The Sequel
Chapter 6 -- Sarah Come Out (About Being a Part Time Stapling Machine)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I would like to, love to in fact, but life is cruel, so I can't.
Thanks to Sarah for giving me this idea!
In the last chapter...I can't remember what happened. I'm too lazy to go reread it now.
Sarah: Hey, Deanna, can I ask you something?
Deanna Troi: Yeah?
Sarah: Well, I've kinda been feeling a little… emotional… about being a part time stapling machine… I was wondering if you could help me out.
Deanna Troi: Sure.
Sarah: -Brings everyone to one of those psychologist places-
Deanna is sitting in a huge plush chair; Sarah is laying on the couch-thing. Everyone else is standing.
Deanna Troi (using soft, come voice): So, Sarah, when did you realize that you were a part time stapling machine?
Sarah: I never realized it! It's an occupation! You can't realize an occupation!
Deanna Troi: Oh! Right! When did you realize you were unhappy with your job as a part time stapling machine?
Sarah: I guess, about a year ago, when Frizz mentioned a part time stapling machine in her story. I think that's really when I decided stapling things together, even only some of the time, is just not for me.
Deanna Troi: Sarah, I think that instead of spending many long months coming to terms with being a part time stapling machine, you should just quit.
Sarah: Great idea! Thank you!
Deanna Troi: That'll be 3000 pieces of gold-plated latinum, please!
David Bowie (aside to Worf): This is madness! I never had a problem with being a part time stapling machine!
Worf: Yeah, well, everyone knows you're insane.
Capt. Picard: Deanna, I've been meaning to talk to you about something too.
Deanna Troi: What is it?
Capt. Picard: Well, a few days ago, I ate a cheese sandwich. It was pretty good, but I think it was a time traveling cheese sandwich!
Deanna Troi: And what makes you think that?
Capt. Picard: Well, it was slightly melted…
Deadthingsdontfly: That's my plotline!
Q, Will Riker and Geordi La Forge: She's stealing plotlines now?
Frizz: Sorry!
Deadthingsdontfly: Vanishes.
Data: Inquiry, why did you not bring Dr. Crusher here?
Sarah: She was needed in sickbay.
Geordi La Forge: So? I was needed in engineering!
Capt. Picard and will Riker: And I was needed on the bridge!
Frizz: No you weren't! You two never do anything, except say "Red alert"
Q: And "Q! Get off my bridge!"
Will Riker: I never said that!
Q: That's because it's not your bridge!
Will Sarah quit her job? Will Frizz keep stealing other people's material? Will Riker…
Deadthingsdontfly: That's my joke!