The Sequel
Chapter 2 -- Monty Python Logic
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In the last chapter Frizz and Sarah appeared on the Enterprise to plague Capt. Picard and his crew yet again.
Spock: This is highly illogical!
Sarah: The heck with logic!
Sarah: -Makes Spock disappear-
Data: Spock appeared to be a very… logical person. I would have liked to talk with him more on the matter.
Frizz: We can be logical!
Data: I highly doubt that.
Sarah: A witch will weigh the same as a duck because they both float and therefore are both made of wood.
Data: That is not logical at all.
Deanna Troi: I think its Monty Python logic.
Frizz: Hey, Picard, can you pronounce this
Frizz: -Hands Capt. Picard a slip of paper the reads "Raymond Luxury Yacht"-
Capt. Picard: Umm… Raymond Luxury Yacht?
Frizz: Nope! It's pronounced ThroatWobbler Mangrove.
Capt. Picard: That makes no sense at all!
Will Riker: Let me guess, more Monty Python logic.
Frizz and Sarah: Yup!
Alex: Hi!
Dj: Hi!
Entipy: Hi!
Sarah: Where'd you guys come from?
Entipy: Temporal anomaly.
Will Riker: We really should start using that Temporal Anomaly Repellent.
Q: -Walks in and smacks Capt. Picard with a large fish-
Capt. Picard: Q, why did you smack me with a fish?
Q: A large fish Picard, a large fish.
Capt. Picard: Okay, Q, why did you smack me with a large fish?
Q: No reason other than I'm bored.
Worf: Wow. In five minuets we've gone from having seven people to eleven people.
Alex: Okay, why is that relevant?
Borg: Nothing is relevant! Resistance is irrelevant! And futile! Like grammar!
Dj: Shouldn't it be "We are Borgs?"
Wesley: Am I the only one who's, even slightly concerned that the Borg are here?
Capt. Picard: Pretty much.
Wesley: Great.
Worf: Thirteen people now.
Wesley: -Goes off to Crusher quarters to do something useless-
Worf: Twelve.
Entipy: Are you two planning on keeping us here for very long?
Frizz: No. Just until we're bored of you.
Entipy: Great.
Capt. Picard: -Spontaneously combusts-
Worf: Eleven again.
Will Riker: Yay! Now I get to use the ready room! And keep the fish!
Borg: Fish are futile! No… wait… Fish are irrelevant!
Borg: -Self-destructs because of failure to say things correctly-
Worf: Ten.
Deanna Troi: What about all the responsibility and hard work and honor that goes into being captain?
Will Riker: I don't care about any of that stuff. I just want the fish.
Data: I believe the fish's name is Livingston.
Frizz: That's what it says in the StarTrek Encyclopedia.
Dj: I wonder what made him spontaneously combust.
Q: I was me!
Will Riker: Go Q!
Random Crew Member: What alien life from has taken over your body?
Will Riker: I'm not sure. I'll ask Dr. Crusher later.
Please review. Oh, and Entipy, sorry for using Monty Python again.