Errr...wow. XD This one is...yeeeeah. It was inspired by a video on YouTube, and the link should be in my bio if you'd like to check it out. It makes me laaaaugh. But then again, practically everything does XD
Aaaand...I can't believe how many people I've corrupted about Moogles -dies laughing- Poor, innocent little Moogles, being subjected to Axel's, uh...dirtyness. Heh, heh. -smirks- Apparently I rock socks. Yay, thanks Magick :D All your socks are belong to me!
Anyway, as for this theme...I have one thing to say: CRACKTASTIC.
You've been warned. ;P
Theme: Argument
Rating: T
Roxas would be the first person at Twilight Town High to say that high school totally sucked out loud.
However, he was also quite serious about it. He was notorious for goofing off with his friend Hayner in the middle of class, seemingly not caring about it, and later handing in every bit of homework—and then some—all on top of passing every exam with flying colors.
Hey, he had to do it: no way was he staying in Twilight Town for college. Nooo way. He'd rather stab the pencil he was currently using in his eye and twist it into his cornea so that he was screaming bloody murder.
Well, maybe not.
But still, for what he lacked in class participation, he definitely made up with his stellar grades. Roxas always made time for the homework. He gave a satisfied little smile as he finished up a bunch of assigned math problems, and turning to the literature work—reading the first act of 'Romeo and Juliet'.
Lame--but hey, there was no doubt in the blond's mind that there would be a pop quiz on the pages tomorrow. The teacher was a creepy yellow-haired woman who kinda looked like she had bug feelers coming out of her head. She acted like an insect too; annoying and loved torturing her students with evil pop quizzes nobody ever seemed to pass.
Roxas let out another sigh as he began reading the first scene, only to be startled by someone knocking on his window. He let out a little yelp and jumped, spinning in his desk chair to see who it was—although it should've been obvious.
His best friend, Axel, was grinning widely, gesturing to the blond to let him inside. Roxas grudgingly obliged, rolling his eyes as the spiky-haired redhead tumbled into the room, laughing his brains out.
It was odd that the two were best friends—they were polar opposites. People who didn't know Roxas very well would describe him as icy and cold, caring only about his studies; though his friends knew better. Axel, on the other hand, was firey and crazy, not giving a damn about schoolwork or the future, just living every day in the moment.
They had met when Roxas became part of a tutoring program at the hellhole—er, school—and Axel was his 'student', so to speak. Roxas quickly became so frustrated at the redhead's inability to retain any information whatsoever, he found himself inviting Axel over his house to see if he would study better in a less 'structured' environment. The study session eventually evolved into a conversation of other things, and the two had been incredibly close ever since.
However, Roxas' mother hated Axel's habit of randomly catching things on fire, so he had to sneak into the house by way of Roxas's window, where there was a fully-loaded fire extinguisher.
Roxas raised his eyebrow at Axel, who was still laughing. He rolled his eyes and turned back to 'Romeo and Juliet', waiting for him to calm down already.
"Hey Roxas!" Axel finally blurted out, slapping a hand to his skinny chest.
"Hey, Axel," Roxas replied, rolling his eyes.
"Man! You'll never guess what happened to me on the bus ride over here! This guy--who had the freakiest-looking mullet ever-- was smiling and talking to me!"
"...Interesting."
Axel's grin continued to widen, unfazed that his best friend wasn't the least bit interested in his story. "He was being real friendly. I'm sure he was coming on to me--I think he might've thought I was gay!"
'What gave it away?' Roxas thought bitterly at the back of his mind. However, he wasn't going to give a certain flamer in his room the satisfaction of an answer, so he just cleared his throat in annoyance and replied, "Why are you telling me this? I don't care."
Axel raised an eyebrow, the diamond tattoos under his eyes twitching as he tried to compose his grin. "Well, well, Roxas. You don't need to get all defensive about it."
