I DON'T OWN naruto if I did sasuke would be a girl and naruto and sakura would be a couple
Chapter 1: We're here
"Okay out of rock lee and my brother Thomas who would you want to date more." Daniella said trying to suppress her laughter.
"Hmmmm lets see well rock lee has his caterpillar eyebrows and is leader of the gai'cough'gay'cough club and your bro is just ugly .Hmmm weirdo or fat ugly crazy person. I'll choose rock lee Kay it's my turn now." Charlie said with an evil grin
"Oh God what will she say. Will involve gaara Kun maybe but it best not have anything to do with sasuke. Damn it sasuke is the biggest bitch I know crap I hope Charlie doesn't know what I'm thinking." Daniella thought
Charlie could see that Daniella was pulling a I hate sasuke to his guts face
"Okay what would you do if you and sasuke were at MacDonald's." Charlie exclaimed
Dani had her mouth hanging open (anime style)
"That's it Kay I would stab him in the eye with a really hot French fry coved in salt and kick him in the balls twice and get the nearest pointy object and stab him 12 dozen times in the back then I'll feed him to dogs and burn the dogs poop and when it is his funeral I'll spit on his grave mwahahaha."
"You're a flipping psychopath aren't cha and a murderer and wait a minute …. You dissed sasuke."
Charlie had an evil look in her eye whist Dani was getting prepared to run for her life she was quite good at this because she lots of practice cause she just needed to insult sasuke at least once a day. But it made Charlie very very angry.
"YOU DISSED SASUKE!" Charlie shouted as she charged towards Dani
"OH HOLY SPOON OF JESUS SAVE ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!" Dani shouted hoping that the holy spoon would save her
I would just like to say that Charlie and Dani was doing this in Dani's room it was also 11 O-clock at night soon after the police came they calmed down and started talking about naruto.
"You know haku makes a really good looking girl heck I bet he could be in a girl's school if he wanted." Dani had a smile on her face Charlie then replied "What haku's a boy I thought he was a girl." She then added haku to her cute boys section.
"Hey wouldn't it be cool if we were in the naruto world if we were these are the skills I would have kage bushin no justu something like gaara's desert coffin and desert graveyard but maybe using water/fire nah I'll stick with sand and to summon cats/wolfs/foxes/racoons." Dani was lying on the top bunk of her bunk bed trying to get to sleep which was hard for her she suffered from eversincemydreamaboutexplodingteethandmonkysihavebecomeasilghtinsomiac-itis
"I would like to have Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu and temari's powers and Shousen Jutsu to heal myself." Charlie was clearly still thinking about sasuke as she kept on sighing and saying sasuke
"Wait a sec hey you get like 5 boys and I get 1 and he's kinda well a N-U-T-J-O-B but I think it makes him seem sweet aww he looked so cute when he was 6 if I was there I'd be his friend we could of shared our medication." Dani was now laughing
"Wait you were on medication when you were 6." Charlie looking at Daniella very confused
"Yes I'm also queen of the moon of course not hey I might be slightly insane but I'm not on pills I'm just a violent sick and twisted monster." Dani was now thinking about what it would be like to have a demon inside of you
Charlie was wishing she could be like kakashi with his Sharingan eye
"Hey lets both make a wish." Charlie leaping out of her bed
"A wish to rule world or to be the leader of hell… wow I am really evil." Dani had a confused and psychotic look on her face.
"No well the ruling the world one seems tempting but it would be cool if we lived in the naruto world." Charlie was wondering why her friend was well… a bit crazy
"Chibi Gaara was so kawaii now he's Kakkoii and rock lee is so funny when he's drunk a bit like me." Dani was now talking a ton of gibberish she did this when she was bored.
"Just go to sleep I promise you the monkeys won't get you." Charlie wanted to get to sleep but with Daniella she'd be woken up every hour.
"Ok but if they do I'm gonna be in a hyperactive rage…MONKEYS!" Dani had just banged her head on the ceiling and fell into an unconscious sleep
"Finally I can get some sleep." Charlie said thinking to herself.
The next day
"Monkey… huh why am I in a desert where's my bed where am I and why is their a bump on my head… wait this dream I'll just go back to sleep and… hmm maybe a little longer…" Dani was feeling very confused that she wasn't waking up yet.
