.
"Well…Oh shit…"
"What's the troublesome news? TELL US!" screamed Shikamaru, kicking a nearby cereal box.
"Itachi's having a sleep-over today…"
"SO?" asked everyone.
"Which means the shark guy will be there…"
"SO?"
"Which means there will be lots of pancakes…"
"SO?"
"WHICH MEANS MILK YOU DUMB-"
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FINISHING THAT WORD IN THIS K PLUS RATED FANFIC!" screamed the cashier dude, bringing out a baseball bat.
SILENCE…
"This isn't a K plus rated fiction but whatever! Let's go stop Itachi!" said Sakura.
"YEAH!"
The riot rushed out the door before you can say "EXACTA-MOON-DO"
"Poor kids…I tried to warn them," thought the cashier as he smirked. He pulled his mask off when the gang was out of sight…
"IDIOTS IT WAS I, ITACHI, ALL ALONG! MU HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Will the Naruto gang ever return back to normal?
Why was Itachi pretending to be a cashier dude?
Why am I asking you these questions?
Tune in next time and find out!
Next time in High School Of Weirdos:
"Where's Itachi? I want my pancakes!" screamed Kisame loudly.
"Be quiet, yeah! You're annoying me, yeah!" screamed Deidara, as he continued going through Itachi's wardrobe.
"What are you looking for?" asked Sasori, monotonously.
"Heh, heh yeah! I found it, yeah!" screamed Deidara.
Everyone crowded around him to see the great discovery.
"O" muttered Sasori.
"M" muttered Hidan.
"G, yeah!" shouted Deidara holding the item up for the world to see. "It seems my hypothesis was correct, yeah" said Deidara in a smart tone of voice putting on his imaginary glasses. "Itachi…"
DRAMATIC PAUSE...
"Wears boxers covered with teddy bears, yeah!" screamed Deidara.
"THAT'S IT! YOU'VE TAINTED MY MIND! IN THE NAME OF THE SUN I SHALL PUNISH YOU!" screamed the shark-like man pointing at Deidara.
"Don't you mean moon? In the name of the moon I shall punish you?" asked Zetsu.
SILENCE
"Whatever…"