The Sequel
Chapter 4 -- The Adventures of David Bowie in Engineering
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Wow. This is my second chapter today! I'm feeling creative!
In the last episode… I mean chapter, David Bowie ran away screaming because Deanna hugged him. I don't blame him. So, this part takes place in engineering.
David Bowie: So, where am I?
Geordi La Forge: You're on the Starship Enterprise, engineering.
David Bowie:-Grins- You mean I've been abducted by aliens?
Geordi La Forge: No. Just two omnipotent teenage psychos.
David Bowie: Oh. Still… I'm on a spaceship with aliens! YAY!
Geordi La Forge: If you're David Bowie shouldn't you be wearing a dress?
David Bowie: No. See the hair? -Points to his bright orange hair- That means I'm in my Ziggy Stardust stage. And that I've recently been in 'The Man Who Fell to Earth". I won't be in dresses again for a little while.
Geordi La Forge: Oh. Okay then.
David Bowie: So, what is all this stuff?
Geordi La Forge: I have no clue. I just make up words for them and pretend I know what I'm doing. That's why techno babble exists. And why we have so many malfunctions.
Frizz: There he is!
Frizz, Sarah, Data, Worf, Capt. Picard, Q and Wesley enter engineering.
David Bowie: You didn't bring that woman did you?
Sarah: No. We thought it might be hazardous to your health.
David Bowie: Why have you brought me here?
Geordi La Forge: You're just full of questions aren't you?
Frizz: We brought you here because we thought it might annoy some people. Like you.
David Bowie: Well, I thank you. I am now on an actual space ship!
Will Riker: It's not that big of a deal.
David Bowie: Are you kidding? We just landed on the moon!
Worf: Actually, it's the 24th century.
David Bowie: Oh. Have you found any Starmen?
Capt. Picard: No.
David Bowie: How 'bout Major Tom?
Capt. Picard: No.
David Bowie: A Jean Genie?
Capt. Picard: No. We did find a God-like being that's completely annoying.
David Bowie: Who?
Q: Me.
David Bowie: Cool!
Frizz: Have you been in "The Man Who Fell to Earth" yet?
David Bowie: Yes.
Sarah: Have you even seen that movie?
Frizz: No. My parents won't let me.
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