"You baka this is not a dream this real life damn it why must be inside such a baka."
"Who the hell are you… wait you're not my conscious there's no devil or angel on my shoulders… my angel and devil have motorbikes." Dani with a smile
"Kid you are seriously messed up… oh well ahem my name is Nibi I am the two tailed demon of the nine I am a nekomata and you are now a Jinchūriki s-"Nibi was cut off by Dani
"Cool what things can I get from you tell me now." Dani was really excited now
"Fine fine you can now control earth/sand and you have some healing powers and you can mess around with people for a bit." Nibi was feeling that this girl would do something stupid any moment now like to see if she could pull out her heart and put it back in just for the fun of it.
"Wait why do I have stripe's on my arms." Dani now had blue and purple stripes on her arms.
"Oh that's to show that I'm sealed within you yer got that?" Nibi just wanted to cause a little havoc and she ends up being in a baka's body she was thinking of maybe taking over.
"Oh my god dude your part demon now that's so cool you might end up like me." This was Dani's conscious the bad side at least.
"No use your new powers wisely dude or like you'll be like in totally deep shit." This was also Dani's conscious the angel that is.
"No what you really want to do is run around in circles screaming what the crap happened." And this is the voice that tells her what she really wants to do.
"Who the hell are these guys wait do you have more then one demon in you?" Nibi did not want all these people in Dani's body with her
"No no their my bad and good side of my conscious and the voice I really want to hear they only appear when something big happens or when I need to make a decision." Dani was happy that she had a new mind friend to play with.
"Well I have to like go now so seeya."
"Yeah me to my motorbike is low on gas so bye."
"Yeah well bye and don't forget to run around in circles."
"Why me… although she is mad she has a thirst for destruction."
"I like pie… WHAT THE CRAP JUST HAPPENED WHAT THE CRAP JUST HAPPENED!" Dani was running in circles now and yelling this at the top her voice. Until a group of 3 people where looking at one mouth open one looking as if she was going to back away slowly and one just looked angry and annoyed.
"Uh how long have you been there?" Dani was going red all over
"Long enough for me to decide that you should die." Said the angry boy
"Wait red hair, tattoo, gourd… Oh SHIT its gaara wait… HOLY SPOON HE WANTS TO KILL ME." Dani was thinking this seconds before she said…
"OH HOLY SPOON THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING AND… bye" This left gaara feeling confused as Dani ran towards the village
"Wow I've never been able run so fast thanks Nibi I love you."
"Hey now don't get into that I'm not homosexual are you sure your straight." Nibi was sounding very worried
"Eww of course not I hate homos I only like like a few boys anyway." Dani was now nearing the gate she stopped and listen out for anyone such as gaara who I think wants to kill her.
"Its clear wait before I enter a village I should see if I can do ninjustu cause I already know taijustu." And for the next 3 hours or so she practiced kage bushin no justu
3 hours later
"Kage bushin no justu." Dani ended up 7 clones "Woohoo 7."
"Not bad kid not bad for your first time practicing ninjustu as well." Nibi was impressed also that she hadn't used any of her charkra as well.
"Well until I can do a least 2 basic Justus and one of my own I will not enter. Hey I've been meaning to ask this can I sleep?" Dani was thinking of gaara and shukaku and how gaara couldn't sleep
"Yes but I can still take over but none of your personality will go that's just shukaku he's just greedy I mean come'on have you seen how fat he is I can't believe that we used to date I mean he's cute but the kybuu was sweet but he was also kinda bossy. Hmmm who shall I go out with the tanuki or the fox I think tanuki cause he's closer and I'm lazy so I don't want to look for fox boy. Oh yeah I have do not any reasons of taking over you anyway so you can sleep kay." Nibi was thinking about shukaku and where he was and she was thinking the same for the kybuu
"Well that doesn't really matter to me that much since I have eversincemydreamaboutexplodingteethandmonkysihavebecomeasilghtinsomiac-it is."