"I'm not getting defensive!" Roxas all but growled. "I don't care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read. This is homework. You know, my future? Grades? Getting out of this town?"
The redhead ignored him. "I didn't mean anything by it. I just think it's something, you know, that we should be able to talk about. We talk all the time about lots of stuff."
"Not this! Forget it; this conversation is over."
"Yeah, but..."
"Over!" Roxas finally turned to glare daggers at Axel, narrowing his blue eyes into slits.
Axel was still unfazed and waved a hand dismissively. "Well, okay, but just so you know..." He broke into a wide, silly grin, putting his hands on his slim hips. "If you were gay...that'd be okay!"
Roxas' glare turned to a horrified expression, but Axel didn't let that deter him. In fact, he continued his statement in an almost sing-song voice:
"I mean 'cause, hey! I'd like you an-y-way!"
Oh dear gods, now he was doing a little dance in addition to the singing.
"Because you see, if it were meee...I would feel free to say that I was gay—but I'm not gay!" He crossed his arms to prove his point.
Roxas gritted his teeth and turned back to his homework. "Axel, please, I am trying to read." When the fiery redhead didn't reply, the blond looked up to see Axel still grinning psychotically. "What!"
"If you were queer..."
"Grrr...Axel..."
"I'd still be here..."
"Axel, I am trying to read this book."
"Year after year..."
"AXEL."
"Because you're dear to me!"
"ARGUH!"
"And I know that you..." Axel pointed to Roxas, swinging his hips in tune with his little sing-song voice. "Would accept me too...!"
"I would?" Roxas wasn't even attempting to read anymore, and was regarding Axel with very annoyed eyes.
"If I told you today—'hey, guess what, I'm gay!'...But I'm not gay." Axel quickly added, waving his hand dismissively.
'Riiiiiight,' Roxas couldn't help but think.
Oh geez, Axel was still at it. "I'm happy just being with you!"
"I'm going to kill you."
Roxas was ignored, as usual. "So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?"
"Axel, that is wrong!"
"No, it's not!" Oh great—now he was really getting into it. Axel jumped onto Roxas's bed, still grinning like a crazy madman. "If you were gay, I'd shout HOORAY!" His arms flew into the air with mock joy.
"I am not listening!"
"And here I'd staaay..."
"La, la, la, la, la!" Roxas covered his ears in a pitiful attempt to muffle his friend's...well...whatever you wanted to call that. Singing? Ranting?
"But I wouldn't get in your way!"
Attempt failed. Roxas uncovered his ears and tore at his spiky blond locks, gritting his teeth. "GAHHH!"
Axel was on a roll now, still ignoring Roxas. "You can count on me to always be beside you every day—to tell you it's okay! You were just born that way! And as they say, 'it's in your DNA', YOU'RE GAY!" He pointed an accusing finger towards the blond, smiling psychotically.
"But I'm not gay!" Roxas argued, finally getting up, his hands balling into fists.
Axel paused. "...If you were gay."
"GAHHH!" Roxas cried again. He suddenly launched himself at his best friend (although what 'best friend' accused you of being gay when you were pretty darn sure you weren't?) and tackled him off the bed. Their scuffle quickly became a pathetic little wrestling match. The homework was long forgotten from the blond's brain; now all he wanted was to beat Axel to a bloody pulp. Given the fact that Axel was a wiry little thing, Roxas should have won easily, but he ended up finding himself pinned to the floor by his wrists, his limbs tangled with the redhead's.
Axel's lips curled into an amused smirk. "You know, sometimes I do kind of wonder."
"Wonder what?" Roxas squirmed, trying to break from Axel's grip. Those green eyes were getting way too close to his face.
"If we were gay." Axel's smirk flashed into a grin, though the amusement still danced in his eyes. "Care to test out that theory?"
"What! Wait, Axel, what are you—MMMPH! Mmmmph!...mmm."
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As for what happened after that, I'll let your minds wander XD
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