The Sequel
Chapter 7 -- The Revenge of Deanna Troi
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In the last chapter Sarah talked with Deanna Troi about being a part time stapling machine and was charged in gold-pressed latinum.
Will Riker: -Vanishes-
Capt. Picard: Where do the people who vanish go?
Worf: I don't know. Why don't you ask the computer?
Capt. Picard: Good idea! Computer, where do the people who vanish go?
Computer: Unknown.
Geordi La Forge: Whose voice is that anyway?
Deanna Troi: I don't know. But it's always reminded me of my mother.
Frizz: Is that why you don't ever use it?
Deanna Troi: Yes.
Sarah: Let's find out who the voice is!
Data: -Short circuits-
Capt. Picard: That was odd.
Worf: We'll turn him back on later. Let's go!
David Bowie: To where?
Geordi La Forge: There he goes with those questions again!
Sarah: Dude, chill.
Frizz: Chill? Since when do you say chill?
Sarah: Since you put it in your story!
They wander aimlessly until the find a door labeled "Room Where the Person Who's Voice is Used for the Computer Lives"
Sarah: That's helpful!
Worf: -Breaks down door-
They all enter to find Luxwana Troi sitting on a chair next to a microphone
Deanna Troi: Mother?
Luxwana Troi: Hello little one. Hello Jean-Luc!
David Bowie (Whispering to Frizz): Who is she?
Luxwana Troi (To David Bowie): Hello! -Runs over and wraps arm around David Bowie's waist-
Luxwana: Who are you?
David Bowie (Very Scared): Umm… David Bowie.
Deanna Troi: Get off him! He's mine!
David Bowie: I am?
Deanna Troi: See! He admits it!
David Bowie: I do?
Luxwana Troi: Little one, don't be foolish. You know that someone as handsome as him would never want you.
David Bowie: I don't want either of you!
Luxwana Troi: What happened to that nice young man, Will, that you liked so much?
Worf: He vanished a little while ago.
David Bowie: -Gets out of Luxwana's grasp and runs away again-
Luxwana and Deanna Troi: SEE WHAT YOU DID?
Geordi La Forge: I'll go get David. -Leaves to go find David Bowie-
Deanna Troi: I am so sick of you!
Deanna Troi: -Troughs Luxwana out the nearest airlock, and herself by mistake-
Capt. Picard: Now who'll be the ships voice?
Worf: I will!
Capt. Picard: Okay.
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