"Really hmm maybe that's why you're messed up." Nibi was starting to understand Dani
"Well I feel brave I'll think I'll have a quick nap I'm sure the monkeys won't get me." Dani was now asleep snoring loudly
"I swear this place gets weirder and weirder every day. I mean that girl where did she come from." Kankarou was curious about Dani
"She could be a spy sent to suna or a missing nin who knows but if we see her again we need to take her or ask some questions." Temari being her smart self as usual came up with a good idea.
Gaara suddenly stopped
"Hey whats the matter." Temari wanted to know why her bro had stopped
"Listen can you hear it." Gaara said in his cold emotionless way
"Hear what?" Kankarou asked
"Snoring and… something about me… being cool or something… WTF." Gaara was very confused now
He looked to see that it was Dani in the middle of her catnap
"Great she's asleep we can take her." Temari happy with their find
Dani now had sand around her ankles and was being dragged thanks to gaara
"Oh no he is not gonna take me away like he owns me." Nibi took over Dani's body
"Hey yer Jackass let me go or you'll be sorry." Nibi had now given dani claws and the stripes had turned orange and dark red and sand had started to move towards gaara and then a blast of sand was shot towards gaara the shield of sand protected him of course but he was shocked to find someone else who could control sand like him.
"What that bicth is using our technique how could she… unless hey kid do not attack I repeat do not attack." Shukaku said
"And why not she attacked me?" Gaara was confused that shukaku didn't want to hurt someone for once
"Ok." Gaara said feeling a bit cross
"Also I like to take control for a bit I promise to be good." Gaara sighed and let him take control.
"Hey nibi stop it's me shukaku." Nibi stopped and went
"It's you… I … I." Shukaku knew what was going to happen now
"I MISSED YOU!" Nibi had charged straight to him and scratched his face 6 times leaving cracks everywhere on gaara's face
"You didn't call or give me a message… you… must hate me WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH." Nibi was sad now she was about to say only joking but she was stopped by
"Hey dude you should just kill him now Dani has no use for boyfriend yet." Yep the Devil had appeared
"You again wait… lets see what the angel has to say…" Nibi waited for the angel
"Yeah… well I don't think he's coming whoh who's the emo kid." This comment from ze devil had put gaara back in control
"What emo I'll I'll kill you." Gaara wasn't really sure what an emo was but he could tell that it was well maybe a bit offense
"Oh shit er I have… to er… go meet… saten yeah that's right saten bye." And in a poof of black fire she was gone and dani went into control
"Wha Holy crap gaara err back back I say I have umm spoon…power and err sand and earthish maybish." Gaara was still angry but before he kills he wants to find stuff out about the weird girl
"Your coming with us." And with that Dani was being dragged again by gaara
Later inside sandsibs kitchen
"Okay lets start with your name." Temari held a flashlight and shone it in dani's face
"Kay I will tell you my name but is it really nessery to have the lights off." Dani was really wondering why the lights were off
"Cause it makes it look cooler NOW ANSWEAR MY QUESTION!" Temari had sprayed a bit of spit on dani whilst she was shouting at her
"My name is Daniella buts I likes tos bes called Dani. Me likes gaara lots hes like me kay I will stop the weird talk now." Dani was changing into SERIOUS MODE! Which was rare
"Are you a spy?" Gaara with the flashlight
"NO wait am I no I … arg." Dani had just collapsed
"What shall we do with her." Kankarou was poking Dani with a wood spoon
"Just put her on the couch." Temari couldn't care less about where she slept but it was late and thinking of going to bed her self
"Well night boys I'm heading up." She went up and Kankarou had placed Dani on the couch and went up as well
Gaara was just standing there wondering what to do with her then
"Yosh the fainting trick works every time oh hey whats up hey I'm just gonna leave now Charlie is probly wondering where I am… Wait where's Charlie omg she must be in the desert somewhere or or she might be non existent hey gaara could you go I need a little time to think." Dani had forgotten about her friend and now she was getting worried.
