The Sequel
Chapter 3 -- The Power of Forty-Two
Disclaimer: I don't own StarTrek, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or the number forty-two.
I can't think of anything.
Sarah: Data, what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Data: It is… Oh come on! That joke has been done like a million times! Everyone knows it's forty-two! Sheez! I mean, hasn't everyone read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Will Riker: I haven't!
Data: Well, everyone knows you're an idiot.
Deanna Troi: I haven't either!
Random Ensign: Neither have I.
Worf: Nor have I!
Data: Wait! None of you have read Hitchhiker's Guild to the Galaxy?
Whole crew: NO!
Data: What about the people who aren't a member of the crew?
Everyone Who is Not a Member of the Crew: We have!
Sarah: What happened to Alex and Dj and Entipy?
Q: Temporal anomaly.
Wesley: Hi!
Will Riker: Didn't you go off to do something useless?
Wesley: Yeah, but now I'm here to do something useless.
Deanna Troi: Do you ever do anything useful?
Wesley: No. Not unless the episode is about me. Then I do something amazing, because I am a prodigy after all.
Worf: -Mutters "Showoff"-
Will Riker: Oh, I forgot, Q! Get off my ship!
Q (really annoying): No! Only Jean-luc can tell me that!
Will Riker: I'm captain, I can do whatever I want!
Q: Fine!
Q: -Brings Capt. Picard back-
Will Riker: Awww. I really wanted the fish!
Capt. Picard: Q! Get off my ship!
Q: That's better!
Frizz: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sarah: Why the evil laughter?
Frizz: Because it's my story and I haven't had a single line yet.
Frizz: I just realized I haven't brought anyone here who's not from this time period yet!
Frizz: -Brings David Bowie, the old young David Bowie, not the new old David Bowie-
David Bowie: Umm… hi.
Sarah: What's with this David Bowie kick you've been on?
Frizz; I don't know!
Deanna Troi: -Emits a high-pitched girly scream- OMG! David Bowie! I'm your biggest fan of the 24th century! -Another girly scream-
David Bowie: Umm… thanks.
Deanna Troi: -Runs up and hugs David Bowie-
David Bowie: AAAAHHHH! -Runs away to another part of the ship-
Will they go and find David Bowie? Will they stay on the Bridge and annoy everyone? Will they…
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