The Sequel
Chapter 5 -- Untitled Due to Lack of Imagination.
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In the last chapter nothing happened worth recapping on.
Sarah: So, if you parents won't let you see "The Man Who Fell to Earth" why do you keep putting it in your story?
Frizz: No reason.
David Bowie: How did you get me here?
Geordi La Forge: Why do the people you bring always ask so many questions?
Sarah: You're asking a question!
Frizz: I can't explain how I got you here. I just did it.
David Bowie: That's good enough for me!
Deanna Troi: -Runs in- Oh! David! I found you! -Hugs David Bowie again-
David Bowie: Get off me you psycho!
Deanna Troi: -Lets go- I am sensing great stress and discomfort from you.
Worf: You just hugged him!
Deanna Troi: So? I like hugs okay?
Frizz: You're a real touchy-feely kinda person aren't you?
Data: Commander, did you ask Dr. Crusher what alien life form has taken over your body this time?
Will Riker: No. I think I'll do that now.
All: -Go to sickbay-
Q: You know, I could have just told you what alien life form has taken over you body.
Capt. Picard: Q! Get off my Sickbay!
Beverly Crusher: It's my sickbay not yours! Q! Get off my Sickbay!
Sarah: -Makes Q go away-
Wesley: -Spontaneously combusts-
David Bowie: Does that happen often?
Geordi La Forge: There he goes with the questions again!
Data: It happens fairly often, but usually in Engineering, not Sickbay.
Worf: I don't think it's ever happened in Sickbay. Oh, and we have ten people now.
Capt. Picard: Why must you keep record of how many people we have here?
Worf: I don't get many lines, that's why.
Will Riker: Hey, Beverly, what alien life form has taken over my body?
Beverly Crusher: Don't call me Beverly. -Scans Will Riker with the scanny thing- It's an "Aguyetgase" that's taken over your body.
Geordi La Forge: Did you just make that up?
Beverly Crusher: Yep!
David Bowie: You ask questions too!
Will Riker: So, am I going to make it?
Beverly Crusher: No. Not until I find some amazing cure just in the nick of time to save you.
Will Riker: Okay!
Q: Or I could save you right now.
Will Riker: Sure!
Q: -Snaps fingers and saves Will Riker form an untimely death-
Will Riker: Thanks!
Sarah: Awww! I hate Riker!
David Bowie: Are you a part time stapling machine?
Sarah: -Bursts into tears- Yes! Yes! It's true! I am a part time stapling machine! -Cries some more-
David Bowie: It's okay. I was once a part time stapling machine.
Frizz: But I thought you've been a musician forever.
David Bowie: No. Before that I was a mime. But being a mime doesn't pay much. And you're hated by the general population. Anyway, I needed some extra money, so I took a second job as a part time stapling machine.
Worf: Umm… did I miss something here?
Review! I feel depressed today, and you review would make me feel better!
Reader: How corny.
Me: Yeah, it is corny, but I'm running out of ideas. And I really am depressed.