1 minute later
"Kay I'm better now." Dani had her trademark smile on her face
"Don't you care about Charlie?" Gaara thought that Charlie was her friend and dani avoids emotions like love and friendship or her and Charlie were enemies
"Well yer win some and yer lose some luckily I still have the holy spoon right with that nothing bad will happen cept in my dreams which I avoid by not sleeping." Dani thought that by saying this she could make friends with gaara
"Why do you avoid your dreams their supposed to be good things." Even though he didn't sleep he knew dreams had to be good things otherwise nobody would want to sleep
"Why because my dreams just bring pain misery and fear. MONKEYS." Dani was clearly saying that I'm a flipping crazy person
"Err okay who or what do you belive in?" Gaara thought this might answear some questions
"I belive in the holy spoon and be really bad and the blessed forks take you away to hell. I also belive in demons and monsters and that saten is a knife." Dani then had her face in a thinking mode "wait… a minute monsters demons gaara…"
"IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT OH YOU POOR SOUL DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT." Dani was nearly crying cause she remembered stuff about gaara. Gaara was just standing there a blank face on him thinking "WTF?"
"What's with all noise down there?" Kankarou running down in some shorts shirt off
"Your so mean you meanies say gomen now to gaara or else." Gaara was still thinking "WTF what the hell did they do?"
"Err gomen err gaara for… hey what did I do again wait I know for being err mean to you." Kankarou was scared of what the crazy girl was going to do to him
"Good boy now go to bed and you'll get a treat in the morning." Dani was treating him as if he was a dog but in her opinion he was already like a cat or something.
"I'm bored now what do you do at nightime here cause none of my stuff is here."
"I sit on the rooftop and think to myself."
"I've done that once or twice cept I didn't go on the roof well in spain I did but the roofs were flat but their flat here too hmmm hey do you know how to play poker by any chance."
"No." Gaara wasn't sure what poker was but he thought coming from her it was likely to be a crazy one
"Well I'll teach you kay now where are playing cards umm nope nata not here ahhh… bingo found them now you do know what the cards are right." Dani now shuffling the cards
"Yea I mean temari tried to teach me but I kinda of wasn't listening but I know the suit thingies and values."
"Kay lets get started."
2 hours later
"Yay I won I am the poker king err queen I mean." Dani had won the 3rd time in a row this was not making gaara happy
"Hey I know you don't quite trust me but could I like borrow some cloths cause we're about the same height your only like I'm 4cm taller(seriously I am) and we're the same age but your 36 days older(again really I am)."
"I guess its okay wait how do you know my age and birthday." Gaara was giving her a distrusting look
"Oh that's easy Charlie and she found it on the internet." Gaara was now thinking "why does someone want to know that?"
"I'm hungry what is there to eat?" Dani punched her stomach and told it to be quiet
"We can't have food now temari won't cook at night but she does do horrible cooking anyway." Gaara was thinking of when she made some rice but somehow burned it she even burned the cereal(Trust me it is possible if they want warm milk do not put the bowl on the oven)
"Oh I know how to cook I have to cook a lot at home since my mom and dad are never in that much I have to cook for me sometimes tom too he cooks a bit but I don't want to touch it cause it always jiggles blech." Dani went into kitchen and in ten minutes she came out with a plate with some scrambled eggs
"Now for some ketchup." Dani grabbed the ketchup and put it all over her food
"Yum." She was now licking ketchup off her arm Gaara was looking at her
"What yer know you can have some if you want I made lots so have much as you want." Gaara went inside the kitchen and ate he didn't want to miss out on food that was actually cooked properly
"Well I'm going to change." Dani walked into what she thought was gaara's room but she came out again her cheeks red and a horrified look on her face and then she went into gaara's room and came out in his cloths
"Eww these smell like like… unwashed boy… cool." Dani was also wearing gaara's sashes for some reason
"Hey I becha I can carry your gourd."
"It's heavy really heavy are you sure you want to break your back but then again if that does happen I can kill you so go ahead." Gaara couldn't care less about what happened as long as he could kill someone.
"Don't worry I'm like a moose plus if I can carry a 170 something pound 15 year old boy (a.k.a my bro) with ease I think I can carry that." Dani did what she did when she was about to carry her big brother.
"Err how do you get this on wait no I can see." She was carrying it but she was going slow
"Well I told you well you can have it back." Gaara was a bit impressed that she could carry his gourd not a lot of people could do that
He smirked and wondered what was going to happen with her around.